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« on: March 28, 2005, 12:31:50 am »

Alright TMD, I need your assistance. My last high-back office chair broke several months ago, and now I finally have a new one. I need a name for her, though, and I thought you guys might have ideas. The previous chair was named Snuggles. I am neither for nor against a continued advertising-mascot-inspired naming theme.
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« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2005, 12:46:03 am »

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first thing that popped into my head. Smile
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« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2005, 12:50:35 am »

Emily sounds like a good chair name to me.
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« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2005, 01:04:13 am »

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« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2005, 01:05:56 am »

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« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2005, 01:14:10 am »

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« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2005, 01:23:04 am »

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« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2005, 07:30:24 am »

How about LaQueisha Shaneyney Jonesses
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« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2005, 10:14:48 am »

Call it Squishy, for it will be your Squishy!
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« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2005, 12:03:22 pm »

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« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2005, 02:27:32 pm »

Obviously 'Lieke' or 'Loes' or 'Annemiek'.
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« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2005, 04:15:30 pm »

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Obviously 'Lieke' or 'Loes' or 'Annemiek'.

For the non-Dutch audience, what do those mean?

So far, most of the suggestions sound like male names. (Hyperion: Emily is straight out because I know too many real people with that name. :) )

The real dilemma is whether to go in more of a name-her-like-a-pet direction as opposed to naming her like a person. I'm inclined to the former, because I do have a limit to my anthropomorphizing. Thanks for all the suggestions, though!
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« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2005, 04:25:45 pm »

Chloe

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« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2005, 05:47:57 pm »

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While I know that those are girl's names, they sound very Ikea.
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« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2005, 06:09:16 pm »

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« Reply #15 on: March 29, 2005, 02:11:12 am »

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They don't mean anything. They're just names Wink I doubt they even have an English equivalent. You pronounce them, respectively, as 'Lee-kuh', ' Loose' and ' Annuh-Meek'

This naming exersize is fun. I've yet to name a single piece of furniture myself, but I'll try and come up with something I can call Phil. Maybe my book cabinet?

You could also name your chair Seneca. I know it's not a girl's name, but I've been trying to get people to name their rabbits Seneca for many years now, and never succeeded. Possibly it's time to broaden my horizon and include chairs.
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« Reply #16 on: March 29, 2005, 02:31:36 am »

Seneca? Perfect! What's more stoic than a chair?
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« Reply #17 on: March 29, 2005, 03:24:37 am »

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It's Gaelic for chair. If any LOTR fans ask that you want to impress you can just say it's elven for chair.
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« Reply #18 on: March 29, 2005, 05:00:29 am »

Who names their chair? Why name what you break!?
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« Reply #19 on: March 29, 2005, 05:23:24 am »

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How bout "The Helm"?  Nerdy, but then again, you're naming your computer chair, so I don't know much of a way to get away from that.
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« Reply #20 on: March 30, 2005, 04:10:02 pm »

Alright, in Latin class today we translated a couple of sentences by Seneca, which I took as the final sign that Chloe was going to come in second this time. Seneca it is. :)
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« Reply #21 on: March 30, 2005, 04:14:21 pm »

You know, when I just got the e-mail notification for that thread, I had the feeling it was you and that you had come to that decision. This marks my third semi-psychic event on these boards in one week.

But more importantly, I'm actually truly glad that I was finally able to sell the name 'Seneca' to someone. It's a weird feeling realising you're happy because someone named their chair after a Roman philosopher.
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« Reply #22 on: April 15, 2005, 01:37:27 pm »

I know that you may have already settled on Seneca as your chair name, but I've got a sweet idea for a better name. Call it...the Percolator.

Why???

Because whenever you get home, and are about ready to sit down, you can say "It's time for the percolator, it's time for the percolator!" If you haven't ever heard the classic house track 'Coffee Pot' by Cajmere, then you won't get this.
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« Reply #23 on: April 21, 2005, 05:37:11 pm »

Alright, in Latin class today we translated a couple of sentences by Seneca, which I took as the final sign that Chloe was going to come in second this time. Seneca it is. Smile

This is probably a little late... but my friend Seneca is a hard-core Type-2 player... I would go with Squishy.
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