Twaun P. Pownertown’s tournament report of doom. I went Viashino Heretic so don't expect anything exciting. It is just a quick rundown.
I roll out of bed at 1pm to the glorious sound of my coffee maker percolating and I get ready to enjoy a great cup of Joe. About 1:30 80% of Team Serious blows up my phone to make sure I’m up and functioning. I think they have some weird idea that I live in a different time zone or something. Anyway, I load up the car and start off to Guhstins‘s house. I get to Guhstin’s and we chill for awhile. Around 4:00 we head off to Swanton’s own House of Games. During the car ride we listed to copious amounts of rap and talk endlessly about one of the greatest movies of all time, Predator.
We roll into the House of Games around 5:30 and register for the tourney. A few minutes later the rest of Team Serious shows up.
I played this pile
Artifacts-30
1 Black Lotus
4 Chalice of the Void
3 Crucible of Worlds
1 Mox Emerald
1 Mox Jet
1 Mox Pearl
1 Mox Ruby
1 Mox Sapphire
3 Null Rod
4 Smokestack
1 Sol Ring
4 Thorn of Amethyst
4 Tangle Wire
1 Trinisphere
Instants-1
1 Darkblast
Creatures-8
4 Dark Confidant
4 Goblin Welder
Lands-21
4 Badlands
1 Barbarian Ring
2 Bazaar of Baghdad
1 Bloodstained Mire
1 Cabal Pit
4 Mishra's Workshop
1 Strip Mine
1 Tolarian Academy
1 Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
4 Wasteland
1 Wooded Foothills
Side Board
2 Maze of Ith
2 Rack and Ruin
2 Red Elemental Blast
2 The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale
2 Tormod's Crypt
3 Relic of the Pro Gamer
2 Viashino Heretic
Rd 1 Paul w/ Fish
G1- I see the mulligan hammer coming at me already. I immediately say “I guess it its going to be one of those days.” I keep an alright hand of Badands, Mox Emerald, Welder, Thorn of Amethyst, and Crucible. I keep it. His first turn he strips my land. I never see another one and three Tarmogoyfs take it home for him.
G2-My opener has turn 1 Trinisphere, 2 Workshops, Welder, 2 Wastelands, and Tangle Wire. Paul counters my Trinisphere, he gets a Confidant down and I proceed to draw 5 lands in a row. I love Magic.
Rd 2 Yuri w/ Tezz
G1- He blows me out on the play. It was so bad I deleted it from my memory. I believe it was worse that Landstill facing Dreadge.
G2- My opener is Trinisphere, Black Lotus, Goblin Welder, CotV, Workshop, Mox, Thorn. My Trinisphere sticks and according to my notes I draw worse that Michael J. Fox off his medication for the rest of the game. Time is called and for some reason we think it’s game one and we start talking about rolling a dice to see who wins since the tourney is only four rounds. We almost roll and then we’re like wait a minute, its game two! Yuri wins.
Rd 3 Joshua w/ Tezz
G1- I drop three lock components by turn two and it’s all over after Bobby Digital hits the battlefield. I don’t even know what he is playing yet so I just board in two rebs.
G-2- He keeps a sketchy hand and opens Mox, Lotus Petal, and Top. My hand is Lotus, Land, Reb, Stack, Workshop, Mox, Bobby Digital. I drop turn 1 3ball with Reb back up. He Brainstorms of Lotus Petal and tries to force and I reb it. Stack comes down a turn later and he scoops.
Rd 4 Bob Davis w/ Tezz
We look at standings and I scoop to help Nam get into the top eight. We play like 10 games and he requested that I don’t post the results due to B/RStax domination.

He did get one game though.
Here are some pictures from the Q.

Yangtime is watching Juanmandingo and The Great Guhstini strike a pose for the camera.

Yangtime and Guhstin battling in the swiss.

Nartman99 and Randolmore the Red in a heated wizards duel. Notice Randal's spectacular beard.

Cjester and Yuri in heated game. Yuri is in the middle of saying Randal's beard is two times better than his.

Juanmandingo's opener in the top 8 vs Angel. Reminds ya of testing on MWS doesn't it? He mulled it.

Angels Busted U/R Workshop aggro hand vs Juanmandingo in top 8.

G and Paul battling in top 8.

John, Nartman, Guhstin, and Randalmore the Red battling for the top spots.

Nartman just Duressed the crap out of Guhstin.
The tournament had a really relaxed atmosphere and the venue was super clean. Hopefully they decide to run some more of these thing in the future.
Randalmore has the standings and top 8 so hopefully he will post them up later.