Twaun007
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« Reply #30 on: July 29, 2010, 04:27:00 pm » |
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I feel like I've made everyone dumber.
So you're ready to join Team Serious? SWEET! |
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T00L
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« Reply #31 on: July 29, 2010, 04:45:28 pm » |
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I like my Magic decks like I like my relationships. Abusive.
Team GGs: We welcome all types of degeneracy!
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« Reply #32 on: July 29, 2010, 04:59:00 pm » |
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In this corner we have SOLY!!!!  ...and in this corner we have Elias!  Show up at Gencon to watch these two retards slap, drool and dry hump each other till they both moan like Helen Keller.  |
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« Reply #33 on: July 29, 2010, 05:03:33 pm » |
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Winning a tournament in the Midwest is like winning the Special Olympics.
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Suddenly, Fluffy realized she wasn't quite like the other bunnies anymore.
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« Reply #34 on: July 29, 2010, 05:07:48 pm » |
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Winning a tournament in the Midwest is like winning the Special Olympics.
Brad, that isn't at all respectful to the special Olympics. Those events have more than 13 contestants. |
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Win as if you were used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change.
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M.Solymossy
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« Reply #35 on: July 29, 2010, 05:26:36 pm » |
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Winning a tournament in the Midwest is like winning the Special Olympics.
Brad, that isn't at all respectful to the special Olympics. Those events have more than 13 contestants. I'd rather play 13 people like TK Seroogy Owen Jimmy McCarthy Ben Carp Dan Carp Than play against the retarded 13yo's in Pennsylvania. |
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Vintage will continue to be awful until Time Vault is banned from existance.
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« Reply #36 on: July 29, 2010, 05:34:47 pm » |
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the middle east has rabies?
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Rand Paul is a stupid fuck, just like his daddy. Let's go buy some gold!!!
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RitNecroWin
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« Reply #37 on: July 29, 2010, 06:13:37 pm » |
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I'd rather play 13 people like
TK
Seroogy
Owen
Jimmy McCarthy
Ben Carp
Dan Carp
Than play against the retarded 13yo's in Pennsylvania.
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"FWIW, the only thing truly hilarious here is how seriously you continue to take yourself after 15 years of spewing utter nonsense. It's no wonder Daniel Chang and a known cheat are your bffs." - Commandant
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« Reply #38 on: July 29, 2010, 06:23:40 pm » |
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Wait Soly slept with a girl with Rabies?
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« Reply #39 on: July 29, 2010, 06:28:31 pm » |
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I thought it said he slept with a rabbit
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Rand Paul is a stupid fuck, just like his daddy. Let's go buy some gold!!!
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Delha
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« Reply #40 on: July 29, 2010, 07:06:08 pm » |
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Those two things are not mutually exclusive.
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I suppose it's mostly the thought that this format is just one big Mistake; and not even a very sophisticated one at that.
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T00L
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« Reply #41 on: July 29, 2010, 07:07:40 pm » |
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Wait soly slept with a girl?
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I like my Magic decks like I like my relationships. Abusive.
Team GGs: We welcome all types of degeneracy!
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« Reply #42 on: July 29, 2010, 07:20:37 pm » |
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Wait soly slept with a girl?
Depends. Do you count inflatables? |
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T00L
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« Reply #43 on: July 29, 2010, 07:25:25 pm » |
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Wait soly slept with a girl?
Depends. Do you count inflatables? Inflatable girls or like pool toys? |
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I like my Magic decks like I like my relationships. Abusive.
Team GGs: We welcome all types of degeneracy!
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« Reply #44 on: July 29, 2010, 07:29:38 pm » |
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I feel like I've made everyone dumber.
So you're ready to join Team Serious? SWEET! Welcome brother |
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(14:38:55) Twaun007: (14:38:15) CJster: man, i just read my TMD sig "Manning the Team Serious Toilet Bunker"
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« Reply #45 on: July 29, 2010, 08:21:09 pm » |
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I just spit Chocolate Milk all over my monitor... I <3 this shit! Oh and one more thing....  Soly just wants a kiss. |
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"To me, T2 and extended are like a bicycle race, Legacy is like dirt-bike racing, and vintage is like high performance turbo-bike racing where everyone has samurai swords." - Harlequin
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hvndr3d y34r h3x
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80:20 against LordHomerCat, the word's 2nd best an
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« Reply #46 on: July 29, 2010, 10:31:41 pm » |
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I was joking with you also. Like I said, 0 to tilt in 30 seconds. You're too easy, Soly.
Easy like your mom. I said this in my head, then scrolled down. It was great! |
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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am 80:20 against LordHomerCat, the word's 2nd best and on other days the world's best vintage player.  |
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« Reply #47 on: July 29, 2010, 10:46:27 pm » |
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iv been in tears the entire thread. this is the most amazing thing I'v EVER read, period. I had to stop reading multiple times because i couldn't breath from laughing too hard. THIS THREAD IS AMAZING!!!!
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M.Solymossy
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« Reply #48 on: July 29, 2010, 11:28:09 pm » |
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I want to continue posting, but I'm afraid the mod's may get all Red-Text happy again.
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Tha Gunslinga
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« Reply #49 on: July 29, 2010, 11:36:11 pm » |
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And people wonder why no one shows up for Vintage tournaments anymore.
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M.Solymossy
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« Reply #50 on: July 29, 2010, 11:42:15 pm » |
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And people wonder why no one shows up for Vintage tournaments anymore.
1) The format is awful 2) TMD could be renamed KitchenTableMagicClub.com with how the mods encourage the mentally handicapped to post 3) Because TMD is Serious Business |
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Vintage will continue to be awful until Time Vault is banned from existance.
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« Reply #51 on: July 29, 2010, 11:46:08 pm » |
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What kind of women does Matt Elias date if Soly goes for the ones with rabies?
Prey on the weak, Soly.
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M.Solymossy
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« Reply #52 on: July 30, 2010, 12:06:07 am » |
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What kind of women does Matt Elias date if Soly goes for the ones with rabies?
Prey on the weak, Soly.
Okay, The whole Rabies thing was a joke to be funny, but it's been taken WAY too far. She is the love of my life, after all. So time to clarify. My girlfriend is SUPER-strong. She had to learn how to read, write, walk and talk. She was in a fucking Coma. She had a disease that was considered to be 100% fatal. Yes, you might not realize it but if you get bit by a rabid animal and don't get the vaccine quickly, you WILL should die. It's a very VERY terrible way to die, too. You have no idea what she went through. On Sept. 12, 2004, the then-15-year-old was bitten by a bat after picking it up by its wings inside St. Patrick Catholic Church in Fond du Lac. Though Giese didn't receive medical treatment right away, her mother, Ann Giese, thoroughly washed the small wound on her left index finger with peroxide.
More than a month later, Giese was admitted to Children's Hospital with a fever of 102 degrees, double vision, slurred speech and jerking in her left arm. She was diagnosed with rabies Oct. 19.
A team of eight specialists at Children's Hospital and the Medical College of Wisconsin intentionally put her in a coma, with her parents' consent. Doctors gave her an innovative cocktail of drugs, including ketamine, midazolam, ribavirin and amantadine to fight the virus running through her body.She was never given a rabies vaccine because it is considered ineffective once clinical symptoms develop. In November, Giese was declared the first person in the world to survive rabies without prior vaccination, and she was released from the hospital Jan. 1, 2005.
Since Giese's miraculous survival in 2004, there have been six attempts to duplicate some form of the strategy used by the doctors at Children's Hospital. All have failed. |
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« Reply #53 on: July 30, 2010, 12:08:16 am » |
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Is this fucking twilight bunny? PS I hope to got you guys play. I predict a 1-1-1 draw with the rabbits screwing up soly's sideboarding plans. |
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Somebody tell Chapin how counterbalance works?
"Of all the major Vintage archetypes that exist and have existed for a significant period of time, Oath of Druids is basically the only won that has never won Vintage Championships and never will (the other being Dredge, which will never win either)." - Some guy who does not know vintage....
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« Reply #54 on: July 30, 2010, 12:11:54 am » |
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She had to learn how to read, write, walk and talk. When will her boyfriend follow suit? |
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« Reply #55 on: July 30, 2010, 01:20:58 am » |
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the middle east has rabies?
You're thinking of Arabs. |
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« Reply #56 on: July 30, 2010, 01:25:41 am » |
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the middle east has rabies?
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Somebody tell Chapin how counterbalance works?
"Of all the major Vintage archetypes that exist and have existed for a significant period of time, Oath of Druids is basically the only won that has never won Vintage Championships and never will (the other being Dredge, which will never win either)." - Some guy who does not know vintage....
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« Reply #57 on: July 30, 2010, 03:44:47 am » |
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I made an account just to say that your girlfriend is epic. and to add some content... ive gotten at least 10 ptq top 8s in the last 4 years with a 8 month magic free break in there. ive played in one pro tour and am about to play in another(Amsterdam woot!) ive top 8ed states/champs 5 times since 04 i think my totals peak was 2060s (weak i know, total booms so high for no reason) constructed peaked around 2020 limited and composite peak around 2000(kinda wish my rating was still this high  ) ive been invited to nats twice once from grinding in i won city champs for the other one i have to have won fnm/tuesday night magic at least a hundred times and the main reason im better than all of you! im friends with ryan o ' connor on facebook. BOW DOWN BEFORE ME AS I AM OBVIOUSLY BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE I MADE A LIST(and know how to use caps lock) (thats how stupid you look) (and i obviously dont care for proper grammar or any at all) |
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« Reply #58 on: July 30, 2010, 07:35:08 am » |
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I made an account just to say that your girlfriend is epic. and to add some content... ive gotten at least 10 ptq top 8s in the last 4 years with a 8 month magic free break in there. ive played in one pro tour and am about to play in another(Amsterdam woot!) ive top 8ed states/champs 5 times since 04 i think my totals peak was 2060s (weak i know, total booms so high for no reason) constructed peaked around 2020 limited and composite peak around 2000(kinda wish my rating was still this high ) ive been invited to nats twice once from grinding in i won city champs for the other one i have to have won fnm/tuesday night magic at least a hundred times and the main reason im better than all of you! im friends with ryan o ' connor on facebook. BOW DOWN BEFORE ME AS I AM OBVIOUSLY BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE I MADE A LIST(and know how to use caps lock) (thats how stupid you look) (and i obviously dont care for proper grammar or any at all) And what have you done in vintage again? Welcome to TMD |
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« Reply #59 on: July 30, 2010, 08:11:06 am » |
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ive gotten at least 10 ptq top 8s in the last 4 years with a 8 month magic free break in there. ive played in one pro tour and am about to play in another(Amsterdam woot!) ive top 8ed states/champs 5 times since 04 i think my totals peak was 2060s (weak i know, total booms so high for no reason) constructed peaked around 2020 limited and composite peak around 2000(kinda wish my rating was still this high ) ive been invited to nats twice once from grinding in i won city champs for the other one i have to have won fnm/tuesday night magic at least a hundred times and the main reason im better than all of you! im friends with ryan o ' connor on facebook.  |
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