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« Reply #60 on: July 21, 2006, 08:05:09 pm »

ok your just messin with me now
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« Reply #61 on: July 21, 2006, 08:57:58 pm »

do i realy have to answer that.

read the first post.

i will not except cards from different tcg's, i thought that was obvious

Swing and a miss...

Keep it up, Orlove. You are making me laugh.... Smile

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« Reply #62 on: July 21, 2006, 11:40:35 pm »

This gets harder each time!

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« Reply #63 on: July 21, 2006, 11:58:30 pm »

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I think Orlove has been deadly serious all the way through. Right Jacob?
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« Reply #64 on: July 22, 2006, 12:26:03 am »

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I think Orlove has been deadly serious all the way through. Right Jacob?
Oh, my intentions never changed. ;)
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« Reply #65 on: July 22, 2006, 12:43:25 am »

No matter what the outcome of the eventual poll, Jacob will always be the winner of this thread in my heart.
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« Reply #66 on: July 22, 2006, 12:47:48 am »

Just to make it a little harder on Jacob:





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« Reply #67 on: July 22, 2006, 01:26:14 am »

Fine, then.

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« Reply #68 on: July 22, 2006, 01:28:01 am »

And also

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« Reply #69 on: July 22, 2006, 01:59:59 am »

God Jor<3 you win this thread. I haven't laughed harder at something in a while. As for Voting, I go for Wrath of the MotherFucking Snakes on the MotherFucking Plane, aka Sam.
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« Reply #70 on: July 22, 2006, 07:02:37 am »

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QFT. This thread has been won by the Wrath of Or<3.
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« Reply #71 on: July 22, 2006, 07:55:45 am »

there is one day left to tell me your submitted entries everyone... if you do not i will pick the first one you posted, even if others are substantionally better.

we are getting off topic... please if noone is going to post any entries why should i wait

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« Reply #72 on: July 22, 2006, 11:27:03 am »

This is my entry.  Please vote for me, thanks.

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« Reply #73 on: July 22, 2006, 12:00:06 pm »

HOLY CRAP, 49 Cents referenced Redemption! I had a friend who played it back in the day even though the game sucked.
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« Reply #74 on: July 22, 2006, 01:01:16 pm »

In honor of this thread:

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« Reply #75 on: July 22, 2006, 01:43:49 pm »

I think we have a winner.
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« Reply #76 on: July 22, 2006, 01:55:03 pm »

Unless something major happens, My vote goes for Wrath of Zidane, but it was Instat Speed, Red and has a clause about an opponent revealing a Red Card in their hand to remove a creature from the game.

How could a card be worded so that a TO/Judge reveals the red card, and not the opponent?
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« Reply #77 on: July 22, 2006, 10:49:53 pm »

Wrath of Sam if I have to vote for a "real" entry, but clearly Jacob has won, if not in votes then in the hearts of all us peasant folk.
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« Reply #78 on: July 22, 2006, 10:52:39 pm »

I withdraw all of my submissions and nominate Or<3 as the winner as well.
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« Reply #79 on: July 23, 2006, 12:50:07 am »

Wrath of Gosh is my only real submission, as Wrath of LotusHead is only funny to me (and I have owned more Black Lotuses than Wrath of Gods, no joke), and Wrath of Bob is not as good as Wrath of Gosh.

Wrath of Chuck Norris was pretty funny, but as I did the actual workI didn't come up with the idea. I won't vote for it.

Any way to make this thread an actual "Poll" thread?

Someone once said that Poll Threads almost always certainly sucik, but this one doesn't suck.

(J or3> has yet to "modifiy" an 8th edition Wrath of God, but certainly gets cool points for coming up with innovative ways to participate in his own way (Give the teacher what they want, but make it something that you like... This was most important thing I learned from 12th grade English class, where you HAVE to pass to graduate, but the essay topics sucked. DAMON REED filled me in on this peice of advice/strategy and it got me through college.)
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« Reply #80 on: July 23, 2006, 01:44:19 am »

When you stare into the depths of the Google Image Search, the Google Image Search stares back into you.

This one seems appropriate for this thread:


This one, well, even I don't know what the deal is:


Battle Pope!


More Battle Pope!
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« Reply #81 on: July 23, 2006, 02:01:42 am »

I remember trading for issues of Battle Pope at a Waterbury years ago.  That was awesome.  The character they made Jesus is hilarious.
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« Reply #82 on: July 23, 2006, 09:26:34 pm »

Isn't Jesus in general just hilarious?
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« Reply #83 on: July 25, 2006, 12:22:33 pm »

A friend of mine spent the first few months of this year constantly chanting "Battle Pope" and waving the comics (which he bought for some reason) around.  I seem to remember Jesus as the "bumbling sidekick", wearing a shirt saying "What Would I Do?"
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« Reply #84 on: July 25, 2006, 01:35:51 pm »




What Would Jesus Do?  He'd kick some vampire ass!

Slightly OT, but going off the Battle Pope reference.
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« Reply #85 on: July 25, 2006, 03:36:02 pm »

"First Christ-Tacular Issue!"

I think I'm going to try to use that as my new modifier for anything that is ridiculously good.
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« Reply #86 on: July 25, 2006, 05:18:53 pm »



Yeah, Jesus is pretty badass..
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« Reply #87 on: July 26, 2006, 03:52:24 am »

Look at the last frame in the Loaded Bible picture.

"...and so, America chose it's president".

This stuff is in print, for christ's sake. Kids read that!
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« Reply #88 on: July 29, 2006, 10:59:44 pm »

Look at the last frame in the Loaded Bible picture.

"...and so, America chose it's president".

This stuff is in print, for christ's sake. Kids read that!

Not the smart ones, methinks.

As a note, I think that the Bishop eating his entrails card is from Knightmare Chess.

BTW, Orlove, I am a big fan of the Nietzsche quote here. Smile

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