Giving magic cards Homestarrunner nicknames

[Meddling Mike]

Shortly after the scourge set came out right around the same time was the very first episode of teen girl squad on homestarrunner.com, and there was much rejoicing. Shortly after this came out The Atog Lord made the connection that the card wing shards were much like the "arrows" that struck "the ugly one" in that episode of Teen Girl Squad. Since then the card was referred to as "arrows" amongst my particular group of magic friends. This has started a rather enjoyable tradition amongst my friends and I of referring to actual cards by homestarrunner names that have some resemblance. Since then we've come up with these.

Established:
Wing Shards = Arrows
Relentless Rats = Possums
Removal Spells = He got hurt
Chittering Rats = The Sneak
Broodstar = Homestar
Furnace Dragon = Trogdor (He Burninates all the Artifacts)
Lingering Death = MSG'd
Any Kind of Dragon = Daggron (e.g. eternal daggron, covetous daggron)
Attacking with creatures = XxBat! (X equals the number of creatures attacking, e.g. if attacking with 3 creatures it would be Bat! Bat! Bat!)

Suggested:
Taking Damage From Relentless Rats = You met a possum
Mindslaver = Cerebellum'd

Still looking:
Strong Bad
Strong Mad
Strong Sad
Marzipan
The Cheat
Pom Pom
The King of Town
Any number of catchy phrases used
Homsar (Perhaps he just refers to JP?)
Thomas
Strong Badia

Please feel free to contribute, it makes for massive enjoyment.

[samael]

I often times call Arcbound Ravager, The Generalissimo.


we could call jens strong sad. I've always wanted to name him marvin after the unhappy robot in hitchhiker's.


granulate can become burninate.

[wuaffiliate]

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