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« on: July 30, 2006, 01:15:56 pm » |
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Htao Rellik  Artifact When Htao Rellik comes into play, draw a card. Whenever a an effect an controlled by an opponent puts a token into play under your control, you may choose to destroy that token. "When the Rellik hit play, the angels stayed away"Current Wording:
Perjury
Creature - Lying-Sack-of-Shit Incarnation
Oath of Druids doesn't work anymore. This effect applies if Perjury is in your graveyard, your hand, your library, or at least somewhere in the room. Hell, it even stops Oath if this card is in someone else's deck across the room. Yeah, that's right. No more Oath this tournament.
Lying under Oath can have its benefits sometimes!
2/2I have been playing Oath in the last week a lot, and the deck I build was pretty good against most other Vintage decks. and I was thinking of a card that would demolish Oath. So This card was made up. Its a cantrip, much like Tsabos Web, so not completely useless in the deck. The name is Obviously a anagram for Oath killer. The flavor text is a little joke  This card wouldn't be printed , but I just liked the idea, name and flavor. This card wont go for the 24H clock, so Don't worry about it. |
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« Last Edit: August 15, 2006, 04:07:30 am by Bad Wolf »
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Yes,Tarmogoyf is probably better than Chameleon Colossus, but comparing it to Tarmogoyf is like comparing your girlfriend to Carmen Electra - one's versatile and reliable, the other's just big and cheap.(And you'd run both if you could get away with)
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« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2006, 02:03:19 pm » |
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If it won't be printed and you won't try and add it...why did you make this at all? Moved to humor, I guess.
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« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2006, 02:43:14 pm » |
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Htao Rellik Artifact When Htao Rellik comes into play, draw a card. Whenever a an effect an controlled by an opponent puts a token into play under your control, you may choose to destroy that token. "When the Rellik hit play, the angels stayed away"This card is useless in the matchups when the Oath player has Orchard, Oath, Mox, Force, Force, Brainstorm Brainstorm opening hand, not to mention, the Orchard, Lotus, Mox, Oath, Oath, Force, Ancestral hand on the draw. What a noob card. |
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« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2006, 04:10:11 pm » |
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Besides, it should TOTALLY be called 'Loki Halter' or 'Atoll Hiker' :-P
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<j_orlove> I am semi-religious
<BR4M> I like that. which half of god do you believe in?
<j_orlove> the half that tells me how to live my life
<j_orlove> but not the half that tells me how others should live theirs
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« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2006, 05:47:43 am » |
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Atoll hiker, I like it  I can change the card to :  Artifact When Htao Rellik comes into play, and you control any tokens, destroy those tokens, and draw a card for each token that was destroyed. Whenever a an effect an controlled by an opponent puts a token into play under your control, you may choose to destroy that token, and draw a card. "Dont scoop, you can still hardcast them...." PS: I am now officially posting in a Full members only topic. |
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« Last Edit: July 31, 2006, 05:50:58 am by Bad Wolf »
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Yes,Tarmogoyf is probably better than Chameleon Colossus, but comparing it to Tarmogoyf is like comparing your girlfriend to Carmen Electra - one's versatile and reliable, the other's just big and cheap.(And you'd run both if you could get away with)
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« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2006, 10:42:24 am » |
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Merry Xmas!
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« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2006, 04:59:53 pm » |
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Besides, it should TOTALLY be called 'Loki Halter' or 'Atoll Hiker'  I was thinking something along the lines of "Alok Hitler", but I've been looking at far too much Hitler-related comedy in the last week. When you're desperately looking for something to keep you away from learning Renaissance Humanism in Eastern Europe, that's the kind of stuff you come across. Then again, "Atoll Hiker" is great. Fits well with any Tropical Islands present, and also lends itself to "The Atoll Hiker's Guide to the Orchards". |
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« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2006, 06:09:11 pm » |
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@Dozer: omg how could I have missed that? 'Hitler Kola'. That reminds me of that shop in Sicily where they sold Mussolini wine and Fuehrer beer. I can't find an image online, but I'll take a pic of the bottle sometime and post it. It's so obnoxious it's almost funny. Almost. "The Atoll Hiker's Guide to the Orchards". Brilliant! This card definitely needs a flavor text that's an excerpt from the legendary AHG2O. Heck, we should make it a creature or something. Can't we make this work, somehow? Atoll Hiker 2 Artifact Creature Whenever a an effect an controlled by an opponent puts a token into play under your control, you may choose to destroy that token. "It is known that there are an infinite number of orchards, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited orchards. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the orchards on an atoll can be said to be zero." -- The Atoll Hiker's Guide To The Orchards.2/2 |
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« Last Edit: July 31, 2006, 06:17:11 pm by Bram »
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<j_orlove> I am semi-religious
<BR4M> I like that. which half of god do you believe in?
<j_orlove> the half that tells me how to live my life
<j_orlove> but not the half that tells me how others should live theirs
R.I.P. Rudy van Soest a.k.a. MoreFling
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« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2006, 06:47:29 am » |
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Slap a 2/2 body to an oath hoser. Are you sure you are not Belgian Bram?
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« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2006, 12:31:18 pm » |
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Hosing oath is ALL this card does, and it does it badly, to boot. So, essentially, this is a really poorly designed card the way I worded it. But look! We're not in the card creation forum! -.-
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<j_orlove> I am semi-religious
<BR4M> I like that. which half of god do you believe in?
<j_orlove> the half that tells me how to live my life
<j_orlove> but not the half that tells me how others should live theirs
R.I.P. Rudy van Soest a.k.a. MoreFling
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« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2006, 06:17:55 am » |
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Slap a 2/2 body to an oath hoser. Are you sure you are not Belgian Bram?
Let's just cut to the chase here. Perjury  Creature - Lying-Sack-of-Shit Incarnation Oath of Druids doesn't work anymore. This effect applies if Perjury is in your graveyard, your hand, your library, or at least somewhere in the room. Hell, it even stops Oath if this card is in someone else's deck across the room. Yeah, that's right. No more Oath this tournament. Lying under Oath can have its benefits sometimes!2/2 |
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chrissss
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« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2006, 04:05:55 am » |
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LOL
this is what the card should be indeed.
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Yes,Tarmogoyf is probably better than Chameleon Colossus, but comparing it to Tarmogoyf is like comparing your girlfriend to Carmen Electra - one's versatile and reliable, the other's just big and cheap.(And you'd run both if you could get away with)
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