M.Solymossy
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« on: August 27, 2006, 12:16:33 am » |
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So I register for my classes and I show up for my housing assignment for my school. Turns out, however, that my housing director messed up my dorm assignment. He didn't fill the room in their system, so he doubled that room. So myself and my roommate get to stay for the first two to four weeks in the guest rooms in the "Krueger" hall.
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THE ALL WOMENS DORM!!!
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« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2006, 12:22:09 am » |
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Wow, thats a big change from normal, since it's almost always a good day to NOT be you =]
Congrats on your, uhh, success though =p
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« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2006, 03:08:22 am » |
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And once the girls find out you play magic.....it wont matter that your in an all girls dorm.  jk man. have fun with that. Last year, I was on a co-ed floor with co-ed bathrooms. That was interesting. |
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« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2006, 08:43:58 am » |
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Ok just to warn you.. Girls have cooties. It's a very serious disease that you could quite easily catch from as simple a thing as a graze of the hand or meeting eye contact.. Just get the proper shots and you should be ok. TMD is pulling for you.
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« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2006, 08:54:21 am » |
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Dude, I'd be more than happy to go in first, check out the girls and make sure the cooties level isn't too high. Ya know.... ermm *safety check*...  |
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« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2006, 05:26:56 pm » |
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Dude, I'd be more than happy to go in first, check out the girls and make sure the cooties level isn't too high. Ya know.... ermm *safety check*... That kinda check might get you slapped. I'm pretty positive they are gonna restrict the hell out of your movement inside the girls only dorms.. They don't want those shy nerds getting into to much trouble. |
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« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2006, 06:11:46 pm » |
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Heh, if you told me that they put you in the same dorm area as Japanese Foils, then I'd be impressed.
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« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2006, 07:41:50 pm » |
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and yet your still in front of the computer, with plenty time to make -------------------------------------------------------------------- a billion times.  |
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« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2006, 07:46:36 am » |
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Grats man.
A ~similar~ but worse thing happend to a friend of mine. They had a houseing crunch, and they didn't have enough rooms for all the students that were "gaurenteed" housing. So a friend of mine ended up getting his room assignment IN THE ON CAMPUS HOTEL!! Free house keeping, small charge for room service, AC, the works!! And he was in there with a FEMALE Room mate
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The Female was his Frosh Sister! >_<
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« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2006, 02:44:13 am » |
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I think you really got the room in an all girls dorm because of your overwhelming femininity. Nerds don't get much more girly than 13NOVA.
I'm just kidding man, but I had to make fun. Have fun for those few weeks, avoid any cooties, and for the love of god don't sit around on TMD...
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« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2006, 04:51:35 am » |
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Heh, if you told me that they put you in the same dorm area as Japanese Foils, then I'd be impressed.
I think that is one of the funniest things I've ever seen on here. |
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« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2006, 03:37:35 pm » |
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My life is the best... Let me tell you... gotta go... they're having a danceoff on the second hall and this one girl wants me to judge...
...and no... im NOT lying
again: it's great to be me! :lol:
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« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2006, 05:25:19 pm » |
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My life is the best... Let me tell you... gotta go... they're having a danceoff on the second hall and this one girl wants me to judge...
...and no... im NOT lying
again: it's great to be me! :lol:
You've officially entered the friend zone. You're not getting any. |
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« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2006, 06:10:43 pm » |
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Those girls have boyfriends anyways but there is one girl, we'll see how that goes...
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« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2006, 07:04:59 pm » |
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Do they prefer Beta or Alpha?
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« Reply #15 on: August 30, 2006, 07:16:19 pm » |
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Do they prefer Beta or Alpha?
My guess is Alpha Lotus to "Identify it as the commanding officer" (haha), and the rest beta. |
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« Reply #16 on: August 30, 2006, 07:24:23 pm » |
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My life is the best... Let me tell you... gotta go... they're having a danceoff on the second hall and this one girl wants me to judge...
...and no... im NOT lying
again: it's great to be me! :lol:
You've officially entered the friend zone. You're not getting any. QFT. The role of a judge is to watch from afar -- Not to play. Hands off. In fact, they probably think you are gay. |
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« Reply #17 on: August 30, 2006, 08:12:59 pm » |
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They know I'm not gay... Ha. They're more or less teasing me because they know that myself and the 2 other guys in the guest rooms are alone in an all girls dorm. I had a chick today drag me into her room to ask me which thong was hotter (she held them up, but she was in spandex volleyball shorts and a sports bra).
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« Reply #18 on: August 30, 2006, 08:40:06 pm » |
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You're going to have to stop taking shit like that if you want to get laid. Next time some girl is talking about her underwear, tell her not to question you. Then pistol-whip her.
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« Reply #19 on: August 30, 2006, 08:51:42 pm » |
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They know I'm not gay... Ha. They're more or less teasing me because they know that myself and the 2 other guys in the guest rooms are alone in an all girls dorm. I had a chick today drag me into her room to ask me which thong was hotter (she held them up, but she was in spandex volleyball shorts and a sports bra).
These are the situations where you got to make your move!!! You should of taken a risk and say... Well, why dont dont you try them on right now... Or, say... I like the pink 1, but I think you would look better w/me on etc... the lines are lame, but at least it shows your trying for something. When they ask you for fasion advise its so they know which 1 will look better on them for the men they really want. I am jelous as hell, but be a "go getter" man. |
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« Reply #20 on: August 31, 2006, 12:58:30 am » |
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They know I'm not gay... Ha. They're more or less teasing me because they know that myself and the 2 other guys in the guest rooms are alone in an all girls dorm. I had a chick today drag me into her room to ask me which thong was hotter (she held them up, but she was in spandex volleyball shorts and a sports bra).
Either she already considers you just a friend or she was asking you "Which one would you like to see me in more as I ... your dick?" Don't be a pussy, instead get some! Seriously, I have been known to give fashion advice to women quite a bit (I have impeccable taste) but I can safely say most of these chicks I was friendly with. You know this reminds of that song, "If I knew what I know now, when I was younger" any way, gg some ass! pussy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (MTG x 10000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000 00) Get my drift :B Good luck, JK |
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« Reply #21 on: August 31, 2006, 02:49:34 pm » |
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My life is the best... Let me tell you... gotta go... they're having a danceoff on the second hall and this one girl wants me to judge...
...and no... im NOT lying
again: it's great to be me! :lol:
You've officially entered the friend zone. You're not getting any. Yeah, stay the hell away from the friend zone. |
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« Reply #22 on: August 31, 2006, 03:04:40 pm » |
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This discussion is pretty pathetic. You all sound like a bunch of bewildered freshmen. "OMG! GIRLS LIVE NEXT TO ME!! OMG!!"
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« Reply #23 on: August 31, 2006, 03:25:24 pm » |
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Girls > Everything else.  |
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« Reply #24 on: August 31, 2006, 03:27:23 pm » |
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This discussion is pretty pathetic. You all sound like a bunch of bewildered freshmen. "OMG! GIRLS LIVE NEXT TO ME!! OMG!!"
Chill out man. Look, we all know girls don't excite you, but that doesn't mean you can just take out your pent-up frustration and rage on those who do. |
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« Reply #25 on: August 31, 2006, 03:39:38 pm » |
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Now you all sound like 7th graders, but with better spelling. |
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« Reply #26 on: August 31, 2006, 03:41:25 pm » |
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I dont think magic players are dorky, but lets try to convince the 10 people I linked to this thread. |
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« Reply #27 on: August 31, 2006, 03:54:15 pm » |
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Now you all sound like 7th graders, but with better spelling. What's the english equivalent of 7th grade? And dude, girls OWN! I mean, come on, name one thing better than girls. |
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« Reply #28 on: September 01, 2006, 03:06:12 pm » |
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I'll give it a try...
MORE GIRLS?!!?!!
And, man, don't be that shy and just grab some!
@JDizzle: How does 7th grade made in Québec?
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« Reply #29 on: September 01, 2006, 03:11:10 pm » |
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@JDizzle: How does 7th grade made in Québec? Not sure. Never been there actually. However, since it is in French, I'm sure it would be pronounced exquisitely. |
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