Team Top Deck Insurrection is now hiring!

The Prestigious Team Top Deck Insurrection was founded in the mid summer of Two Thousand and Twelve. Originally a two man show (Broken Bacon and I), we have decided to reach out to the public and offer a once in a life time chance to join our team. Because this is such a rare opportunity, you must meet some qualifications:
1. Must be a Cody Lover
2. A fan of Led Zeppelin
3. You are always buggin' for games no matter what hour of the night
4. Must be willing to meet up at the best coffee shop in New Jersey (Small World) to play games for hours
5. Must be a crazy bastard
6. Must Know all the lyrics to every Flight of The Conchords song
7. Must use 'MOTHERFUKIN' (all caps is necessary) as much as possible without using it to offend someone
8. Must show up with a blank playmat
9. Must be willing to let others do fine point alters to (almost) any card
10. Must love alters and PIMP cards (Not necessarily foil only)
11. Living in New Jersey would be preferable, but eh who gives a fuck

Congratulations on making it this far! There is just a little more to go!

Upon inauguration, you must give each of us a small fee of a piece of power. After that your final task is to watch the infamous Trapped in The Closet (by R. Kelly) chapters 1-22 in one sitting.

If you are still even reading at this point, congratulations. You are on Team Top Deck Insurrection!! Now get a blank playmat and start doodling