TMD OPEN 6: 04/30/05->05/01/05 Waterbury,CT

[Grand Inquisitor]

First off, I think there should be a Waterbury dance off

Who let in Michael Flatley?

2.  Ultima and I will face off once more, and for once I'll drop it like its hot all over him, with respect of course John.

Ultima is on Team Gro, which always stomps the crap out of Team whatever you're on.

3.  Ray will be named; The United States Man of the Year

But then the academy will learn of the sex change operation he was discussing with the squirrel master on Saturday, and it will all be for not.

8.  Kerz will officially return to the Vintage scene and people will try and remember who he is but will not remember

Kerz is a fuckin' bomb-ass house.  Who are you?

9.  Eastman will repay Kerz for drunken follies

Eastman won't be there, so this will have to wait for the next installation of speed quarters.

10.  Ben Kowal will not hitch hike to Waterbury, but lead a marathon run, which will soon crap out after he realizes that he smokes cigarettes and falls over wheezing a few paces in.  He will be delivered to Waterbury by that creepy old guy that we can only refer to as "That Guy".

Actually many people don't know this, but before Bowers crossed the Atlantic, he taught Kowal this wierd-nightcrawler-esque shit where he just says "bamf", or some other german shit, and he can teleport.  "That guy" is Mrs. Outlaw, and it wasn't just a ride...Zing!

Waterbury is going to kick ass.

This I agree with, let the trash talking begin.

[kl0wn]

6.  Some secret tech will emerge from the darkness and storm through the tourney.

Ah crap...

Here I was thinking about going, but how can I compete with secret tech? God, how I hate this game...

[Meddling Mike]

Predictions:

1) Demonic Attorney will win Waterbury easily, but then be forced to sell his prize the following day to pay his debts from gambling on Tekken 5 matches.

2) There will be a dance competition, it will involve Mixing Mike dancing to OZONE's Dragosta Din Tei for hours until Ray forcibly removes him. Outlaw will consider him properly served by Ray and not feel the need to give out any further servings.

3) Ray will decide that the health of his tournament players is of the utmost importance and will opt for healthy vegetable alternatives rather than pizza this year.

4) Eastman will come.....likely from the east

5) Kerz will debut a new catch phrase, surpassing both "no need" and "I'm not gonna lie" in his vocabulary.

6) JP and Brassman will have a karate battle, JP will wear the white karate suit with a red bandana and Brassman will wear a slightly darker white karate suite and black bandana so that people can tell the difference. The winner will be determined by who can throw the most fireballs in the shortest period of time while yelling "Ha-Do-Ken".

7) No secret tech will emerge and Klown will rediscover his love for the game.

8) Somebody will slow roll Carl with a lava dart.

9) Everybody will have a kick ass time at Waterbury

[Samite Healer]

Some more predictions..........

1)  Ray forgets to wake up in the morning after partying all night and shows up 3 hours late

2)  Upon Kerz's arrival, after he makes a grand speech to the masses about his return to the scene, then someone points out to him that the pictures of him getting pwned by Ray's ass are posted along with the parings for round 1

3)  Demonic Attorney makes t16 and then has to mulligan FIVE times over 2 games, then loses

4)  Another part of Brass Man's car breaks/falls apart/cracks

5)  Kowal plays a terrible deck like Fro because "it's fun" and he has already proved himself (he thinks)

6)  Brian Phelon shows up, gets a round 1 loss for being late, and then wins the whole thing with Rector Trix; meanwihile, Jarad Demick gasps in amazement

7)  Everyone sells/trades me all of their junk rares!

8)  Subway runs out of bread again b/c everyone forgot to inform the owner that there is another Waterbury this weekend

9)  No dance-a-thon actually occurs because its a room full of magic players, there are no women to impress, and it requires movement

[iamfishman]

8)  Subway runs out of bread again b/c everyone forgot to inform the owner that there is another Waterbury this weekend

Called him yesterday...he should be all set.

[Mykeatog]

...it has been several months since Mykeatog has rocked the 75 cards of glory, in his last bout he went the whole ten rounds with one of the best players in the game, however he hasn't flexed since. With the weight of his last match still on his shoulders, and no understanding of the format post-trinideath, the world waits and wonders; can the people's champion bring his best game to Waterbury VI? Can our champion bring the same exitement to the arena that he did when the vintage community was chanting his name? All these questions answered...

...but you thought it was over, everyone thought it was over. At Waterbury V the feature match table was a star studded place to be, and almost every round a member of the now defunct TEAM HADLEY sat at that table in the main event. What ever happened to Team Hadley? The team that INVENTED 5-proxy, the people who ruined New England for the first years of Vintage Genesis. Where the fuck have these guys gone? Team Gro, Team Shortbus, Out of the Game, lingering... everyone remembers the past, the community knows what team Hadley once was, and all of you young bloods - you know the stories, so the real question is; is it still over? Will the team reunite? Never. Will you shit yourself when you are sitting against one of the former team members...

Certainly.

On that note: I need a deck; somebody call me and say "Mike, I have a deck for you".

...warned...

[orgcandman]

...it has been several months since Mykeatog has rocked the 75 cards of glory, in his last bout he went the whole ten rounds

Does this mean Mykeatog and Smmenen will finish their match from last waterbury? O_o

On another note, Kerri and I are leaving this evening for Waterbury CT. Looking forward to seeing everyone there!

Aaron

[Kowal]

I will be there from like tonight until sunday night--  And I want to trade for sweet nintendo 64 games.  I've had this damn thing collecting dust since I picked it up in like September, and it lacks delicious Goldeneye, Mario Kart, and Zelda goodness.

[Juggernaut GO]

will there be any lesbian strippers in attendance?  if not, that can be arranged...

[Purple Hat]

will there be any lesbian strippers in attendance?  if not, that can be arranged...

clearly this should be arranged.  even if there are already some comming it's not like you can have too many lesbian strippers.

Hale

[Kerz]

I fail. I guess i'll um, try to go to next waterbury? Ugh. Good luck and have fun, everyone.