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« on: March 09, 2007, 02:41:16 pm » |
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Whats your favorite flavor text? Post and comment!!
Mine is an especially corny text from hidden gibbons:
"When these apes want something, its a matter of gibbon take."
Possibly one of the lamest/corniest texts ever...
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« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2007, 03:14:15 pm » |
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My favorite of all time - 9th ED Sea's Claim:
"Who's the crazy one now!?"
-- Torgle, mountaintop boatmaker
Null Rod gets honorable mention for coolness factor.
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« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2007, 03:30:23 pm » |
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Wasteland:
"The land promises nothing and keeps its promises."
And, yea, Null Rod.
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« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2007, 04:00:48 pm » |
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« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2007, 08:28:55 pm » |
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I really like alluren's, its up there on the corny list w/ Hidden Gibbons.
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« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2007, 09:01:19 pm » |
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My dad still quotes undermine's flavor text.
He doesn't know how to play magic :lol:
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« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2007, 02:23:42 am » |
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« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2007, 07:00:22 am » |
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I'm a sucker for Goblin humor. Can't think of any other flavor text at the moment, but there may be.
"Then, just when the other guys were winnin', the sky threw up." -Jula, goblin raider
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"Grow food in dirt? Save time -- eat dirt."
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« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2007, 10:52:16 am » |
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A mirror, a shield, a promise, a great distance, and a kind word—five ways to avoid harm.
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« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2007, 01:49:19 pm » |
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« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2007, 03:19:47 pm » |
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I am a big fan of Ertai flavor texts...got a whole bunch of them  Anyways, here's some of my favorits: “Why should I boast? The bards will do it for me — and with music.” — Ertai, wizard adept “There is nothing you can do that I cannot simply deny.” — Ertai, wizard adept “I will flay the skin from your flesh and the flesh from your bones and scrape your bones dry. And still you will not have suffered enough.” — Greven il-Vec, to Gerrard "Frankly, destruction is best left to professionals." - Jaya Ballard, Task Mage “A ruler wears a crown while the rest of us wear hats, but which would you rather have when it’s raining?” —Barrin, Principia /Zeus |
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« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2007, 03:50:48 pm » |
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My favorite is definitely DCI foil Wasteland "Ill show you fear in a handful of dust."
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« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2007, 07:21:49 pm » |
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Vanilla.
I also like cool ranch doritos.
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« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2007, 08:01:20 pm » |
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« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2007, 08:08:59 pm » |
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« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2007, 10:24:20 am » |
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« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2007, 12:58:07 pm » |
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I honestly can't believe there is a discussion on this.
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"Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?"
All quotes from Samuel L. Jackson are automatically the winnar.
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« Reply #18 on: March 14, 2007, 01:59:22 pm » |
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I honestly can't believe there is a discussion on this.
lol, its just something entertaining to talk about. I really like the spelunker quote! |
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« Reply #19 on: March 14, 2007, 02:29:06 pm » |
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Entertainment is always good.
I have a hard time conveying arrogance over the internet.
That line was meant to infer that any discussion over an non-Samuel L. quote would be a waste.
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« Reply #20 on: March 14, 2007, 03:02:24 pm » |
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« Reply #21 on: March 14, 2007, 04:36:29 pm » |
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« Reply #23 on: March 14, 2007, 06:03:40 pm » |
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« Reply #24 on: March 15, 2007, 04:29:07 am » |
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« Reply #25 on: March 15, 2007, 04:37:10 am » |
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Remand:
"Well, at least all of that arm-waving and arcane babbling you did was impressive."
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« Reply #26 on: March 15, 2007, 10:05:45 am » |
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Vanilla.
I also like cool ranch doritos.
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« Reply #27 on: March 15, 2007, 11:10:38 am » |
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Wow, I just clicked on this blindly and immediately confused it with the "worst thing you can say during sex" thread. I guess Magic flavor text would be pretty bad as pillow talk...
Anyway, I'm gonna go with Chub Toad's little ditty:
Chub Toad, Chub Toad
At the door.
Run away quick,
Or you'll run no more.
--Traditional children's rhyme
It's misleading if you ask me.
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« Reply #28 on: March 15, 2007, 12:02:05 pm » |
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Grinning Demon:
It's drawn to the scent of screaming.
I love how evil that sounds.
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« Reply #29 on: March 16, 2007, 02:16:18 am » |
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I'm pretty sure that award goes to Phyrexian Negator. |
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