Official TMD "Players to avoid on MWS" list

[Mr. Fantastic]

You gotta love it when someone is flat out wrong about the rules and acts like they know the rules solid. The guy quit even though I would have patiently helped him along to a better understanding of the rules.

This happens constantly.  I encounter it most frequently when I alternative casting cost Daze a Sinkhole on whatever Island dual it was targeting and then my opponents act like they can change the target after it resolves.

[LotusHead]

Lol!  I've played against Col_Impact many a time.  Are you always him?

[credmond]

Oops! Now you know my secret identity!

[honestabe]

tnodz plays Duress from hand
Serra plays Misdirection from hand
Serra puts Mana Drain to RFG from hand
<tnodz> No
<tnodz> "Target opponent," not "target player"
<tnodz> You are my only opponent, so there is no other legal target
<Serra> I change the opponent
<Serra> MAN
<tnodz> no
<Serra> Do you read the rules?
<tnodz> You cannot do that
<Serra> Haha for this is why is in the deck
<Serra> Fucking noob<System> Player Lost

Why does noone know how misdirectgion works?

[T00L]

<Serra> Haha for this is why is in the deck

This is all I need in life.

[vassago]

<Serra> Haha for this is why is in the deck

This is all I need in life.

lol

tnodz plays Duress from hand
Serra plays Misdirection from hand
Serra puts Mana Drain to RFG from hand
<tnodz> No
<tnodz> "Target opponent," not "target player"
<tnodz> You are my only opponent, so there is no other legal target
<Serra> I change the opponent
<Serra> MAN
<tnodz> no
<Serra> Do you read the rules?
<tnodz> You cannot do that
<Serra> Haha for this is why is in the deck
<Serra> Fucking noob<System> Player Lost

Why does noone know how misdirectgion works?

Misdirection should come with an additional requirement of not being retarded.  Half the time, people do not even understand hwo it works with other counter spells, it's a major head ache. On the other hand, you can talk them out of casting it if they cant tell you how it actually works.   

[M.Solymossy]

Don't ever play against "Pretty".  I was playing him in a game and he said:

<Pretty> k you are being a n*gg** i don't feel like playing vs a filthy n*gg**
<Pretty> bye

*disclaimer: Edited for content*

[Mantis]

Nagger?

[M.Solymossy]

Nagger?

No, a derogatory term  for a person of usually african decent. 

[Mantis]

Nagger?

No, a derogatory term  for a person of usually african decent.  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c67r-Kgn980&NR=1
Not sure if everyone can appreciate it, but to me it was one of the funniest moments in TV history.

[M.Solymossy]

Just a heads up that in the last day, I have seen these usernames online:

Smemmen:  although he never plays using that nickname.
Brassman: I talk to andy on aim occasionally, and he definitely doesn't play on MWS.
TK:  Unless it's a different TK, Tommy doesn't play on MWS ever.
M.Solymosssy:  This one was funny, since it wasn't me in that game.


So it looks like we have impersonators again.     If you EVER* play me on MWS, just ask me a specific question if you know anything about me.  That way you know it's me.

[TheBrassMan]

people are impersonating me? that's like, the realization of all of my magic dreams

[bb-g]

This one is funny: Telling me to learn the rules, while he can't even read the card...

<Player> you had to take a dammage previous turn
<Pain> no
<Pain> because
<Player> mana vault triggers in drawstep
<Pain> i untap and end of your turn
<Pain> with voltaic
<Player> upkeep is before draw
<Pain> see the log
<Pain> in the end of YOUR turn i untapped
Pain taps Mox Emerald
<Player> you payed the mystic remora with the mana vault right?
Pain untaps Mox Emerald
<Pain> yes
<Player> and you didn't untap
<Pain> and in the end of YOUR
<Pain> turn
<Pain> i untapped
<Player> this means you get a dammage
<Pain> with key
<Pain> your turn
<Pain> not mine
Pain taps Mox Emerald
<Player> bacause the mana vault triggers in the DRAWSTEP
Pain is looking top 3 cards of its Biblioteca...
<Player> thats AFTER the upkeep
<Pain> read
<Pain> your
<Pain> YOUR
<Player> so you take a dammage
<Pain> no man
<Pain> read the card
<Pain> and read the log
Pain rearranges cards in Pain's Library
Pain stops looking its Biblioteca...
<Player> hey dude
Pain taps Island
<Player> read mana vault
Pain taps Voltaic Key
Pain untaps Mana Vault
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<Pain> End my turn
<Player> 2 dammage
<Pain> oh my god
<Pain> what
<Pain> it's a jok?e
<Pain> joke?
<Player> NO
<Player> actually read mana vault
<Pain> oh my god
<Pain> MAN
Pain taps Mana Vault
Pain taps Underground Sea
Pain untaps Mana Vault
<Pain> i don't take damage
<Pain> if i do this
<Pain> oh my good
<Player> then you don't
<Pain> learn the rules dude
<System> Player Lost

[honestabe]

Benassi is a pain in the ass.

He tried to play a pianter, and when I cracked a fetch so i could drain it, he took it back, put it to his hand and passed the turn.

[honestabe]

"David Besso" played a deck that was only black lotus, channel and fireball.  Literally, those were the only 3 cards.  I saw his decklist.

[AmbivalentDuck]

Benassi is a pain in the ass.

He tried to play a pianter, and when I cracked a fetch so i could drain it, he took it back, put it to his hand and passed the turn.

In other words, he made your Mana Drain into a UU Remand with buyback 0 and untapping 2 lands instead of cantripping?

I'm glad he's not in Wizards R&D and I pray I get to play against him every round at my next tournament.

[yawg07]

Back when MaskNought was a lot more popular (before the clause change so Stifle worked again) did anyone ever try and play THAT on MWS?
It was an ultimate nightmare, Mask might as well have been a banned card on MWS. NOBODY could grasp why someone didn't need to sac to Dreadnought.

[Bera]

Back when MaskNought was a lot more popular (before the clause change so Stifle worked again) did anyone ever try and play THAT on MWS?
It was an ultimate nightmare, Mask might as well have been a banned card on MWS. NOBODY could grasp why someone didn't need to sac to Dreadnought.

Oh man, I can only imagine the logs from that kind of game.

[A_Outcast]

Damiun@TMD plays Mox Sapphire from Hand
Damiun@TMD plays Mox Ruby from Hand
<Oponent> thats banned
Damiun@TMD plays Scalding Tarn from Hand
<Oponent> noob

my game title is "vintage, rules, phases"  so ya, i was kinda suprised. I guess oponent is someone to avoid.

[TracerBullet]

A special brand of idiot.  Doesn't know how LED works, despite the fact that HE'S the one using it, then tells me what a noob I am for showing him that he couldn't use it.

<ReversHalo> I am ready.
ReversHalo draws 0 cards
<-------- New Game Started -------->
ReversHalo's Security Code: DB38BBBC [Type 1.5]
TracerBullet's Security Code: FA7317CB [Type 1.5]
It is now turn 1 (TracerBullet)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<TracerBullet> Sup
TracerBullet rolled a 6, using a 20 sided die
TracerBullet shuffles library
ReversHalo shuffles library
ReversHalo shuffles library
TracerBullet shuffles library
ReversHalo shuffles library
TracerBullet shuffles library
ReversHalo shuffles library
<ReversHalo> i
TracerBullet shuffles library
ReversHalo shuffles library
TracerBullet shuffles library
TracerBullet shuffles library
TracerBullet shuffles library
ReversHalo rolled a 4, using a 20 sided die
<TracerBullet> ip
TracerBullet shuffles library
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
TracerBullet shuffles library
TracerBullet draws 7 cards
ReversHalo draws 7 cards
<TracerBullet> kp
<ReversHalo> kp
TracerBullet plays Misty Rainforest from Hand
<TracerBullet> End my turn
It is now turn 2 (ReversHalo)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
ReversHalo draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
ReversHalo plays Tundra from Hand
ReversHalo rearranges cards in ReversHalo's Hand
ReversHalo plays Mystical Tutor from Hand
ReversHalo taps Tundra
<TracerBullet> Ok
ReversHalo puts Mystical Tutor to Graveyard from Play
ReversHalo is looking its Library...
ReversHalo puts Ad Nauseam into play from Library
ReversHalo shuffles library
ReversHalo stops looking its Library...
ReversHalo puts a Ad Nauseam on top of Library from Play
<TracerBullet> Ok
TracerBullet taps Misty Rainforest
ReversHalo rearranges cards in ReversHalo's Hand
TracerBullet untaps Misty Rainforest
<ReversHalo> Thinking
TracerBullet puts a 0/0 Storm token into play
Storm now has 1 (+1) counters.
<ReversHalo> Thinking
ReversHalo plays Lotus Petal from Hand
Storm now has 2 (+1) counters.
<ReversHalo> Ok?
<TracerBullet> Ok
It is now turn 3 (TracerBullet)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
TracerBullet taps Misty Rainforest
TracerBullet's life total is now 19 (-1)
TracerBullet puts Misty Rainforest to Graveyard from Play
TracerBullet destroys  token Storm
<TracerBullet> EoT
<ReversHalo> Ok
TracerBullet is looking its Library...
<ReversHalo> Thinking
<ReversHalo> wait in upkeep
TracerBullet puts Tropical Island into play from Library
TracerBullet shuffles library
TracerBullet stops looking its Library...
TracerBullet shuffles library
TracerBullet shuffles library
TracerBullet taps Tropical Island
TracerBullet plays Brainstorm from Hand
<ReversHalo> Ok
TracerBullet draws a card
TracerBullet draws a card
TracerBullet draws a card
TracerBullet puts Brainstorm to Graveyard from Play
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
TracerBullet puts a card on top of Library from Hand
ReversHalo plays Orim's Chant from Hand
ReversHalo taps Lotus Petal
TracerBullet puts a card on top of Library from Hand
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
TracerBullet untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
ReversHalo puts Lotus Petal to Graveyard from Play
ReversHalo puts Orim's Chant to Graveyard from Play
<TracerBullet> Ok
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
TracerBullet draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
TracerBullet plays Yavimaya Coast from Hand
<TracerBullet> End my turn
It is now turn 4 (ReversHalo)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
ReversHalo untaps Tundra
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
ReversHalo draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
ReversHalo rearranges cards in ReversHalo's Hand
ReversHalo plays Plains from Hand
ReversHalo plays Lion's Eye Diamond from Hand
ReversHalo taps Lion's Eye Diamond
ReversHalo untaps Lion's Eye Diamond
ReversHalo plays Ad Nauseam from Hand
ReversHalo taps Lion's Eye Diamond
<TracerBullet> Wait!
ReversHalo puts Mystical Tutor to RFG from Hand
ReversHalo puts Mystical Tutor to RFG from Hand
<TracerBullet> Can't
ReversHalo taps Tundra
ReversHalo taps Plains
<TracerBullet> That doesn't work
ReversHalo puts Lion's Eye Diamond to Graveyard from Play
<ReversHalo> you dont play magic
<ReversHalo> lol
<TracerBullet> Because you can only use Lion's Eye Diamond at any time you can play an instant
<TracerBullet> ........
<ReversHalo> ahahah
<ReversHalo> noob
<ReversHalo> read
<TracerBullet> Read LED
<System> Player Lost

I probably should have just forced it and let him lose the game anyway.

[Cyberpunker]

There are a lot of little kids and junior highers playing MWS.

Sephiroth and Fowler may also be one of them.  

[The Atog Lord]

It doesn't end. I set up Oath against my opponent, and he responds with:

<Guul> cya noob
<Guul> learn to play please

[A_Outcast]

It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Lady_Dark taps Phyrexian Negator
Lady_Dark taps Phyrexian Negator
Lady_Dark puts Phyrexian Negator to Graveyard from Play
A_Outcast@TMD sacrifices Lodestone Golem
Lady_Dark puts Swamp to Graveyard from Play
<Lady_Dark> End my turn
<A_Outcast@TMD> erm
<A_Outcast@TMD> ur bayou is dead also
<System> Player Lost

she apparently doesnt get how negator works o.O

[Mr. Morden]

Kafel is a douchebag. He lost 2 games. Then as I fetched for an Underground Sea and shuffled, he called me a cheating noob and quit.

YOU noob kid say about someone he is a douchebag? you are the biggest noob i have ever met, here is the discussion for everyone to see:

i had The Rack in play for some turns, The OmegaNoob just put Ivory Mask into play via Replenish, and he claimed this...

OmegaDeath666 plays Replenish from Hand
<OmegaDeath666> your fucked
<Mr. Morden>
<Mr. Morden> show me
OmegaDeath666 puts Moat into play from Graveyard
OmegaDeath666 puts Humility into play from Graveyard
OmegaDeath666 puts Ivory Mask into play from Graveyard
OmegaDeath666 puts Replenish into play from Graveyard
<Mr. Morden> show me how you can destroy The Rack
OmegaDeath666 puts Replenish to Graveyard from Play
OmegaDeath666 puts Living Plane into play from Graveyard
OmegaDeath666 puts Replenish to Graveyard from Play
<Mr. Morden> because if you cannot, then you are fucked
<OmegaDeath666> nope
<Mr. Morden> yeah
<Mr. Morden> it will kill you
<OmegaDeath666> nope
<Mr. Morden> yes
<Mr. Morden> every upkeep
<OmegaDeath666> nope
<Mr. Morden> why not?
<OmegaDeath666> i will show you
<Mr. Morden> Ivory mask
<Mr. Morden> won't help
<Mr. Morden> because
<Mr. Morden> it is not targeting now
<Mr. Morden> it was targeted once
<Mr. Morden> and now it is just
<Mr. Morden> "of the CHOSEN player upkeep"
<Mr. Morden> not "target"
<Mr. Morden> what are you gonna do about it?
<Mr. Morden> kid?
<OmegaDeath666> No damage is done if X is zero or less.
<OmegaDeath666> http://www.crystalkeep.com/cgi-bin/magicsearch.cgi?cardName=the+rack&partialCardName=&cardColour=&cardType=&creatureType=&expansion=&rarity=&cardText=&rulingText=
<Mr. Morden> what?
<Mr. Morden> what X zero?
<Mr. Morden> X is 3 minus number of cards in your hands
<OmegaDeath666> http://www.crystalkeep.com/cgi-bin/magicsearch.cgi?cardName=the+rack&partialCardName=&cardColour=&cardType=&creatureType=&expansion=&rarity=&cardText=&rulingText=
<Mr. Morden> so
<OmegaDeath666> cope and paste it noob
<Mr. Morden> yeah i read it
<Mr. Morden> and what?
<Mr. Morden> You choose one opposing player as this card enters play and it only affects that one player. This choice is not changed even if this card changes controllers. It becomes useless but stays in play if the chosen player leaves play.
<Mr. Morden> so it is not targeting now, noob
<Mr. Morden> X = 3 - (number of your cards in hand)
<Mr. Morden> when is X zero or less, tell me Einstein
<Mr. Morden> do you know Math??
<Mr. Morden> so
<OmegaDeath666> sorry dude but since you picked me that means im a target
<Mr. Morden> i'll tell you
<Mr. Morden> yes
<Mr. Morden> you were targeted
<Mr. Morden> when it came to play
<Mr. Morden> now it is not targeting
<Mr. Morden> so
<Mr. Morden> your Mask is useless
<OmegaDeath666> i won anyway
<Mr. Morden>
<Mr. Morden> you are really noobish kid
<Mr. Morden> you won by what?
<Mr. Morden> i'll kill you
<Mr. Morden> with the rack
<Mr. Morden> you cannot do a shit
<Mr. Morden> so
<Mr. Morden> how can you win?
<Mr. Morden> maybe in your dreams
<OmegaDeath666> i won
<Mr. Morden>
<Mr. Morden> how?
<Mr. Morden> where?
<OmegaDeath666> stop beaing a noob
<Mr. Morden> lol
<Mr. Morden> you are The Noob
<OmegaDeath666> i cant be target by the rack
<Mr. Morden> the noob kid
<Mr. Morden> right
<Mr. Morden> you cant
<Mr. Morden> but you won't
<Mr. Morden> rack is targeted since i put it into play
<Mr. Morden> do you have problems with understanding written English?
<OmegaDeath666> it means its shut off
<Mr. Morden> You choose one opposing player as this card enters play
<Mr. Morden> read it twice
<Mr. Morden> You choose one opposing player as this card enters play
<Mr. Morden> You choose one opposing player as this card enters play
<Mr. Morden> so
<Mr. Morden> when that card entered play, i TARGETED you
<Mr. Morden> but now, in your upkeep
<OmegaDeath666> since i cant be the target the rack needs to find a new opponent
<Mr. Morden> it does not target anything
<Mr. Morden> read the card, noobie
<OmegaDeath666> read my card noobie
<Mr. Morden> reading?
<Mr. Morden> so
<Mr. Morden> As The Rack enters the battlefield, choose an opponent.
<Mr. Morden> At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, The Rack deals X damage to that player, where X is 3 minus the number of cards in his or her hand
<Mr. Morden> so tell me
<Mr. Morden> where is the word "target" in the second paragraph??
<System> Player Lost

[Yare]

For future reference, The Rack never targets, even when it first enters play. You just "choose" the opponent, not target him.

[M.Solymossy]

It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
M.Solymossy draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
M.Solymossy plays Polluted Delta from Hand
M.Solymossy puts Polluted Delta to Graveyard from Play
M.Solymossy's life total is now 16 (-1)
M.Solymossy is looking its Library...
M.Solymossy puts Swamp into play from Library
M.Solymossy shuffles library
M.Solymossy stops looking its Library...
M.Solymossy taps Swamp
M.Solymossy taps Island
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
<darkmess^> ??
<darkmess^> are u in rush?
M.Solymossy plays Demonic Tutor from Hand
<darkmess^> blah
<darkmess^> noob

Key was in play.  The funny thing is he was paying 4 for his creatures through my mystic remora.

[M.Solymossy]

Another one.  I don't have the log, but:

TACO C 4 LIFE! is a really poor loser.   He's playing turbo land, and has turn 1 fastbond into an insane timetwister which gives him timespiral and a dispell on my fow to stop his game winning Demonic Tutor.  So game 2, I mulligan to 4, and just obliterate him.  Not even close.  My hand was average, too.  Land, Mox, Sensei's Top, Mystical Tutor.  And I didn't cast tinker.  So game 3, he opens Land go, and I go Land->Sol Ring ->  Voltaic key (Tap to untap Sol Ring) -> Time Vault.   Then he has the nerve to tell me "GG you're unbelievably lucky hand!".

[honestabe]

Another one.  I don't have the log, but:

TACO C 4 LIFE! is a really poor loser.   He's playing turbo land, and has turn 1 fastbond into an insane timetwister which gives him timespiral and a dispell on my fow to stop his game winning Demonic Tutor.  So game 2, I mulligan to 4, and just obliterate him.  Not even close.  My hand was average, too.  Land, Mox, Sensei's Top, Mystical Tutor.  And I didn't cast tinker.  So game 3, he opens Land go, and I go Land->Sol Ring ->  Voltaic key (Tap to untap Sol Ring) -> Time Vault.   Then he has the nerve to tell me "GG you're unbelievably lucky hand!".

I've been playing against him for a while also.  Everytime he loses, he ends with a bitchfest about how lucky I got.  But yeah, he's really bad

[Tha Gunslinga]

It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
M.Solymossy draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
M.Solymossy plays Polluted Delta from Hand
M.Solymossy puts Polluted Delta to Graveyard from Play
M.Solymossy's life total is now 16 (-1)
M.Solymossy is looking its Library...
M.Solymossy puts Swamp into play from Library
M.Solymossy shuffles library
M.Solymossy stops looking its Library...
M.Solymossy taps Swamp
M.Solymossy taps Island
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
<darkmess^> ??
<darkmess^> are u in rush?
M.Solymossy plays Demonic Tutor from Hand
<darkmess^> blah
<darkmess^> noob

Key was in play.  The funny thing is he was paying 4 for his creatures through my mystic remora.

So you floated your mana from one main phase to another?

[Cyberpunker]

Kafel is a douchebag. He lost 2 games. Then as I fetched for an Underground Sea and shuffled, he called me a cheating noob and quit.

YOU noob kid say about someone he is a douchebag? you are the biggest noob i have ever met, here is the discussion for everyone to see:

I'm sorry but I have never met you before...on MWS nor in real life. I am not OmegaDeath666 and I do not know why you think I am.

btw

Please learn better English.