http://www.wordupthome.comFor those who don't know, the Dugout is a webcomic of imagined AIM conversations between Major League Baseball figures (and some pop-culture stars, etc.). They've made references to MtG in the past, but this is the biggest and best.
http://dugout.progressiveboink.com/archive/b102.htmlHere's the highlight—
YankeeClippard: what if i cast brainstorm to expand my options by three and improve my hand
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: what if i use my hand to throw this chaos orb card into yer fucken brain