Tournament Report - T1
Karlsruhe, 05.11.2005
Tobias Egelhof - Horden Tendrils
Team "Demonic Hordes Hessen"
Prologue
Becoming daddy leads to playing combo decks that try to win on turn 1. Here is why:
On september 22nd my daughter was born, and since then I had very few sleep and much time to play with myself. And since combo decks are perfectly good for playing a lot of goldfishes, that's basically what I did between changing babies nappies and carrying her around, trying to get her to sleep.
I started with Meandeck Tendrils, goldfished about 500 times (no joke), read the primers and tournament reports and finally found out that this deck is too skill intensive for a tired guy at a tournament.
Next, I took the Spoils-Dragon list my team played recently and tried to trim it more towards 1st turn kills, which worked quite well, and designed a transformational tendrils sideboard to neutralize dragon hate in game 2. In testing with my team, the tendrils configuration (though sub-optimal) turned out to be quite strong and, more important, fun like hell.
So we threw the dragons out and built a mono black tendrils deck that featured Infernal Contract, which turned out to be incredibly strong. It did not produce as many 1st turn kills as we wanted, but was solid enough to do the job sencond or even third turn with Duress and Unmask support.
With minor last-minute modifications, this is what I finally took to Karlsruhe:
"Horden Tendrils" - Mono B Tendrils
4 Chromatic Sphere
1 Black Lotus
1 Lotus Petal
1 Mana Crypt
1 Sol Ring
1 Mox Jet
1 Mox Pearl
1 Mox Emerald
1 Mox Ruby
1 Lion's Eye Diamond
1 Chrome Mox
1 Mox Diamond
1 Mana Vault
4 Duress
4 Infernal Contract
4 Night's Whisper
4 Tendrils of Agony
4 Spoils of the Vault
4 Cabal Ritual
4 Dark Ritual
2 Tainted Pact
1 Necropotence
1 Yawgmoth's Bargain
1 Yawgmoth's Will
1 Demonic Consultation
1 Vampiric Tutor
1 Demonic Tutor
2 Polluted Delta
2 Bloodstained Mire
2 Snow-Covered Swamp
2 Swamp
60
Sideboard
4 Unmask
4 Forbidden Orchard
4 Oath of Druids
1 Akroma, Angel of Wrath
1 Woodripper
1 Krosan Reclamation
15
The Oath sideboard should help some problematic matchups, like Stax. And avoid the post-board hate in game 2.
Even more important than designing a new deck is finding a name for it. Suggestions were "Dämonische Hoden" (Demonic Balls), "Testicle Tendrils", "Hordes Black", but we finally just named it "Horden Tendrils". Boring and simple.
The tournament started in time, we had good conditions and 29 people showed up. On we go with...
Round 1
Benjamin Maier
RG Beatz
He wins the roll, starts with Forest-go and I start filling out the game result strip.

First game is a second turn kill with Bargain.
Second game I side in Oath, oath up Akroma and win a turn later with Krosan Reclamation flashed back on Will.
That was easy.
Life 1st
Benjamin: 20 0
Me: 20 18 16 2 22
Board
Out: 2 Contract, 4 Spoils, 4 Fetch
In: 4 Oath, 4 Orchard, 1 Akroma, 1 Reclamation
Life 2nd
Benjamin: 20 14 0
Me: 20 19 15 13 8 22
Games 2:0:0
Matches 1:0:0
Round 2
Oliver Salten
Gifts Oath
Oliver hasn't won a match against me since back in 2004 when he was playing TNT and I had RG Beatz. He tries to remember our match record and hopes to catch up a little. He doesn't know that I have the evil contract on my side... MWUAHAHAHA (and btw I know what he is playing - a quick win on turn one leads to good knowledge of other players decks)
First game I start winning the die roll and open with Swamp Duress. He frowns and shows me his hand with a lot of mana, Ancestral and Demonic Tutor. I decide the Ancestral can give him more that the single Tutor and take it away. 3rd turn I win after drawing 4 cards for 10 life.
I side in 4 Unmask, 4 Orchards and the Reclamation.
Second game he mulls to 6 and I start with Orchard something. My hand turns out to be bad and I have to lay another Orchard, giving him too many tokens without actually doing something. He finally gifts and already has Will in his hand, which ends this sad game.
Third game starts with Swamp Duress. I draw cards with Night's Whisper, Contract, giving him a token and cannot do anything else but Tendrils for 16 and end with no cards in hand. Luckily, I topdeck Tendrils, topdeck Unmask and Demonic Tutor. Tutor gets countered, Tendrils ends the game.
Record against Oliver - 4:1

Life 1st
Oliver: 20 19 0
Me: 20 10 30
Board
Out: 4 Fetch, 4 Spoils, 1 Tainted Pact
In: 4 Orchard, 4 Unmask, 1 Krosan Reclamation
Life 2nd
Oliver: 20
Me: 20 19 18 14 12 7 0
Life 3rd
Oliver: 20 4 0
Me: 20 18 9 7 23 22 21 18 17 16 20
Games 4:1:0
Matches 2:0:0
Round 3
Daniel Illig
Ankh Sligh
Back in 2004, when I lost to Oliver, in the same tournament my second loss was to Daniel (playing Reanimator). So now, for symmetrical reasons, I had to win.
First game I win the roll and start with Swamp Duress (taking Lightning Bolt), Mox Chromatic Sphere. He goes Lackey go. I sac the Sphere, cast Night's Whisper, play another Mox and another Sphere. He attacks, Lackey's effect brings Siege-Gang Commander to play. Then lays Strip Mine and casts Ankh of Mishra. Stripping my Swamp would probably have been the better move. I cannot go off, because I have Cabal Ritual and only 5 cards in my grave and give the turn back to him. He attacks with Goblins, brings Zo-Zu into play and finally strips my Swamp, which gives me threshold and enough mana to contract and win.
I side in Oath and win without problems, bringing Akroma to play and having Ritual and Yawgmoth's Will in hand...
Life 1st
Daniel: 20 0
Me: 20 18 16 15 9 4 24
Board
Out: 2 Contract, 4 Spoils, 4 Fetch
In: 4 Oath, 4 Orchard, Akroma, Reclamation
Life 2nd
Daniel: 20 14 0
Me: 20 16 13 10 24
Games 6:1:0
Matches 3:0:0
Good start. I wait for my deck to backfire and it does so in...
Round 4
Alexander Thomas
Bird Shit
I know what he is playing, and I am afraid.
Good news is, I win the die roll and can start with Duress, revealing Force and Daze. I take Force and give him a turn. Second turn I start drawing cards by signing infernal contracts, but finally he is the one that ends up looking old

I know he has Daze, so I have to keep that one mana open all the time. As I cast Contract he shows the Judge standing besides us one of his cards and asks if he can use it. Judge says no and I guess he has Misdirection or Stifle. With 3 mana open I cast Yawgmoth's Will, in response sac the LED so I can pay for Daze and win the first game.
Of course I board the Oath stuff plus Unmask...
Second game is a nightmare. I manage to get Oath out quite fast, but have no Orchard. We stall out with Null Rod in play and me drawing a lot of zero-mana spells until I finally find an Orchard. He stifles the token production and wastes the land, so we stall out a little more until finally he bounces Oath, casts Meddling Mage naming Oath of Druids and I get beat down by Werebears and Mongeese. I hate Bird Shit.
Ninja sideboarding starts and I take like 20 cards out and in and out and in until I finally end up with the same configuration as before

My first turn seems very strong, with Swamp Ritual, Duress, Consultation, Vampiric. I start casting the Spells in row and consult for Oath. This is why Spoils is better than Consultation: with Spoils I would have taken 5 Damage and probably won the tournament. With Consultation I remove 6 cards, one of which is Oath, and then Reclamation, Akroma and Will until the next Oath shows up. I have no clue what to use Vampiric Tutor for now, take Necropotence and pass the turn. Luckily, timeout is called and Bird Shit is too slow to kill in 3 rounds, so I luck into a draw.
Life 1st
Alex: 20 0
Me: 20 10 5 4 2 22
Board
Out: 2 Contract, 4 Spoils, 4 Fetch, 4 Spoils
In: 4 Oath, 4 Orchard, Akroma, Reclamation, 4 Unmask
Life 2nd
Alex: 20 19
Me: 20 19 17 5 0
Life 3rd
Alex: 20 19
Me: 20 18 17 16
Games 7:2:1
Matches 3:0:1
Only one player is at 4:0:0 after round 4, so there is still a chance to win this one. We go into...
Round 5
Jens Jaeger
Zombie Infestation
Jens defeated my wife at the last tournament in Darmstadt, and since beating pregnant women is inacceptable at all and this is family business either way, he has to die! Slowly! No wait, not slowly, painful!
He wins the roll and starts with Bazaar, discarding Squee and some stuff. I cast first turn Tendrils for 20 without Duress.
Second game he starts with some land, I unmask a Mana Crypt away and manage a 2nd turn Tendrils for 16, followed by a Necropotence, setting 15 cards aside. 3rd turn its Unmask (removing Yawgmoth's Will), he counters with Circular Logic and I cast Tendrils for 6.
Jens is a nice guy and looses with a smile. I forgive him for his faults in the past...
Life 1st
Jens: 20 0
Me: 20 10 30
Board
Out: 4 Spoils
In: 4 Unmask
Life 2nd
Jens: 20 4 3 0
Me: 20 19 9 7 23 8 14
Games 9:2:1
Matches 4:0:1
Sadly, Bird Shit looses to Oath and I end up second, taking home a Bayou as prize. I should have taken the Tropical Island, but was too confused, so I made Peter happy...

Props:
- Karlsruhe having more T1 players again
- friendly atmosphere
- Simon for missing the window as he threw Alexander's deck to him - it was close!
- Rych for borrowing me weird cards last minute
- Richard for being the only one with Portal cards (Imperial Seal, Grim Tutor)
Slops:
- Demonic Consultation!