Bash.org

[BlkXplsn]

I recently rediscovered this site. I love it. Think #themanadrain IRC logs, only some of these are funny.

Example of the pure goodness of the site:

<darklink570> at first i thought that "ping? pong!" was just chanserv making fun of my chinese heritage

And...

<skrike> I think the people above me are having sex
<skrike> either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot.

[Dr. Sylvan]

<Prae> omg
<Prae> why the fuck do people put copyright notices ont heir shit
<Prae> it takes me long time to remove it :(

<[Ht]Fro> Here in canada we have a special program to deal with the homeless...it's called winter

<Saruman> AAAAAAAAAAAAH TEH ENTS ARE COMING!!!!!!1
*** Quits: <Saruman> (Excess Flood)

<m00> Why does the mexican olympic team suck?
<m00> everyone who can run, jump or swim is already in the US

<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.

<Unleaded> I was reading a magazine, and I glanced at the bottom right hand corner of the page expecting to see the time... :/

<Kurt> Who would win in a fight, Batman or Jesus?
<jre> Batman
<egg> Batman
<jre> Does Jesus have a Christ-mobile or a utility belt?  NO.

< ryll > "putting the 'fun' back into fundamentalism, and the 'laughter' back into sectarian slaughter"

[jpmeyer]

<Gnell|CHAMPION> OMG A DONKEY JUST WENT BY OUTSIDE MY HOUSE
<Gnell|CHAMPION> i wanna ride it
* Gnell|CHAMPION is away

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<Neji-Sama> OMFG, life is great.
<Neji-Sama> Some girl just im'ed me.
<Neji-Sama> She's masturbating right now thinking of me.
<Neji-Sama> It's like, wow.
<Neji-Sama> FUCK!
<Neji-Sama> She said it's the wrong window -.-

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<Xoap> HAHAHHA MAONTH YOU ARE HETEROSEXUAL
<Maonth> whatever

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<Aventura1> what does b8 actually mean?
<StndRain> You have to master it to find out

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* Now talking in #iraq
* Topic is 'ÇáãíÊ ÔãÏÑíå Èáí íãÔí ÌäÇÒ ãä åÒÊ ÇáÊÇÈæÊ íÚÑÝåã ÇÚÒÇÒ'

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<tumult> well that was like the coolest class period i've ever had
<tumult> this kid asks me for a dollar so he can get something from a vending machine
<tumult> i tell him i don't have one (truth)
<tumult> he says bullshit
<tumult> i tell him to fuck off
<tumult> he stands up and punches me in the face three times
<tumult> sits back down
<tumult> teacher doesn't notice/care
<tumult> so blood is pouring out onto my desk
<tumult> from my lip
<tumult> i turn to the girl next to me and say
<tumult> "hey, can i use one of the tissues jammed into your bra?"
<zyko^> what did she do?
<tumult> punched me in the face

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<xcham> I'm going to move to the middle east and start a gentleman's club
<xcham> and call it "the Gaza Strip"

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<MrSaturn> oh yeah, and I've run a shopping cart into John Romero
<MrSaturn> on accident, of course ... but when I saw who it was, I almost did it again