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The Vintage champs are this weekend. Steven Menendian has elected not to participate due to a wedding and/or 3-day coke binge.  After a brief hiatus, I have decided GenCon is worth my effort to attend. My epic entrance will be something to the effect of:  Because I am an in fact a devastating creature powered by:  +  +  with a dash of  Because I have the subtlety of a  combined with  , I am stating outright that my deck will be a fairly standard UB(+splash) Tezzeret list similar to the one LSV won the side event at Nationals with, though possibly without the Oath sideboard. And because I have an ego approximating a combination of  ,  , and  , I am issuing this challenge: Anyone who defeats me, either in the tournament itself, the side event on Saturday (if I end up playing in it), or any best-of-3 exhibition match during the course of the weekend is entitled to one (1) free drink, either at the bars Friday night or back at the hotel from the ample supply of liquor I am bringing. If you're under 21, you instead win one (1) Juggernaut card, personally signed and altered by my good self. This offer is good for the weekend of the GenCon of 2009 only and is subject to change without notification. Offer valid in the continental United States only and does not apply if AngryPheldagrif is no longer wearing pants.  On August 14th, at approximately 11am central time, this thread reverts to an ongoing discussion of the Championships with live updates via AngryPheldagrif's Blackberry and whoever else is at home and helping. Have a nice day.  |
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« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2009, 10:51:45 pm » |
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« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2009, 11:06:44 pm » |
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« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2009, 11:26:48 pm » |
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« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2009, 11:50:35 pm » |
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What's the power/toughness of Denizen of the Deep?
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« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2009, 01:11:40 am » |
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You guys should all go in speedos.
Best of luck to whoever shows up with shops!
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« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2009, 01:15:22 am » |
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No kidding! I predict a shop deck will roll the competition. That's only cause I can't make it. Good luck Soly! If you don't go on tilt I see another top 8 in your future, but only top 8.  |
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« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2009, 02:43:21 am » |
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Can I preemptively challenge you to a half dozen or so exhibitions right now? I mean, we can play while I'm drawing my last 2 rounds waiting for the top 8 and you are in the coverage writer bracket. I would definitely enjoy drinking for free friday night (or actually better than free: drinking on Dan Carp's tab).
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« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2009, 02:57:38 am » |
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Can I preemptively challenge you to a half dozen or so exhibitions right now? I mean, we can play while I'm drawing my last 2 rounds waiting for the top 8 and you are in the coverage writer bracket. I would definitely enjoy drinking for free friday night (or actually better than free: drinking on Dan Carp's tab).
Extraneous exhibition matches are played under the reciprocation rule. I'll play as many as you want if you buy me a drink for every time I win. Also, your post was pictureless, so you automatically lose points   |
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« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2009, 03:13:19 am » |
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I will have to take you up on this, I plan on being drunk anyways, so you can just help me on my quest for drunkness
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"To me, T2 and extended are like a bicycle race, Legacy is like dirt-bike racing, and vintage is like high performance turbo-bike racing where everyone has samurai swords." - Harlequin
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« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2009, 03:13:57 am » |
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I wasn't gunna touch this post, but that last one was just  . Dan, I will take you on. Us playing magic is like  Unfortunately, after our less-than-epic battle, you will bow down, defeated. (reference  ) More reference  PS: Remember folks:  |
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« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2009, 03:27:59 am » |
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Your Tag line can be:  He don't fail like this dude:  |
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« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2009, 07:50:25 am » |
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I like how Jimmy's reply is all:  Dan, mad props for starting this thread. See you at GenCon. |
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« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2009, 08:03:04 am » |
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 And that day was August 14th. |
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« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2009, 10:30:30 am » |
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angrypheldagrif's post must be the best thing written on the internet this year. when i got to the steroids and bullets part, i was actually laughing out loud. well done  |
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Insult my mother, insult my sister, insult my girlfriend... but never ever use the words "restrict" and "Workshop" in the same sentence...
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« Reply #15 on: August 12, 2009, 02:01:33 pm » |
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Dan, Jimmy McCarthy and I are on our way tomorrow. Again, for reference, here are the three of us, ready to wage war on Indy: Dan Carp:  Myself:  Jimmy McCarthy:  Indianapolis upon our arrival:  We are going to rape your city, and pillage your women. And they will like it.  |
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« Reply #16 on: August 12, 2009, 02:33:29 pm » |
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 Soly: Dan, what is best in life? Dan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women. Soly: That is good.  |
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« Reply #17 on: August 12, 2009, 02:52:26 pm » |
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« Reply #18 on: August 12, 2009, 03:21:01 pm » |
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I like my Magic decks like I like my relationships. Abusive.
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« Reply #19 on: August 12, 2009, 03:27:49 pm » |
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I'M Carpicus!
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I'M Carpicus!
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« Reply #21 on: August 12, 2009, 03:32:39 pm » |
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« Reply #22 on: August 12, 2009, 03:38:56 pm » |
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« Reply #24 on: August 12, 2009, 03:42:36 pm » |
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Myself: The one on the left? |
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« Reply #26 on: August 12, 2009, 05:09:01 pm » |
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 This will be the 2009 Vintage World Champ |
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« Reply #27 on: August 12, 2009, 05:19:37 pm » |
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« Reply #28 on: August 12, 2009, 05:21:34 pm » |
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Little Joe, if you're not even going to put effort into your Paint-chops, please get out of my thread and stop sucking it up.  |
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