6-14, 6-15 4x MISHRA'S WORKSHOPS for 1ST PLACE Enfield, CT. 2 day event!!!

[Twaun007]

I'm 90% Locked in for this! 

I'm 100% locked for this!

Time for Twaun P.Pownerton to dominate the East coast.

[T00L]

I'm 90% Locked in for this! 

I'm 100% locked for this!

Time for Twaun P.Pownerton to dominate the East coast.

Goodluck with that kiddo <3

[Twaun007]

I'm 90% Locked in for this! 

I'm 100% locked for this!

Time for Twaun P.Pownerton to dominate the East coast.

Goodluck with that kiddo <3

Thanks for the positive response. w00t.

[Outlaw]

Nice.  More people to spend a ton of money to goto a tourney just to get smiten down by the terribly awesome power of Team GGs!

[Gaagooch]

And Team Shake and Bake...Since im not good enough to be a part of team gg's for some reason...anyways, after the tournament i might be staying out that way to do some drinking/partying/celebrating...you down outlaw?

[Outlaw]

And Team Shake and Bake...Since im not good enough to be a part of team gg's for some reason...anyways, after the tournament i might be staying out that way to do some drinking/partying/celebrating...you down outlaw?

rhetorical? Shit bitch you know who I am, mother F'in trOutlaw.  Lets get a post tourney beirut tourney set up, shit is hottt.  Btw, anyone got a place some GGs can stay at? I dont know what the possibilities are there.

[Twaun007]

Btw, anyone got a place some GGs can stay at?

How bout the dumpster behind the venue......thats where you deck will be after the tourney.

[Gaagooch]

He is personally calling you out outlaw...anyways...i don't have room for GG's to crash, but if a hotel room is to be gotten, there is a good chance i would stay in such a room so that i can finally be part of an after tourney party, that will include all of team shake and bake...i mean we had a before tournament party that one time...but it didn't help me win, so i figure this time ill drink during, and after...magic and beer, kinda like that time i played magic hoped up on pain killers from ankle surgery...vicodin doesn't stop me from top 8ing...

[T00L]

Wait someone was calling outlaw out?

[LordHomerCat]

Btw, anyone got a place some GGs can stay at?

How bout the dumpster behind the venue......thats where you deck will be after the tourney.

That was probably the best trash talk I've heard from Twaun.

Oh, I'll be at this too, so bring some cash to buy the shops from me afterwards please.

[T00L]

Who are you guys again?

[Outlaw]

vicodin doesn't stop me from top 8ing...

It makes me top 8?

Twaun,
I'll make this the biggest disappointment of your life.  The tears that fall from your face of the money lost to travel here will taste so delicious.

[Samite Healer]

Anyone else from TMD staying at that Red Roof Inn?  I was about to book it, but I wanted to see who else would be around to chill and party with.

[LordHomerCat]

Anyone else from TMD staying at that Red Roof Inn?  I was about to book it, but I wanted to see who else would be around to chill and party with.

The OH (and milwaukee) crew will be there, which includes Yangtime, Soly, Nam Tran, Juan Rodriguez, Twaun, and more.

[T00L]

You guys have no idea the wrath you've incurred. Prepare yourselves.

[Outlaw]

Twaun.
There will be no glory in your sacrifice. I will erase even the memory of Twaun from the histories! Every piece of GWS parchment shall be burned. Every magic historian, and every scribe shall have their eyes pulled out, and their tongues cut from their mouths. Why, uttering the very name of GWS, or Twaun, will be punishable by death! The world will never know you existed at all!

Few GGs will stand against many.

[Twaun007]

Now, I want you to remember that no gamer ever won a tourney by loosing to his opponent. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard lose for his team. GWS, all this stuff you’ve heard about gamers not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the game, is a lot of horse dung. GWS traditionally loves to fight. All real gamers love the sting of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion, the Black Lotus, the fastest deck, the big league magic player, the toughest side board. GWS loves a winner and will not tolerate a loser. GWS plays to win all the time. I wouldn’t give a hoot in hell for a player who lost and laughed. That’s why GWS have never lost and will never lose a tourney. Because the very thought of losing is hateful to GWS.

Now, GWS is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap. The bilious gamers who wrote that stuff about individuality for the good of magic don’t know anything more about real battle than they do about fornicating.

We have the finest cards and decks, the best spirit and the best team in the world. You know, by God I actually pity those poor bastards we’re going up against. By God, I do. We’re not just going to beat the bastards, we’re going to blow apart there sleeves and crush there deck boxes like tin cans. We’re going to defeat those lousy other gaming teams by the bushel.

Now, some of you gamers, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under the draw. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you will all do your best. The opponent sitting across from you is the enemy. Wade into them. Trump their plays. Misdirect their Force’s. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do.

Now there’s another thing I want you to remember. I don’t want to get any messages saying that we are drawing are matches. We’re not drawing anything. Let the opponent do that. We are advancing constantly and we’re not interested in drawing into anything except the win. We're going to hold onto the top 8 positions and we're going to dominate the tourney. We're going to kick the crap out of other teams and we're gonna go through them like crap through a goose.

There’s one thing that we will be able to say when we get back home. And you may thank God for it. Thirty years from now when you’re sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks you “What did you do in the great Enfield Connecticut Mishra’s Workshop tourney?”, you won’t have to say, "Well, I mashed keys on MWS."

Alright now, you sons-of-bitches, you know how I feel. Oh, and I will be proud to accompany my wonderful team into battle – anytime, anywhere.

That’s all.

I will see you at the tourney.

[Gaagooch]

I'm not even technically a member of the gg's, but im sure they won't mind me speaking on their behalf.  I don't think it matters even a little what your "team spirit" is.  I also am positive it doesn't matter how many people from your team come out to play in this event.  Do you know why?  Because this is the northeast, home to the best vintage players, and best vintage scene in all of the U.S.  Now you will travel out here, and yes one or maybe two of you hell, even three of you can make top 8, but that is where it ends.  There is no way in hell a member of GWS is walking out of that venue with the shops, or the cash from the shops, we will not let that happen.  In fact I personally gurantee that three of the top 8 spots are already claimed, by the following:
Gaagooch
Outlaw
Tool

In summation, you can take the other five spots, i don't even care, because one of those three is leaving the venue with shops.  End of story.  Game over.

[T00L]

Now, I want you to remember that no gamer ever won a tourney by loosing to his opponent. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard lose for his team. GWS, all this stuff you’ve heard about gamers not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the game, is a lot of horse dung. GWS traditionally loves to fight. All real gamers love the sting of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion, the Black Lotus, the fastest deck, the big league magic player, the toughest side board. GWS loves a winner and will not tolerate a loser. GWS plays to win all the time. I wouldn’t give a hoot in hell for a player who lost and laughed. That’s why GWS have never lost and will never lose a tourney. Because the very thought of losing is hateful to GWS.

Now, GWS is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap. The bilious gamers who wrote that stuff about individuality for the good of magic don’t know anything more about real battle than they do about fornicating.

We have the finest cards and decks, the best spirit and the best team in the world. You know, by God I actually pity those poor bastards we’re going up against. By God, I do. We’re not just going to beat the bastards, we’re going to blow apart there sleeves and crush there deck boxes like tin cans. We’re going to defeat those lousy other gaming teams by the bushel.

Now, some of you gamers, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under the draw. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you will all do your best. The opponent sitting across from you is the enemy. Wade into them. Trump their plays. Misdirect their Force’s. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do.

Now there’s another thing I want you to remember. I don’t want to get any messages saying that we are drawing are matches. We’re not drawing anything. Let the opponent do that. We are advancing constantly and we’re not interested in drawing into anything except the win. We're going to hold onto the top 8 positions and we're going to dominate the tourney. We're going to kick the crap out of other teams and we're gonna go through them like crap through a goose.

There’s one thing that we will be able to say when we get back home. And you may thank God for it. Thirty years from now when you’re sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks you “What did you do in the great Enfield Connecticut Mishra’s Workshop tourney?”, you won’t have to say, "Well, I mashed keys on MWS."

Alright now, you sons-of-bitches, you know how I feel. Oh, and I will be proud to accompany my wonderful team into battle – anytime, anywhere.

That’s all.

I will see you at the tourney.

I'm still trying to figure out who the hell you are?

[LordHomerCat]

Now, I want you to remember that no gamer ever won a tourney by loosing to his opponent. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard lose for his team. GWS, all this stuff you’ve heard about gamers not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the game, is a lot of horse dung. GWS traditionally loves to fight. All real gamers love the sting of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion, the Black Lotus, the fastest deck, the big league magic player, the toughest side board. GWS loves a winner and will not tolerate a loser. GWS plays to win all the time. I wouldn’t give a hoot in hell for a player who lost and laughed. That’s why GWS have never lost and will never lose a tourney. Because the very thought of losing is hateful to GWS.

Now, GWS is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap. The bilious gamers who wrote that stuff about individuality for the good of magic don’t know anything more about real battle than they do about fornicating.

We have the finest cards and decks, the best spirit and the best team in the world. You know, by God I actually pity those poor bastards we’re going up against. By God, I do. We’re not just going to beat the bastards, we’re going to blow apart there sleeves and crush there deck boxes like tin cans. We’re going to defeat those lousy other gaming teams by the bushel.

Now, some of you gamers, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under the draw. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you will all do your best. The opponent sitting across from you is the enemy. Wade into them. Trump their plays. Misdirect their Force’s. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do.

Now there’s another thing I want you to remember. I don’t want to get any messages saying that we are drawing are matches. We’re not drawing anything. Let the opponent do that. We are advancing constantly and we’re not interested in drawing into anything except the win. We're going to hold onto the top 8 positions and we're going to dominate the tourney. We're going to kick the crap out of other teams and we're gonna go through them like crap through a goose.

There’s one thing that we will be able to say when we get back home. And you may thank God for it. Thirty years from now when you’re sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks you “What did you do in the great Enfield Connecticut Mishra’s Workshop tourney?”, you won’t have to say, "Well, I mashed keys on MWS."

Alright now, you sons-of-bitches, you know how I feel. Oh, and I will be proud to accompany my wonderful team into battle – anytime, anywhere.

That’s all.

I will see you at the tourney.

I'm still trying to figure out who the hell you are?

Its OK, you shouldn't really be expected to know.  I can understand how hard it is to keep up with the outside world when your lips are surgically attached to Brassman's ass.

[M.Solymossy]

This tournament is going to be the EASIEST tournament in the history of GWS.


Shop hate?  We can throw that from our sideboards.
Ichorid Hate? We can leave that in OH (or WI, in my case)
Aggro Hate... I love me some aggro enough to not board at all against it.

Gush hate?  Hey, considering that's 100% of the Northeast... guess we'll just pack that times infinity.  Hey look, we have a deck that beats your whole meta now!

[T00L]

Well when you find a reason not to play a gush based deck please do share it with us cause we have yet to find a reason to stop.

[Morphling420]

Twaun007  you think your going to come dominate the east coast hahahaha thats laughable, your confidence will be your downfall. Coming to the east coast to dominate a type 1 is like entering a MMA match after watching enter the dragon and thinking you have a chance to win because you saw bruce lee do some "cool" karate moves. Regarding your statement on may 29th, you basically have but a target on you chest and infact i hope you catch all east coasters all day, well atleast your first 2 rounds until you drop. You have basically stated your ignorance in front of the type 1 community to be seen by all. I do hope you post your results after the tourny. Good luck, hahahahaha you'll need it. Ive heard from others its hard to play with an east coast foot shoved in your ass.

[Twaun007]

A target has been assigned to my by east coast TMDers. This is serious.

[OwenTheEnchanter]

Now, I want you to remember that no gamer ever won a tourney by loosing to his opponent. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard lose for his team. GWS, all this stuff you’ve heard about gamers not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the game, is a lot of horse dung. GWS traditionally loves to fight. All real gamers love the sting of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion, the Black Lotus, the fastest deck, the big league magic player, the toughest side board. GWS loves a winner and will not tolerate a loser. GWS plays to win all the time. I wouldn’t give a hoot in hell for a player who lost and laughed. That’s why GWS have never lost and will never lose a tourney. Because the very thought of losing is hateful to GWS.

Now, GWS is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap. The bilious gamers who wrote that stuff about individuality for the good of magic don’t know anything more about real battle than they do about fornicating.

We have the finest cards and decks, the best spirit and the best team in the world. You know, by God I actually pity those poor bastards we’re going up against. By God, I do. We’re not just going to beat the bastards, we’re going to blow apart there sleeves and crush there deck boxes like tin cans. We’re going to defeat those lousy other gaming teams by the bushel.

Now, some of you gamers, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under the draw. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you will all do your best. The opponent sitting across from you is the enemy. Wade into them. Trump their plays. Misdirect their Force’s. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do.

Now there’s another thing I want you to remember. I don’t want to get any messages saying that we are drawing are matches. We’re not drawing anything. Let the opponent do that. We are advancing constantly and we’re not interested in drawing into anything except the win. We're going to hold onto the top 8 positions and we're going to dominate the tourney. We're going to kick the crap out of other teams and we're gonna go through them like crap through a goose.

There’s one thing that we will be able to say when we get back home. And you may thank God for it. Thirty years from now when you’re sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks you “What did you do in the great Enfield Connecticut Mishra’s Workshop tourney?”, you won’t have to say, "Well, I mashed keys on MWS."

Alright now, you sons-of-bitches, you know how I feel. Oh, and I will be proud to accompany my wonderful team into battle – anytime, anywhere.

That’s all.

I will see you at the tourney.

lol @ GWS

[Sextiger]

GUSH HATE? WHERE?

Top 8 predictions- 5 gush, 2 shop, 1 jank. 

[Outlaw]

A target has been assigned to my by east coast TMDers. This is serious.

You guys can bring all the hate you want, we've fought threw it all and still laughed at your feeble attempts.  The only thing we fear is Richard Simmons and the 5-0.  I say we have a side event for GGs + Gooch vs. three of your attempts at a Vintage player.  All else fails, we have Mastertap and hes one wild and crazy guy.  We'll beat you so bad you become sterile to ever prevent GWS offspring from being manufactured.  We'll bring you to Christmas land and crack a yogurt truck on your entire family.

New England > Whatever is left.

[T00L]

lol @ GWS

2nd

[M.Solymossy]

lol @ GWS

2nd

What have the GG's done except change five cards in a gush deck?


I do believe GWS ruined the format with Intuition Tendirils... and anyone remember gencon 06?    Yeah, we ruined that, too.

[wastedlife]

Does anyone have a place for myself, Nightmare, and Diablos from The Source to crash?