WW2 in RTS chat form

[Dr. Sylvan]

http://www.strategypage.com/humor/articles/military_jokes_20057151.asp

"If World War Two had been an online Real Time Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this."

[Saucemaster]

OMG this thing is hilarious.  Thanks, Pip!

Favorites:

Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me

and

benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys

[Dozer]

What. The.

"Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]: sure whatever
Stalin: cool"

"Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me" --> That could become a real classic.

"Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late"

Some people have way too much time on their hands. When they do, hilarity ensues.

[Magi]

Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker

[waSP]

I'm not sure if everyone read this, but it is amazing.  I just wanted to jump on the bandwagon.  Luftwaffle4L.

[Matt]

Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army

^ my favorite part

[Saucemaster]

Other hilarious moments:

Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO

and:

T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*