Bram
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« on: December 02, 2007, 05:29:37 pm » |
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Have you guys ever heard of this? http://www.milliondollarhomepage.com/http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Million_Dollar_HomepageIt's two years old now, but the guy pulled it off in under half a year. It's incredibly brilliant. So here's the thing - I wanna get rich quick, too. But since I'm a talentless, uninspired bastard, I wanna leech of your ideas (based on the assumption that you all are creative and brilliant, but talkative and endlessly lazy). They can be internet based business ideas or products, funny, brilliant, half-cocked, nonsensical - I'll take anything! So far, I've got: 1. Sky Pimp (introduce in-flight prostitution) What can you people come up with off the top of your heads? |
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<j_orlove> I am semi-religious
<BR4M> I like that. which half of god do you believe in?
<j_orlove> the half that tells me how to live my life
<j_orlove> but not the half that tells me how others should live theirs
R.I.P. Rudy van Soest a.k.a. MoreFling
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« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2007, 06:33:30 pm » |
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Smennen-M's = So Many Insane Flavors! Melts in your library, not in your hand.
Emin-M's = Candy with attitude (Contains a rap lyric in every pack!)
Skydiving Pimp: Introduce mid-air prostitution
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The Atog Lord
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« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2007, 09:16:50 pm » |
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Topic: Make Me Rich! This is a noble goal, Bram. However, you should realize that being yourself is good enough. You don't need to be me to be happy. |
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The Academy: If I'm not dead, I have a Dragonlord Dromoka coming in 4 turns
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« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2007, 09:20:39 pm » |
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Write a book on how to get rich quick and market the hell out of it until it becomes a best seller and you become filthy rich. I can see it now...
Get Rich Quick by: Bram
Step 1: Establish yourself in an online community.
Step 2: Ask that community to help make you rich.
Step 3: Actually listen to their terrible ideas.
Step 4:
Step 5: Profit.
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« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2007, 09:26:46 pm » |
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Upgrade the drug delivery business idea from Half-Baked to include internet orders.
Granted, this already exists, but you sure can get rich if you're willing to break laws!
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Red Sox: 2004 AND 2007 World Series Champs!
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« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2007, 10:49:40 pm » |
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Can't go wrong with a solar powered flashlight I guess.
You could try rigging the lotto?
Build a giant laser on the moon and demand lots of money.
Make a more efficient non gas powered car, sell it to big oil for profit, and then they will promptly destroy it.
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Somebody tell Chapin how counterbalance works?
"Of all the major Vintage archetypes that exist and have existed for a significant period of time, Oath of Druids is basically the only won that has never won Vintage Championships and never will (the other being Dredge, which will never win either)." - Some guy who does not know vintage....
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« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2007, 11:06:01 pm » |
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Topic: Make Me Rich! This is a noble goal, Bram. However, you should realize that being yourself is good enough. You don't need to be me to be happy. This thread can stop now. |
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Bram
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« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2007, 03:43:13 am » |
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This thread can stop now. While the post in question in indeed awesome enough to elicit that sentiment, I just checked my bank account and it appears I'm not loaded yet. |
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<j_orlove> I am semi-religious
<BR4M> I like that. which half of god do you believe in?
<j_orlove> the half that tells me how to live my life
<j_orlove> but not the half that tells me how others should live theirs
R.I.P. Rudy van Soest a.k.a. MoreFling
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« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2007, 04:37:46 am » |
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You could jump on the "give me $X, and I will/will not do Y" bandwagon. Savetoby raked in lots of cash, I remember.
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Bram
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« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2007, 07:50:00 am » |
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OK, gimme a couple of Y's!
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<j_orlove> I am semi-religious
<BR4M> I like that. which half of god do you believe in?
<j_orlove> the half that tells me how to live my life
<j_orlove> but not the half that tells me how others should live theirs
R.I.P. Rudy van Soest a.k.a. MoreFling
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« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2007, 09:53:08 am » |
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Eat rancid tuna from a dead goats ass using only one's tongue. I'd pay to see some wacko do it.
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Ball and ChainCongrats to the winners, but as we all know, everyone who went to this tournament was a winner Just to clarify...people name Aaron are amazing
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« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2007, 12:00:41 pm » |
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Unfortunately, being rich has nothing to do with the amount of money one has, but one's understanding of how money works. The only way to become rich is to learn how money works, and have the discipline to follow a course once decided.
One secret the rich know that most people don't: Don't work for money.
Are you going to go to the big Vintage event this weekend? I'd be happy to talk to you about how to set yourself for financial independence.
The only other option would be an internet only event where you fight a horde of midgets. You could have an object duck taped to your head, and take bets from everyone on which midget will end up with it. You could give each midget a unique back story and weapon, and offer a huge bounty to the winner.
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Reinforcing your negative body image
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« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2007, 01:59:13 pm » |
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Savekaryn?
You can be Savebram!
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Team Meandeck: VOTE RON PAUL KILL YOUR PARENTS MAKE GOLD ILLEGAL Doug was really attractive to me. |
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« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2007, 04:36:22 pm » |
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You could set up a pay-per-view style fight between the Lion and the group of midgets as was discussed so many times. People on the internet will pay for some weird shit, and I bet you could make some money off it (especially if you got the midgets to agree to be paid AFTER the fight). I mean, you might have to go to Eastern Europe somewhere to actually hold the fight, but you're pretty close to there anyway right?
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Team Meandeck Team Serious LordHomerCat is just mean, and isnt really justifying his statements very well, is he?
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« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2007, 06:39:02 pm » |
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Team with Eli Roth and open a hostel?
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« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2007, 07:17:38 pm » |
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One secret the rich know that most people don't: Don't work for money.
That's the key. Pay other people to work for you and sell their services for more than you're paying them. Getting rich is as simple as that. The other way is to buy collectibles and hope they go up in price rapidly (a collectible is basically something with little inherent value that one hopes to sell for more than one paid for it e.g. art, magic cards, precious metals and stones, antiques, land). |
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That's what I like about you, Laura - you're always willing to put my neck on the line. |
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« Reply #16 on: December 04, 2007, 11:57:33 pm » |
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Don't forget tulips! Bram should be an expert on those.
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Team Meandeck: O Lord,
Guard my tongue from evil and my lips from speaking guile.
To those who slander me, let me give no heed.
May my soul be humble and forgiving to all.
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« Reply #17 on: December 07, 2007, 08:14:27 am » |
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You need to open a half-way house for chicks that don't go all the way. You could promote it at your local fairgrounds. Get a booth, hand out flyers for your new reform house and serve battered women. Who doesn't like their women all hot and lathered up and dripping in oil?
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