Official TMD "Players to avoid on MWS" list

[Meddling Mike]

A reincarnation of the old MWS/APPR Horror Stories thread anchored by a list of the names of opponents to avoid. Post an adequate horror story and they will be added to the list.

King Cock
aRcH
Sephiroth/The Great Sephiroth/Juiced Up Sephiroth/Anything with sephiroth in the name
gvaefs
Uglis
CaptainParker
Scorched
Ghillie Sniper
Blake
Vixo
Adry
TMD/SCG
Kafel
Jigen
Vintage
T1
Affliction
Marcus
66
Megatron
Malibu
Ashmogo
Lewiz
Daibetikko
Platymus
Beatdowntime
Audrey
System

[Meddling Mike]

With a name like King Cock I probably should've seen this coming, but at 8 AM on a Sunday I wasn't going to be picky about opponents...

<-------- New Game Started -------->
Player's Security Code: 11156E3D [Type 1]
King Cock's Security Code: 25749771 [???]
It is now turn 1 (King Cock)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<King Cock> hi noo
<Player> hey
Player rolled a 14, using a 20 sided die
<King Cock> *noob
...
King Cock taps Island
King Cock taps Mox Pearl
King Cock taps Underground Sea
King Cock plays Timetwister from Hand
King Cock shuffles library
Player plays Daze from Hand
King Cock shuffles library
King Cock shuffles library
Player puts Underground Sea to Hand from Play
<King Cock> noob
King Cock puts Timetwister to Graveyard from Play
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
Player puts Daze to Graveyard from Play
<King Cock> pass
<King Cock> go noob
...
King Cock plays Polluted Delta from Hand
King Cock taps Polluted Delta
King Cock puts Polluted Delta to Graveyard from Play
King Cock's life total is now 17 (-1)
Player puts Black Lotus to Graveyard from Play
King Cock is looking its Library...
Player plays Aven Mindcensor from Hand
King Cock shuffles library
King Cock stops looking its Library...
[Note: He clearly didn't understand that Mindcensor didn't require him to reveal those cards, or didn't know how to use the program well enough to look at his top 4]
King Cock puts Mystical Tutor into play from Library
King Cock puts Force of Will into play from Library
King Cock puts Flooded Strand into play from Library
King Cock puts Gush into play from Library
King Cock puts a Gush on top of Library from Play
King Cock puts a Mystical Tutor on top of Library from Play
King Cock puts a Force of Will on top of Library from Play
King Cock puts a Flooded Strand on top of Library from Play
King Cock shuffles library
King Cock shuffles library
King Cock shuffles library
[note: mad shuffling cheats]
<King Cock> noob
King Cock taps Mox Pearl
King Cock plays Merchant Scroll from Hand
King Cock puts Merchant Scroll to Graveyard from Play
King Cock is looking its Library...
[note: clearly forgot about the mindcensor on the table I played seconds ago]
King Cock puts Ancestral Recall into play from Library
<Player> top 4 champ
King Cock puts a Ancestral Recall on top of Library from Play
King Cock shuffles library
King Cock stops looking its Library...
King Cock shuffles library
King Cock shuffles library
King Cock shuffles library
King Cock puts Brainstorm into play from Library
King Cock puts Demonic Tutor into play from Library
King Cock puts Brainstorm into play from Library
King Cock puts Mana Crypt into play from Library
King Cock puts Brainstorm to Hand from Play
King Cock puts a Brainstorm on top of Library from Play
King Cock puts a Demonic Tutor on top of Library from Play
King Cock puts a Mana Crypt on top of Library from Play
King Cock shuffles library
King Cock shuffles library
King Cock shuffles library
King Cock shuffles library
King Cock plays Brainstorm from Hand
King Cock draws a card
King Cock draws a card
King Cock draws a card
King Cock puts a card on top of Library from Hand
<Player> you don't actually reveal those cards, and you don't shuffle after you look either
King Cock puts a card on top of Library from Hand
<King Cock> ok noob
King Cock puts Brainstorm to Graveyard from Play
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<King Cock> End my turn
Player untaps his/her permanents
Player draws a card
[Note: Forgot to reveal the sapphire I drew off my dark confidant, he points at the confidant]
<King Cock> noob
Player plays Mox Sapphire from Hand
<System> Player Lost

[Zherbus]

0:04:47 [aRcH] aRcH plays Intuition from Hand
0:04:54 [aRcH] aRcH is looking its Grimório...
0:05:07 [aRcH] aRcH puts Time Spiral into play from Library
0:05:12 [aRcH] aRcH puts Time Spiral into play from Library
0:05:14 [aRcH] aRcH puts Time Spiral into play from Library
0:05:28 [Zherbus] <Zherbus> isn't that restricted?
0:05:30 [aRcH] aRcH puts Intuition to Graveyard from Play
0:05:37 [aRcH] <aRcH> no
0:05:42 [Zherbus] <Zherbus> Ok
0:05:44 [aRcH] <aRcH> BLACK LOTUS is restricked and banned ^^

Ok, so it's late and I got nothing else going on so I see what other gems he has. I ride it out. Somehow, after tapping out to play Intuition, he magically untaps his Academy to cast Time Spiral in the same turn. Again, I should be disconnecting here, but like any good train wreck I have to see more.

0:05:51 [aRcH] aRcH untaps Tolarian Academy
0:05:53 [aRcH] aRcH puts Time Spiral to RFG from Play
0:05:58 [aRcH] aRcH puts a Intuition on top of Library from Graveyard
0:05:58 [aRcH] aRcH puts a Mox Diamond on top of Library from Graveyard
0:05:58 [aRcH] aRcH puts a Time Spiral on top of Library from Graveyard
0:05:58 [aRcH] aRcH puts a Time Spiral on top of Library from Graveyard
0:05:58 [aRcH] aRcH puts a Mana Vault on top of Library from Graveyard
0:05:58 [aRcH] aRcH puts a Voltaic Key on top of Library from Graveyard
0:05:58 [aRcH] aRcH puts a Mind Over Matter on top of Library from Graveyard
0:06:04 [aRcH] <aRcH> u too
0:06:07 [aRcH] <aRcH> shuffle all
0:06:07 [Zherbus] <Zherbus> wait what are you doing
0:06:12 [aRcH] aRcH puts Time Spiral into play from RFG
0:06:16 [aRcH] aRcH taps Tolarian Academy
0:06:34 [aRcH] aRcH untaps Tolarian Academy
0:06:37 [aRcH] aRcH puts Time Spiral to RFG from Play
0:06:43 [Zherbus] Zherbus plays Force of Will from Hand
0:06:51 [aRcH] <aRcH> ah
0:06:52 [Zherbus] <Zherbus> don't wait for me to counter or anything
0:06:54 [aRcH] <aRcH> now ?
0:06:57 [aRcH] <aRcH> u didnt said
0:06:58 [aRcH] <aRcH> -.-

So I assume he had the decency to scoop, so we go to "game 2".

0:00:00 [Zherbus] Zherbus shuffles library
0:00:00 [Zherbus] <Zherbus> I am ready.
0:00:00 [Zherbus] Zherbus draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [aRcH] It is now turn 1 (Zherbus)
0:00:00 [aRcH] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:00 [Zherbus] Zherbus shuffles library
0:00:04 [aRcH] aRcH shuffles library
0:00:05 [aRcH] aRcH draws 7 cards
0:00:18 [aRcH] aRcH rolled a 13, using a 20 sided die
0:00:19 [Zherbus] Zherbus shuffles library
0:00:20 [Zherbus] Zherbus draws 7 cards
0:00:23 [aRcH] <aRcH> kp
0:00:28 [Zherbus] <Zherbus> I'll keep
0:00:32 [aRcH] <aRcH> dice
0:00:38 [Zherbus] <Zherbus> you lost
0:00:40 [Zherbus] <Zherbus> so you go
0:00:41 [aRcH] <aRcH> lol
0:00:43 [aRcH] <aRcH> u lost
0:00:50 [Zherbus] <Zherbus> how is that?
0:00:53 [aRcH] <aRcH> u didnt said about the counter
0:01:05 [Zherbus] <Zherbus> lol, you just went though.
0:01:05 [aRcH] <aRcH> so we're restarting
0:01:07 [Zherbus] <Zherbus> http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=judge/resources/sfrvintage
0:01:09 [Zherbus] <Zherbus> look at that
0:01:20 [aRcH] <aRcH> restritec isnt prohibited
0:01:25 [aRcH] <aRcH> just got restrictions
0:01:30 [Zherbus] <Zherbus> then this isn't type 1
0:01:45 [aRcH] <aRcH> my deck is type 1
0:01:48 [aRcH] <aRcH> your deck isnt
0:01:53 [aRcH] <aRcH> cuz u use black lotus
0:01:58 [aRcH] <aRcH> banned card
0:02:02 [aRcH] <aRcH> but ok
0:02:03 [Zherbus] <Zherbus> look at the banned/restricted list
0:02:07 [Zherbus] <Zherbus> i just gave you the link
0:02:08 [aRcH] <aRcH> its vintage
0:02:15 [Zherbus] <Zherbus> black lotus is one-of, just like time spiral
0:02:25 [aRcH] <aRcH> y
0:02:36 [aRcH] <aRcH> and ???
0:03:05 [Zherbus] Zherbus rolled a 19, using a 20 sided die
0:03:08 [Zherbus] <Zherbus> i play
0:03:10 [aRcH] <aRcH> ok

I feel like this guy cannot be for real. But it gets better.

0:05:44 [aRcH] aRcH untaps his/her permanents
0:05:45 [aRcH] aRcH taps Mana Vault
0:05:48 [aRcH] aRcH draws a card
0:05:53 [aRcH] aRcH taps Tolarian Academy
0:05:55 [aRcH] aRcH untaps Mana Vault
0:05:58 [aRcH] <aRcH> End my turn
0:06:04 [Zherbus] <Zherbus> read mana vault
0:06:15 [Zherbus] <Zherbus> and when does it say you can do it?
0:06:15 [aRcH] <aRcH> Ok?
0:06:29 [aRcH] <aRcH> but i did at my maintance
0:06:34 [aRcH] <aRcH> i dont using phases
0:06:38 [Zherbus] <Zherbus> lol ok
0:06:41 [aRcH] <aRcH> just because that

Wow. People on MWS customarily are awfuls, but this guy actually made my night. I hope it elicited a chuckle from someone else too.

[Yare]

I think one's reasons for being upset with someone should be included rather than just listing them. (e.g., like in the first post of this thread). Although, if Steve edited them in, then I'm not sure how to handle it.

Again, I should be disconnecting here, but like any good train wreck I have to see more.

lol

[bluemage55]

Sephiroth is listed because he's a consistent asswipe who constantly insults his opponents.  Additionally, he pretends to be Smemmen.  He does actually understand the rules, but his attitude is horrible. 

He regularly appears on the StarCity forums' MWS funnies page.

Some examples:

<-------- New Game Started -------->
AJ(0-2D)'s Security Code: B2010AA0 [???]
The Great Sephiroth's Security Code: 6D585FFE [Type 1.5]
It is now turn 1 (AJ(0-2D))
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<AJ(0-2D)> hi
<The Great Sephiroth> i got top8 at scg
<The Great Sephiroth> so [Censored] u
<AJ(0-2D)> lol
The Great Sephiroth rolled a 3, using a 20 sided die
The Great Sephiroth draws 7 cards
<The Great Sephiroth> KEEP
<AJ(0-2D)> i got t8 on scg
<AJ(0-2D)> didnt see you
<The Great Sephiroth> neither do i
<The Great Sephiroth> your'e too noobish so i forgot what u played o or who u are
<The Great Sephiroth> KEEP
<AJ(0-2D)> http://sales.starcitygames.com//deckdatabase/deckshow.php?&t%5BC1%5D=vin&feedin=18
<The Great Sephiroth> And?
<AJ(0-2D)> where are u?
<The Great Sephiroth> im there
<The Great Sephiroth> isn't that so obvious?
<AJ(0-2D)> ur name?
<The Great Sephiroth> lol
<The Great Sephiroth> u dont want to believe
<The Great Sephiroth> that's your problem
<AJ(0-2D)> whats ur name?
<The Great Sephiroth> that's your loss for not figuriug out the obvious
<The Great Sephiroth> everyone knows that
<AJ(0-2D)> thought u were going to win that lotus tournament in germany
<AJ(0-2D)> what happend to that?
<The Great Sephiroth> amsterdam was too good
<AJ(0-2D)> oooo
<AJ(0-2D)> so when i post this in the SCG humor forum everyone is going to tell me who you are?
<The Great Sephiroth> lol
<The Great Sephiroth> actually, i am not here to make a friend or whatever it is...
<The Great Sephiroth> im just here to play mws and criticuze opponent
<AJ(0-2D)> im not looking for friends but if u made t8 id like to know who you are
<The Great Sephiroth> its too obvious
<The Great Sephiroth> man, even everyone knows that in scg too
<The Great Sephiroth> the difference is that they dont want to believe...
<AJ(0-2D)> i have no idea what you are talking about
<The Great Sephiroth> do you think i care if you know who i am?
The Great Sephiroth puts a 0/1 Noob token into play
<AJ(0-2D)> i find it interesting that you care that i know that you made t8 but when i question you on it you play games
AJ(0-2D) is now the controller of Noob

<Nick_> I heard you Top8ed SCG
<The Great Sephiroth> yup
<Nick_> What did you play?
<The Great Sephiroth> want my autograph or what?
<The Great Sephiroth> GAT
<Nick_> Nah, just curious
<Nick_> Oh, ok
<Nick_> So you're Steve?
<The Great Sephiroth> no
<The Great Sephiroth> geez,why u think so?
<Nick_> Because it looks like he was the only person to T8 with GAT
<The Great Sephiroth> finally you figure itout
<The Great Sephiroth> good job
<Nick_> That's great
<The Great Sephiroth> nope
<The Great Sephiroth> you won by luck
<Nick_> Eh
<The Great Sephiroth> that tells me you're not a good player
<The Great Sephiroth> you can't win with your own skill
<Nick_> Yeah, I'm a scrub
<The Great Sephiroth> it takes a long time for you to beat me
<Nick_> Lands
Nick_ plays Tropical Island from Hand
Nick_ plays Bayou from Hand
Nick_ plays Force of Will from Hand
<The Great Sephiroth> the whole of game, you pray that i dont throw a bomb
<Nick_> Lots of them
<Nick_> Right
<The Great Sephiroth> haha
<The Great Sephiroth> lot of lands = noob
<The Great Sephiroth> why dont u go play legacy?
<The Great Sephiroth> its the right format for you and your kind of deck
<The Great Sephiroth> Vintage is too fast for you
<Nick_> Because LEgacy doesn't have such fun cards?
<Nick_> It's Fish
<The Great Sephiroth> then go play CASUAL VINTAGE
<Nick_> Fish isn't supposed to be fast
<The Great Sephiroth> my deck is a serious vintage
<The Great Sephiroth> haha, i start to feel like re-written from my articles explaining to you
<The Great Sephiroth> you should have read carefully on my articles and come back with a better deck and play skill
<Nick_> I don't know, you don't write like Steve
<System> Player Lost

[CHOZO]

Heh, I've played against The Great Sephiroth as well. I didn't save the text, but you're right, he's horribly obnoxious. After playing him, I've made it a rule not to play anyone who's name even resembles the name of a Final Fantasy character.

[Nick_]

I don't mind playing against Sephiroth so much, I just like to mess with him.  His reactions are pretty funny sometimes.

[bluemage55]

I've got a new add: gvaefs

I join up a game that says T1 with new B/R

bluemage55 vs gvaefs [6/3/2008 3:47:32 AM]

0:01:19 [bluemage55] bluemage55 plays Forbidden Orchard from Hand
0:01:19 [bluemage55] <bluemage55> End my turn
0:01:28 [gvaefs] <gvaefs> omg playing oath without bs
0:01:29 [gvaefs] <gvaefs> get lost
0:01:31 [bluemage55] <bluemage55> lol
0:01:32 [<System>] <System> Player Lost

Halfway through the game when the board state is stacked against him, I play Orchard, and he comes up with a lame excuse and leaves.  And here I was testing ICBM Oath 2.0 . . .

[Imsomniac101]

Back when I used to play, I regularly destroyed Sephiroth with MDG...... ah good times, good times.

[bluemage55]

Sephiroth is now going by Juiced-Up Sephiroth. 

I saw the name and decided to confirm if it was him, and was rewarded with his insightful revelation that I am the BIGGEST PANSY IN MTG HISTORY. 

This of course, came after his Long deck got owned by Explosives at 0 to his 2 moxen and Glimmervoid.

[Pizzatog]

Avoid "Jeffers"

General arrogance and being an asshole. He puts TMD on his games, so I thought it wouldn't be that bad.

[hazard]

I have no horror stories, but didn't feel my question merited a new thread...

Do TMD/Type One players in general play on the MWS included network: mwsplay.net?  I seem to remember logging a while ago and finding at least 100 players and many looking for T1.  These days, I see 20 or 30 people and hardly any T1.  Where has the migration gone or what am I missing?

Thanks

[CHOZO]

Sephiroth is now going by Juiced-Up Sephiroth. 

I saw the name and decided to confirm if it was him, and was rewarded with his insightful revelation that I am the BIGGEST PANSY IN MTG HISTORY. 

This of course, came after his Long deck got owned by Explosives at 0 to his 2 moxen and Glimmervoid.

Now it's Juiced-Up Rambo Sephiroth, or something equally silly. The only reason I joined the game was because his name was so long you couldn't see the "Sephiroth" part... And the same thing happened to me. He started saying all sorts of offensive things after I extirpated his tendrils first game and played chalice at one, on my first turn, second game. I guess he's just a sore loser.

[multimick]

lol...Sephiroth is an Idol in our italian type1 forum. We have met him hundreds of time and every time he demonstrate quite an amazing ability spamming on the mws (if you want, check out http://www.tipo1.it/forum/viewtopic.php?t=999&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0 ) 

[ashiXIII]

<Player> you don't actually reveal those cards, and you don't shuffle after you look either

Somewhat off topic, but I'm still surprised I'm the first to post this.

You do shuffle after you search your library. Even with Mindcensor in play.

[Smmenen]

<New Game: waiting for opponent>
The Dude shuffles library
<The Dude> I am ready.
The Dude draws 0 cards
Vintage shuffles library
Vintage draws 0 cards
<-------- New Game Started -------->
Vintage's Security Code: A9A2442C [Type 1]
The Dude's Security Code: 07018362 [???]
It is now turn 1 (Vintage)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
The Dude rolled a 5, using a 20 sided die
<The Dude> hi
<Vintage> hi
Vintage shuffles library
The Dude shuffles library
Vintage shuffles library
The Dude shuffles library
Vintage rolled a 8, using a 20 sided die
Vintage shuffles library
The Dude shuffles library
The Dude draws a card
Vintage shuffles library
The Dude draws a card
The Dude draws a card
<Vintage> pl
The Dude draws a card
The Dude draws a card
Vintage draws 7 cards
The Dude draws a card
The Dude draws a card
<Vintage> kp
<The Dude> k
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Vintage plays Tundra from Hand
Vintage plays Mox Ruby from Hand
<Vintage> Ok?
<The Dude> k
Vintage plays Mox Pearl from Hand
<Vintage> Ok?
<The Dude> k
Vintage taps Mox Pearl
Vintage untaps Mox Pearl
Vintage taps Mox Ruby
Vintage plays Sol Ring from Hand
<The Dude> ok
<Vintage> Ok?
Vintage taps Mox Pearl
Vintage taps Sol Ring
Vintage taps Tundra
Vintage plays Grand Arbiter Augustin IV from Hand
<The Dude> salvagers
<Vintage> Ok?
<The Dude> wtf
<The Dude> hold on
<The Dude> need to read
The Dude plays Force of Will from Hand
The Dude puts Mana Drain to RFG from Hand
The Dude's life total is now 19 (-1)
Vintage puts Grand Arbiter Augustin IV to Graveyard from Play
<Vintage> End my turn
The Dude puts Force of Will to Graveyard from Play
<The Dude> insane
The Dude draws a card
<Vintage> ???
The Dude plays Mox Sapphire from Hand
<Vintage> >>>>
<The Dude> i mean
<Vintage> ???
<Vintage> this is a phases game
<The Dude> i've never seen that card before
<Vintage> if you don't use phases, leave now
The Dude plays Lotus Petal from Hand
The Dude plays Underground Sea from Hand
The Dude taps Underground Sea
<Vintage> 1 more violation and you're banned
The Dude taps Mox Sapphire
<The Dude> lmao
The Dude plays Dark Confidant from Hand
<Vintage> you are now banned
<System> Player Lost

Some guy "banned" me from playing with him because I didn't use phases on turn one....

[Sextiger]

I never understood why people were so nuts about phases on MWS, its not like you can take back any play. 

[Smmenen]

Yeah, I guess he's too good to play me...

[IthilanorStPete]

I've got more than a few of these...

(sblock'd so I don't kill the thread)

[sblock]Playing Vintage, on turn 1:

0:00:22 [VALERIA] It is now turn 2 (VALERIA)
0:00:22 [VALERIA] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:23 [VALERIA] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:00:24 [VALERIA] VALERIA draws a card
0:00:24 [VALERIA] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:27 [VALERIA] VALERIA plays Mishra's Workshop from Hand
0:00:27 [VALERIA] VALERIA taps Mishra's Workshop
0:00:28 [VALERIA] VALERIA plays Trinisphere from Hand
0:00:29 [VALERIA] <VALERIA> Ok?
0:00:32 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> Thinking

(I was thinking what to remove for Force)

0:00:34 [VALERIA] <VALERIA> Ok
0:00:42 [Ithilanor] Ithilanor puts Tidespout Tyrant to RFG from Hand
0:00:42 [VALERIA] It is now turn 3 (Ithilanor)
0:00:42 [VALERIA] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:44 [Ithilanor] Ithilanor's life total is now 19 (-1)
0:00:46 [Ithilanor] Ithilanor plays Force of Will from Hand
0:00:52 [VALERIA] <VALERIA> ?
0:01:00 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> Wait!
0:01:01 [VALERIA] <VALERIA> SAID OK AND COUNTER?
0:01:06 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> I said thinking
0:01:10 [VALERIA] <VALERIA> BYE
0:01:14 [VALERIA] <VALERIA> ANOTHER NOOB
0:01:16 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
0:01:24 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> lol.
0:01:32 [<System>] <System> Session Lost
0:01:32 [<System>] <System> Disconnected[/sblock]

[sblock]So I've loaded up Hulk Flash, and I'm trolling for morons. I join a game saying "Fun decks NO F***HEADS" or something like that.

Game 1, he mills his library with Hermit Druid and kills me with a Dread Return'd Sutured Ghoul. I do nothing in the game besides try and Force, which he Misdirects.

Game 2, I go off. I'm Chaos Man.

0:01:41 [Chaos Man] It is now turn 6 (Chaos Man)
0:01:41 [Chaos Man] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:42 [Chaos Man] Chaos Man untaps his/her permanents
0:01:43 [Chaos Man] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:01:44 [Chaos Man] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:01:44 [Chaos Man] Chaos Man draws a card
0:01:45 [Chaos Man] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:01:47 [Chaos Man] Chaos Man plays Black Lotus from Hand

Note that he doesn't even blink at me playing Lotus.

0:01:48 [Chaos Man] <Chaos Man> Ok?
0:01:50 [Jicka] <Jicka> Ok
0:01:52 [Chaos Man] Chaos Man taps Black Lotus
0:01:54 [Chaos Man] Chaos Man puts Black Lotus to Graveyard from Play
0:02:00 [Chaos Man] Chaos Man plays Merchant Scroll from Hand
0:02:01 [Chaos Man] <Chaos Man> Ok?
0:02:06 [Jicka] <Jicka> Ok
0:02:07 [Chaos Man] Chaos Man puts Merchant Scroll to Graveyard from Play
0:02:08 [Chaos Man] Chaos Man is looking its Library...
0:02:10 [Chaos Man] Chaos Man puts Flash into play from Library
0:02:11 [Chaos Man] Chaos Man shuffles library
0:02:11 [Chaos Man] Chaos Man stops looking its Library...
0:02:13 [Chaos Man] Chaos Man puts Flash to Hand from Play
0:02:13 [Chaos Man] Chaos Man taps Underground Sea
0:02:16 [Chaos Man] Chaos Man plays Flash from Hand
0:02:17 [Chaos Man] <Chaos Man> Ok?
0:02:24 [Jicka] Jicka taps Bayou
0:02:24 [Jicka] Jicka taps Tropical Island
0:02:27 [Jicka] Jicka plays Daze from Hand
0:02:35 [Chaos Man] Chaos Man puts Merchant Scroll to RFG from Hand
0:02:37 [Chaos Man] Chaos Man's life total is now 19 (-1)
0:02:38 [Chaos Man] Chaos Man plays Force of Will from Hand
0:02:42 [Jicka] Jicka puts Daze to Graveyard from Play
0:02:44 [Chaos Man] Chaos Man puts Force of Will to Graveyard from Play
0:02:48 [Chaos Man] <Chaos Man> it resolves?
0:02:51 [Jicka] <Jicka> Ok
0:02:54 [Chaos Man] Chaos Man puts Flash to Graveyard from Play
0:02:55 [Chaos Man] Chaos Man plays Protean Hulk from Hand
0:03:00 [Chaos Man] Chaos Man puts Protean Hulk to Graveyard from Play
0:03:01 [Chaos Man] Chaos Man is looking its Library...
0:03:02 [Chaos Man] Chaos Man puts Virulent Sliver into play from Library
0:03:03 [Jicka] <Jicka> its fun games you retard
0:03:04 [Jicka] <Jicka> wow
0:03:05 [Chaos Man] Chaos Man puts Heart Sliver into play from Library
0:03:07 [Chaos Man] Chaos Man puts Virulent Sliver into play from Library
0:03:08 [Chaos Man] Chaos Man puts Virulent Sliver into play from Library
0:03:09 [Jicka] <Jicka> not to emntion thats banned
0:03:10 [Chaos Man] Chaos Man puts Virulent Sliver into play from Library
0:03:11 [Jicka] <Jicka> f***ing idiot
0:03:11 [Chaos Man] Chaos Man shuffles library
0:03:11 [Chaos Man] Chaos Man stops looking its Library...
0:03:17 [Chaos Man] <Chaos Man> hermit druid is banned, too
0:03:23 [Chaos Man] <Chaos Man> in legacy, at least
0:03:27 [Jicka] <Jicka> THIS IS A NEW DECKI F***HEAD
0:03:29 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
0:03:32 [Chaos Man] <Chaos Man> lolol
0:04:40 [<System>] <System> Session Lost
0:04:40 [<System>] <System> Disconnected[/sblock]

[sblock]This was just bizarre...in a Vintage game, I'm Monkey Man, playing MUD against Tyrant Blue. It's game 2.

0:11:15 [Monkey Man] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:11:16 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man untaps his/her permanents
0:11:17 [Monkey Man] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:11:18 [Monkey Man] Tangle Wire now has 2 (-1) counters.
0:11:19 [Monkey Man] Tangle Wire now has 0 (-1) counters.
0:11:20 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man taps Tangle Wire
0:11:20 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man taps Tangle Wire
0:11:22 [Monkey Man] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:11:23 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man draws a card
0:11:24 [Monkey Man] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:11:34 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man taps Tolarian Academy
0:11:41 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man plays Duplicant from Hand

He has a Tidespout Tyrant out, I play Duplicant removing it.

0:11:43 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> Ok?
0:11:44 [Ktulu[ESP]] <Ktulu[ESP]> Ok
0:11:50 [Ktulu[ESP]] <Ktulu[ESP]> Ok
0:11:53 [Ktulu[ESP]] Ktulu[ESP] puts Island to Graveyard from Hand
0:11:55 [Ktulu[ESP]] Ktulu[ESP] puts Polluted Delta to Graveyard from Hand
0:12:02 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> ?
0:12:04 [Ktulu[ESP]] Ktulu[ESP] puts Island to Graveyard from Hand
0:12:10 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> what are you doing?
0:12:27 [Ktulu[ESP]] <Ktulu[ESP]> ...
0:12:31 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> what?
0:12:33 [Ktulu[ESP]] <Ktulu[ESP]> 9 cards in hand...
0:12:39 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> so?
0:12:42 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> you don't discard yet.
0:12:48 [Ktulu[ESP]] <Ktulu[ESP]> the maximun is 7
0:12:55 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> you discard at the end of your turn.
0:12:58 [Ktulu[ESP]] <Ktulu[ESP]> at the end of my turn
0:13:01 [Ktulu[ESP]] <Ktulu[ESP]> yes
0:13:04 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> ok...
0:13:09 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> it's not your turn.
0:13:14 [Ktulu[ESP]] <Ktulu[ESP]> lol
0:13:22 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> what?
0:13:29 [Ktulu[ESP]] <Ktulu[ESP]> in my turn i don't discard it
0:13:40 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> then why are you discarding them now?
0:13:45 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> and why aren't you RFG'ing tyrant?
0:13:46 [<System>] <System> Player Lost[/sblock]

[sblock]:00:10 [Underscore] <Underscore> pl
0:00:11 [Underscore] Underscore draws 7 cards
0:00:11 [Ithilanor] It is now turn 2 (Underscore)
0:00:11 [Ithilanor] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:11 [Ithilanor] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:00:12 [Ithilanor] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:00:12 [Ithilanor] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:12 [Underscore] Underscore shuffles library
0:00:12 [Ithilanor] Ithilanor draws 7 cards
0:00:13 [Underscore] Underscore takes a mulligan
0:00:15 [Underscore] <Underscore> kp
0:00:18 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> kp
0:00:20 [Underscore] Underscore plays Polluted Delta from Hand
0:00:20 [Underscore] Underscore taps Polluted Delta
0:00:21 [Underscore] Underscore puts Polluted Delta to Graveyard from Play
0:00:21 [Underscore] Underscore's life total is now 19 (-1)
0:00:23 [Underscore] Underscore is looking its Library...
0:00:26 [Underscore] Underscore puts Underground Sea into play from Library
0:00:26 [Underscore] Underscore taps Underground Sea
0:00:27 [Underscore] Underscore shuffles library
0:00:27 [Underscore] Underscore stops looking its Library...
0:00:28 [Underscore] Underscore plays Duress from Hand
0:00:33 [Ithilanor] Ithilanor plays Force of Will from Hand
0:00:33 [Ithilanor] Ithilanor plays Island from Hand
0:00:33 [Ithilanor] Ithilanor plays Brainstorm from Hand
0:00:33 [Ithilanor] Ithilanor plays Brainstorm from Hand
0:00:33 [Ithilanor] Ithilanor plays Force of Will from Hand
0:00:33 [Ithilanor] Ithilanor plays Mystic Remora from Hand
0:00:33 [Ithilanor] Ithilanor plays Meditate from Hand
0:00:38 [Underscore] <Underscore> Thinking...
0:01:04 [Underscore] <Underscore> Thinking...
0:01:23 [Underscore] <Underscore> sorry, tough one
0:01:29 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> that's ok
0:01:32 [Ithilanor] Ithilanor puts Mystic Remora to Graveyard from Play
0:01:34 [Ithilanor] Ithilanor puts Force of Will to Hand from Play
0:01:34 [Ithilanor] Ithilanor puts Island to Hand from Play
0:01:34 [Ithilanor] Ithilanor puts Brainstorm to Hand from Play
0:01:34 [Ithilanor] Ithilanor puts Brainstorm to Hand from Play
0:01:34 [Ithilanor] Ithilanor puts Force of Will to Hand from Play
0:01:34 [Ithilanor] Ithilanor puts Meditate to Hand from Play
0:01:35 [Underscore] Underscore puts Duress to Graveyard from Play
0:01:38 [Underscore] <Underscore> End my turn
0:01:39 [Ithilanor] It is now turn 3 (Ithilanor)
0:01:39 [Ithilanor] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:39 [Ithilanor] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:01:40 [Ithilanor] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:01:40 [Ithilanor] Ithilanor draws a card
0:01:41 [Ithilanor] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:01:43 [Ithilanor] Ithilanor plays Island from Hand
0:01:44 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> End my turn
0:01:46 [Underscore] It is now turn 4 (Underscore)
0:01:46 [Underscore] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:47 [Underscore] Underscore untaps his/her permanents
0:01:48 [Underscore] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:01:48 [Underscore] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:01:48 [Underscore] Underscore draws a card
0:01:48 [Underscore] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:01:56 [Underscore] Underscore plays Mox Jet from Hand
0:02:02 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> Ok
0:02:03 [Underscore] Underscore taps Underground Sea
0:02:04 [Underscore] Underscore taps Mox Jet
0:02:09 [Underscore] Underscore plays Merchant Scroll from Hand
0:02:10 [Underscore] <Underscore> Ok?
0:02:15 [Ithilanor] Ithilanor puts Brainstorm to RFG from Hand
0:02:16 [Ithilanor] Ithilanor's life total is now 19 (-1)
0:02:17 [Ithilanor] Ithilanor plays Force of Will from Hand
0:02:20 [Underscore] <Underscore> Please don't abuse me with the arrow. Not necessary.
0:02:27 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> sorry
0:02:28 [Underscore] <Underscore> am I so fucking stupid I can't figure out the target?
0:02:33 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> yeesh, sorry
0:02:33 [Underscore] Underscore puts Merchant Scroll to Graveyard from Play
0:02:36 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> I just do it out of habit
0:02:38 [Ithilanor] Ithilanor puts Force of Will to Graveyard from Play
0:02:40 [Underscore] <Underscore> break it
0:02:45 [Underscore] Underscore plays Forbidden Orchard from Hand
0:02:46 [Underscore] <Underscore> End my turn

We play for a while, with the only chat being the usual "Ok?"s.

0:09:12 [Underscore] It is now turn 18 (Underscore)
0:09:12 [Underscore] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:09:13 [Underscore] Underscore untaps his/her permanents
0:09:13 [Underscore] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:09:14 [Underscore] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:09:14 [Underscore] Underscore draws a card
0:09:14 [Underscore] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:09:26 [Underscore] Underscore taps Underground Sea
0:09:27 [Underscore] Underscore taps Mox Emerald
0:09:28 [Underscore] Underscore taps Mox Jet
0:09:35 [Underscore] Underscore plays Yawgmoth's Will from Hand
0:09:36 [Underscore] <Underscore> Ok?
0:09:40 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> of course not
0:09:41 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> lol
0:09:46 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> thinking
0:09:53 [Underscore] <Underscore> you're too chatty
0:09:58 [Underscore] <Underscore> I concede, too annoying
0:09:59 [Underscore] <Underscore> gg
0:10:01 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> ...
0:10:02 [<System>] <System> Player Lost[/sblock]

[sblock]0:00:00 [patrick] It is now turn 1 (patrick)
0:00:00 [patrick] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:00 [patrick] patrick shuffles library
0:00:00 [patrick] patrick shuffles library
0:00:00 [Ithilanor] Ithilanor shuffles library
0:00:00 [patrick] <patrick> pl
0:00:01 [patrick] patrick shuffles library
0:00:01 [Ithilanor] Ithilanor shuffles library
0:00:02 [Ithilanor] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:00:02 [Ithilanor] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:00:02 [Ithilanor] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:03 [Ithilanor] Ithilanor shuffles library
0:00:03 [patrick] patrick draws 7 cards
0:00:04 [Ithilanor] Ithilanor shuffles library
0:00:04 [Ithilanor] Ithilanor draws 7 cards
0:00:05 [patrick] patrick takes a mulligan
0:00:06 [patrick] patrick draws a card
0:00:07 [patrick] <patrick> kp
0:00:09 [patrick] patrick plays Gilt-Leaf Palace from Hand
0:00:11 [patrick] <patrick> end turn
0:00:12 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> wtf?
0:00:18 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> you mulled
0:00:19 [patrick] <patrick> come on
0:00:20 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> and drew a card
0:00:23 [patrick] <patrick> yah
0:00:29 [patrick] <patrick> so?
0:00:30 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> you don't get to just do that
0:00:45 [patrick] <patrick> its my computer ill do what i want
0:00:49 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> ...
0:00:52 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> lol.
0:00:54 [<System>] <System> Session Lost
0:00:54 [<System>] <System> Disconnected[/sblock]

[sblock]While playing Vintage, I'm Monkey Man. (this game was advertised as T1):

0:00:07 [Monkey Man] It is now turn 2 (Tony)
0:00:07 [Monkey Man] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:07 [Monkey Man] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:00:07 [Monkey Man] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:00:07 [Tony] Tony shuffles library
0:00:07 [Monkey Man] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:08 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man draws 7 cards
0:00:08 [Tony] Tony shuffles library
0:00:10 [Tony] Tony shuffles library
0:00:11 [Tony] Tony shuffles library
0:00:12 [Tony] Tony shuffles library
0:00:13 [Tony] Tony shuffles library
0:00:14 [Tony] Tony shuffles library
0:00:15 [Tony] Tony shuffles library


This is after a few shuffles already...

0:00:17 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man takes a mulligan
0:00:17 [Tony] Tony shuffles library
0:00:18 [Tony] Tony shuffles library
0:00:19 [Tony] Tony shuffles library
0:00:19 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> ok
0:00:20 [Tony] Tony shuffles library
0:00:21 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> enough
0:00:21 [Tony] Tony shuffles library
0:00:22 [Tony] Tony shuffles library
0:00:24 [Tony] Tony shuffles library
0:00:25 [Tony] Tony draws a card
0:00:25 [Tony] Tony draws a card
0:00:26 [Tony] Tony draws a card
0:00:26 [Tony] Tony draws a card
0:00:27 [Tony] Tony draws a card
0:00:27 [Tony] Tony draws a card
0:00:28 [Tony] Tony draws a card
0:00:30 [Tony] <Tony> kp
0:00:31 [Tony] Tony plays Plains from Hand
0:00:31 [Tony] Tony taps Plains
0:00:32 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> kp
0:00:33 [Tony] Tony plays Mother of Runes from Hand
0:00:34 [Tony] <Tony> End my turn
0:00:36 [Tony] It is now turn 3 (Monkey Man)
0:00:36 [Tony] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:38 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> Ok
0:00:38 [Monkey Man] It is now turn 4 (Tony)
0:00:38 [Monkey Man] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:39 [Monkey Man] It is now turn 5 (Monkey Man)
0:00:39 [Monkey Man] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:40 [Monkey Man] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:00:40 [Monkey Man] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:00:40 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man draws a card
0:00:41 [Monkey Man] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:44 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man plays Flooded Strand from Hand
0:00:47 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> End my turn
0:00:47 [Tony] <Tony> ok
0:00:49 [Tony] It is now turn 6 (Tony)
0:00:49 [Tony] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:50 [Tony] Tony untaps Plains
0:00:50 [Tony] Tony untaps Mother of Runes
0:00:50 [Tony] Tony draws a card
0:00:52 [Tony] Tony plays Swamp from Hand
0:00:52 [Monkey Man] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:56 [Tony] <Tony> End my turn
0:00:57 [Tony] It is now turn 7 (Monkey Man)
0:00:57 [Tony] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:59 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> EOT
0:01:00 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man taps Flooded Strand
0:01:01 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man puts Flooded Strand to Graveyard from Play
0:01:01 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man's life total is now 19 (-1)
0:01:02 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man is looking its Library...
0:01:03 [Tony] <Tony> ok
0:01:05 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man puts Island into play from Library
0:01:06 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man shuffles library
0:01:06 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man stops looking its Library...
0:01:06 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man taps Island
0:01:07 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man plays Brainstorm from Hand
0:01:08 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> Ok?
0:01:10 [Tony] <Tony> ok
0:01:11 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man draws a card
0:01:11 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man draws a card
0:01:11 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man draws a card
0:01:12 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man puts Brainstorm to Graveyard from Play
0:01:19 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man puts a card on top of Library from Hand
0:01:21 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man puts a card on top of Library from Hand
0:01:23 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man untaps his/her permanents
0:01:27 [Tony] <Tony> ok
0:01:29 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> let me end your turn
0:01:29 [Monkey Man] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:01:30 [Monkey Man] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:01:30 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man draws a card
0:01:31 [Monkey Man] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:01:33 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man plays Island from Hand
0:01:34 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man taps Island
0:01:35 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man plays Sol Ring from Hand
0:01:38 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> End my turn
0:01:38 [Tony] <Tony> ok
0:01:40 [Tony] It is now turn 8 (Tony)
0:01:40 [Tony] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:41 [Tony] Tony draws a card
0:01:42 [Monkey Man] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:01:43 [Monkey Man] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:01:43 [Tony] Tony plays Caves of Koilos from Hand
0:01:43 [Monkey Man] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:01:45 [Tony] Tony taps Plains
0:01:46 [Tony] Tony taps Swamp
0:01:46 [Tony] Tony taps Caves of Koilos
0:01:47 [Tony] Tony plays Edgewalker from Hand
0:01:47 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> ...
0:01:48 [Tony] Tony taps Edgewalker
0:01:49 [Tony] Tony untaps Edgewalker
0:01:52 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> wait
0:01:52 [Tony] <Tony> End my turn
0:01:54 [Tony] <Tony> ok
0:01:56 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> Ok
0:01:59 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> EOT
0:02:01 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man taps Island
0:02:01 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man taps Sol Ring
0:02:03 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man plays Meditate from Hand
0:02:04 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> Ok
0:02:04 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> Ok?
0:02:07 [Tony] <Tony> ok
0:02:08 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man draws a card
0:02:08 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man draws a card
0:02:09 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man draws a card
0:02:09 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man draws a card
0:02:11 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man puts Meditate to Graveyard from Play
0:02:13 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> go again
0:02:16 [Tony] Tony untaps Plains
0:02:16 [Tony] Tony untaps Mother of Runes
0:02:16 [Tony] Tony untaps Swamp
0:02:16 [Tony] Tony untaps Caves of Koilos
0:02:16 [Tony] Tony untaps Edgewalker
0:02:18 [Tony] Tony draws a card
0:02:22 [Tony] Tony taps Plains
0:02:23 [Tony] Tony taps Swamp
0:02:23 [Tony] Tony taps Caves of Koilos
0:02:26 [Tony] Tony plays Doubtless One from Hand
0:02:29 [Tony] Doubtless One is now 3/3
0:02:30 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> Ok
0:02:30 [Tony] Tony taps Mother of Runes
0:02:30 [Tony] Tony taps Edgewalker
0:02:36 [Tony] Tony untaps Edgewalker
0:02:36 [Tony] Tony untaps Mother of Runes
0:02:37 [Tony] Tony taps Edgewalker
0:02:40 [Tony] <Tony> End my turn
0:02:41 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man's life total is now 17 (-2)
0:02:42 [Tony] It is now turn 9 (Monkey Man)
0:02:42 [Tony] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:02:44 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man untaps his/her permanents
0:02:53 [Tony] <Tony> ok
0:02:55 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> do you have any idea how competitive vintage is played?
0:02:55 [Monkey Man] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:02:56 [Monkey Man] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:02:56 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man draws a card
0:02:57 [Monkey Man] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:03:02 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man plays Tolarian Academy from Hand
0:03:07 [Tony] <Tony> ok
0:03:08 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man taps Island
0:03:10 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man plays Ancestral Recall from Hand
0:03:12 [Tony] <Tony> ok
0:03:14 [Tony] <Tony> p9....
0:03:16 [Tony] <Tony> ok ok
0:03:16 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> ...
0:03:18 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> ....
0:03:25 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> this is vintage, what did you expect?
0:03:25 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man draws a card
0:03:26 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man draws a card
0:03:26 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man draws a card
0:03:30 [Tony] <Tony> i play..
0:03:31 [Tony] <Tony> t1..
0:03:32 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man puts Ancestral Recall to Graveyard from Play
0:03:33 [Tony] <Tony> no vintage..
0:03:38 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> t1 = type 1 = vintage
0:03:41 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man taps Sol Ring
0:03:42 [Tony] <Tony> no...
0:03:42 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man taps Island
0:03:44 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man plays Trinket Mage from Hand
0:03:45 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> Ok?
0:03:45 [Tony] <Tony> absolution...
0:03:51 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> absolution?


I have no idea what he's babbling about.

0:03:51 [Tony] <Tony> ok
0:03:56 [Tony] <Tony> ok ok
0:03:56 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> what are you talking about?
0:03:59 [Tony] <Tony> search..
0:03:59 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man is looking its Library...
0:04:03 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man puts Grindstone into play from Library
0:04:04 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man shuffles library
0:04:04 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man stops looking its Library...
0:04:06 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man puts Grindstone to Hand from Play
0:04:08 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man taps Tolarian Academy
0:04:09 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man plays Grindstone from Hand
0:04:12 [Monkey Man] Grindstone's note changed: red
0:04:14 [Tony] <Tony> ok
0:04:16 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> Thinking
0:04:18 [Tony] <Tony> ok
0:04:23 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man puts Mystic Remora to Graveyard from Hand
0:04:28 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man puts Polluted Delta to Graveyard from Hand
0:04:32 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> End my turn
0:04:35 [Tony] It is now turn 10 (Tony)
0:04:35 [Tony] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:04:37 [Tony] Tony untaps Plains
0:04:37 [Tony] Tony untaps Mother of Runes
0:04:37 [Tony] Tony untaps Swamp
0:04:37 [Tony] Tony untaps Caves of Koilos
0:04:37 [Tony] Tony untaps Edgewalker
0:04:37 [Tony] Tony untaps Doubtless One
0:04:38 [Tony] Tony draws a card
0:04:40 [Monkey Man] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:04:40 [Monkey Man] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:04:40 [Monkey Man] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:04:48 [Tony] Tony taps Doubtless One
0:04:52 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man's life total is now 14 (-3)
0:04:55 [Tony] Tony's life total is now 23 (+3)
0:04:56 [Monkey Man] It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
0:04:57 [Tony] <Tony> End my turn
0:04:59 [Tony] It is now turn 11 (Monkey Man)
0:04:59 [Tony] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:05:00 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man untaps his/her permanents
0:05:01 [Monkey Man] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:05:01 [Monkey Man] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:05:01 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man draws a card
0:05:02 [Monkey Man] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:05:04 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man taps Tolarian Academy
0:05:05 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man taps Island
0:05:06 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man plays Meditate from Hand
0:05:08 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man draws a card
0:05:08 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man draws a card
0:05:09 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man draws a card
0:05:09 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man draws a card
0:05:10 [Tony] <Tony> ok
0:05:12 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man puts Meditate to Graveyard from Play
0:05:15 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man plays Mox Sapphire from Hand
0:05:17 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man plays Mox Ruby from Hand
0:05:21 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man plays Island from Hand
0:05:23 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man taps Sol Ring
0:05:24 [Tony] <Tony> ok
0:05:26 [Monkey Man] Monkey Man plays Painter's Servant from Hand
0:05:31 [Monkey Man] Painter's Servant's note changed: red
0:05:33 [Tony] <Tony> Wait!
0:05:34 [Monkey Man] Grindstone's note cleared
0:05:34 [Tony] Tony taps Swamp
0:05:35 [Tony] Tony taps Caves of Koilos
0:05:35 [Tony] Tony plays Terror from Hand
0:05:38 [Tony] Tony puts Terror to Graveyard from Play

(He's targeting my Painter's Servant)

0:05:40 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> ??
0:05:42 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> for one thing
0:05:47 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> it's an artifact creature
0:05:50 [Tony] It is now turn 12 (Tony)
0:05:50 [Tony] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:05:52 [Tony] Tony untaps Plains
0:05:52 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> hello...
0:05:52 [Tony] Tony untaps Mother of Runes
0:05:53 [Tony] Tony untaps Swamp
0:05:53 [Tony] Tony untaps Caves of Koilos
0:05:53 [Tony] Tony untaps Edgewalker
0:05:53 [Tony] Tony untaps Doubtless One
0:05:53 [Tony] Tony draws a card
0:05:55 [Tony] Tony plays Caves of Koilos from Hand
0:05:59 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> you can't terror it...
0:05:59 [Tony] Tony is looking its Library...
0:06:07 [Tony] Tony puts card to Hand from Library
0:06:07 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> ok, you're a moron, then.
0:06:08 [Tony] Tony shuffles library
0:06:08 [Tony] Tony stops looking its Library...
0:06:11 [Monkey Man] <Monkey Man> one more for the logs!
0:06:12 [Tony] <Tony> a sry..
0:06:12 [<System>] <System> Session Lost
0:06:12 [<System>] <System> Disconnected[/sblock]

[sblock]Playing vintage.

(Riftstone Portal is in my graveyard)

0:03:10 [Ithilanor] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:03:20 [Ithilanor] Ithilanor taps City of Brass
0:03:24 [Ithilanor] Ithilanor untaps City of Brass
0:03:29 [Ithilanor] Ithilanor taps City of Brass
0:03:31 [Ithilanor] Ithilanor's life total is now 18 (-1)
0:03:32 [Ithilanor] Ithilanor taps Bazaar of Baghdad
0:03:33 [Ithilanor] Ithilanor plays Hide/Seek from Hand
0:03:36 [Ithilanor] Hide/Seek's note changed: seek
0:03:39 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> Ok?
0:03:41 [TUTOR] <TUTOR> Thinking
0:03:43 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> riftstone portal
0:03:51 [TUTOR] <TUTOR> Ok
0:03:52 [TUTOR] <TUTOR> Thinking
0:03:53 [TUTOR] It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
0:03:53 [TUTOR] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:04:04 [TUTOR] <TUTOR> PLAY?
0:04:09 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> what?
0:04:15 [TUTOR] <TUTOR> ?
0:04:18 [TUTOR] <TUTOR> POLAY?
0:04:21 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> what?
0:04:30 [TUTOR] <TUTOR> SAID ME YOU
0:04:42 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> what are you talking about?
0:04:59 [TUTOR] <TUTOR> IS SPLIT NOOB SPELL U PLAY?
0:05:14 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> hmm...maybe the one named in the note I put on it?
0:05:18 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> just maybe?
0:05:24 [TUTOR] <TUTOR> LOL
0:05:36 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> does it resolve or not?
0:05:43 [TUTOR] <TUTOR> BYE NOOB
0:05:45 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
0:05:49 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> ...
0:05:50 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> wtf.[/sblock]

[sblock]Playing a game I advertised as Extended...

0:06:27 [Ithilanor] Ithilanor plays Magma Jet from Hand
0:06:28 [Tiko[SPN]] Tiko[SPN] plays Daze from Hand
0:06:29 [Tiko[SPN]] Tiko[SPN] taps Island
0:06:30 [Tiko[SPN]] Tiko[SPN] taps Island
0:06:36 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> that's not extended-legal
0:06:44 [Tiko[SPN]] <Tiko[SPN]> yes
0:06:46 [Tiko[SPN]] Tiko[SPN] is now the controller of Magma Jet
0:06:49 [Tiko[SPN]] Tiko[SPN] puts Magma Jet to Graveyard from Play
0:06:51 [Tiko[SPN]] Tiko[SPN] puts Daze to Graveyard from Play
0:06:53 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> what?
0:06:54 [Tiko[SPN]] <Tiko[SPN]> 5
0:06:54 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> dude
0:07:00 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> daze is from nemesis
0:07:10 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> extended only goes as far back as invasion
0:07:11 [Tiko[SPN]] <Tiko[SPN]> come or not???
0:07:22 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> in other words
0:07:28 [Tiko[SPN]] <Tiko[SPN]> come or not
0:07:29 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> you're not playing an extended deck
0:07:36 [Tiko[SPN]] <Tiko[SPN]> come or not???????
0:07:37 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> what on earth are you talking about?
0:07:38 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> goodbye.
0:07:39 [<System>] <System> Session Lost
0:07:39 [<System>] <System> Disconnected[/sblock]

And last, but definitely not least...

0:06:26 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> you do realize you're playing a pretty subpar deck, right?
0:06:29 [Greel] Greel sacrifices Telling Time
0:06:31 [Greel] It is now turn 17 (Ithilanor)
0:06:31 [Greel] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:06:36 [Ithilanor] Ithilanor untaps his/her permanents
0:06:36 [Ithilanor] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:06:37 [Ithilanor] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:06:38 [Ithilanor] Ithilanor draws a card
0:06:38 [Ithilanor] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:06:40 [Greel] <Greel> what is a subpar?
0:06:47 [Ithilanor] <Ithilanor> ...

EDIT: Is there any sigblock code on this forum?

[Shock Wave]

Sephiroth is now going by Juiced-Up Sephiroth. 

I saw the name and decided to confirm if it was him, and was rewarded with his insightful revelation that I am the BIGGEST PANSY IN MTG HISTORY. 

This of course, came after his Long deck got owned by Explosives at 0 to his 2 moxen and Glimmervoid.

Now it's Juiced-Up Rambo Sephiroth, or something equally silly. The only reason I joined the game was because his name was so long you couldn't see the "Sephiroth" part... And the same thing happened to me. He started saying all sorts of offensive things after I extirpated his tendrils first game and played chalice at one, on my first turn, second game. I guess he's just a sore loser.

Anyone have an idea where this idiot is from? I'm guessing he is not from North America, because his English is rather poor. Anyone ever try to snag his IP? I'd love to find out where this fool is located.

[Anusien]

Sephiroth is now going by Juiced-Up Sephiroth. 

I saw the name and decided to confirm if it was him, and was rewarded with his insightful revelation that I am the BIGGEST PANSY IN MTG HISTORY. 

This of course, came after his Long deck got owned by Explosives at 0 to his 2 moxen and Glimmervoid.

Now it's Juiced-Up Rambo Sephiroth, or something equally silly. The only reason I joined the game was because his name was so long you couldn't see the "Sephiroth" part... And the same thing happened to me. He started saying all sorts of offensive things after I extirpated his tendrils first game and played chalice at one, on my first turn, second game. I guess he's just a sore loser.

Anyone have an idea where this idiot is from? I'm guessing he is not from North America, because his English is rather poor. Anyone ever try to snag his IP? I'd love to find out where this fool is located.

Successful troll is successful.

[Prodigal_Sorceress]

Sepheroth is now Priest Sepheroth. He's still an ass, but his reaction is pretty funny when you kill him.

Also, I just found someone else you shouldn't play. It is game 3 of the match, he's playing Mana'd Ichorid and I am playing UWB Fish. I declare attackers with my Jotun Grunt and Mishra's Factory, he has 2 2/2 Zombie tokens in play, I have a 2nd Mishra's Factory and a STP in hand. He declares blockers with both of his tokens on my Jotun Grunt, and when I try to Swords one of them after blockers, before damage, this happens.

<UGILIS> not working that way
<UGILIS> doesnt work that way
<UGILIS> u may do that before u declare attack
<Prodigal_Sorceress> im targeting one of your zombie tokens before damage
<UGILIS> check ww.wizards.com
<UGILIS> check the rules
<System> Player Lost

I'm still at lost as to why he does this. I guess some people just don't like to admit defeat.

[Implacable]

Scorched, after I realized he should have taken two more damage with my two Tarmogoyfs (and I realized this less than a full turn after the fact, when it had no effect on his strategy):

<Implacable> Last turn, it should have been -6
<Implacable> Forgot Instants
It is now turn 10 (Implacable)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Implacable untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Implacable draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Implacable taps Wasteland
Implacable plays Sensei's Divining Top from Hand
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
Implacable taps Tarmogoyf
Implacable taps Tarmogoyf
Scorched's life total is now 8 (-6)
<Implacable> -2 more
It is now turn 11 (Scorched)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<Implacable> End my turn
Scorched untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Scorched draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Scorched taps Island
Scorched taps Swamp
Scorched taps Island
Scorched plays Dimir Cutpurse from Hand
Implacable taps Tropical Island
Implacable is looking top 3 cards of its Library...
Implacable stops looking its Library...
<Implacable> Ok
It is now turn 12 (Implacable)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<Scorched> End my turn
Implacable untaps his/her permanents
<Implacable> -2 more lianfe
<Implacable> *life
<Scorched> u keep count not me =itreversible
<Scorched> irreversible
<Implacable> Lol.  Umm...   Can I post this on TMD?

I like me some itreversible play errors, even if they ain't.

[Grand Inquisitor]

They should do a psychological study on Sephiroth.

[pierce]

Captain Parker is someone to be avoided. The guy is just rude. I had posted "T1, Vintage, Tier One Please, No Jank" after like ten games vs people with ravanger. He hopped on with some mono black jank.

I duressed him first turn, and after taking mana vault, he jacked the turn over to him, w/o me saying done. Apparantly no moxen or loti exist in his mind. But what really got me was this on turn two:

pierce taps Black Lotus
pierce puts Black Lotus to Graveyard from Play
pierce plays Timetwister from Hand
CaptainParker puts Dark Confidant to Graveyard from Hand
CaptainParker puts Dark Confidant to Graveyard from Hand
CaptainParker puts Grim Monolith to Graveyard from Hand
CaptainParker puts Swamp to Graveyard from Hand
CaptainParker puts Swamp to Graveyard from Hand
CaptainParker puts Memory Jar to Graveyard from Hand
CaptainParker draws a card
CaptainParker draws a card
CaptainParker draws a card
CaptainParker draws a card
CaptainParker draws a card
pierce moves all cards from Hand to Library
CaptainParker draws a card
CaptainParker draws a card
pierce moves all cards from Graveyard to Library
pierce moves all cards from Graveyard to Library
pierce moves all cards from Graveyard to Library
pierce moves all cards from Graveyard to Library
<pierce> dude
<pierce> no
<CaptainParker> yes
<pierce> shuffle that hand and grave up
CaptainParker puts a Swamp on top of Library from Graveyard
<pierce> no graveyards
CaptainParker puts a Swamp on top of Library from Graveyard
CaptainParker puts a Memory Jar on top of Library from Graveyard
CaptainParker puts a Grim Monolith on top of Library from Graveyard
CaptainParker puts a Dark Confidant on top of Library from Graveyard
pierce shuffles library
CaptainParker puts a Dark Confidant on top of Library from Graveyard
pierce shuffles library
CaptainParker puts a Mana Vault on top of Library from Graveyard
pierce shuffles library
pierce shuffles library
CaptainParker puts a card on top of Library from Hand
pierce shuffles library
CaptainParker puts a card on top of Library from Hand
CaptainParker puts a card on top of Library from Hand
CaptainParker puts a card on top of Library from Hand
CaptainParker puts a card on top of Library from Hand
CaptainParker puts a card on top of Library from Hand
CaptainParker puts a card on top of Library from Hand
CaptainParker shuffles library
pierce shuffles library
pierce shuffles library
pierce shuffles library
CaptainParker draws 7 cards
pierce draws 7 cards
pierce puts Timetwister to Graveyard from Play
pierce plays Underground Sea from Hand
pierce taps Underground Sea
pierce plays Duress from Hand
CaptainParker plays Mishra's Workshop from Hand
CaptainParker plays Megrim from Hand
CaptainParker plays Mishra's Workshop from Hand
CaptainParker plays Duress from Hand
CaptainParker plays Hypnotic Specter from Hand
CaptainParker plays Ancient Tomb from Hand
CaptainParker plays Sensei's Divining Top from Hand
<pierce> duress
CaptainParker puts Duress to Graveyard from Play
CaptainParker puts Sensei's Divining Top to Hand from Play
CaptainParker puts Mishra's Workshop to Hand from Play
CaptainParker puts Megrim to Hand from Play
CaptainParker puts Mishra's Workshop to Hand from Play
CaptainParker puts Hypnotic Specter to Hand from Play
CaptainParker puts Ancient Tomb to Hand from Play
It is now turn 4 (CaptainParker)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<pierce> god i thought i said tier one only
CaptainParker untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
CaptainParker draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<pierce> Wait!
<pierce> Wait!
<pierce> Wait!
<pierce> Wait!
<pierce> Wait!
<pierce> Wait!
<pierce> Wait!
<pierce> Wait!
<pierce> Wait!
<pierce> Wait!
<pierce> Wait!
<pierce> Wait!
<pierce> Wait!
<pierce> Wait!
<pierce> cmon
<CaptainParker> its my game
<CaptainParker> LOL
<pierce> i have blue floating
<CaptainParker> moron
<System> Player Lost

i had an ancestral in hand, a blue floating, and a storm of like six. he just jacked the turn, insulted me, and disconnected. This is after I advertised as Tier One Please, and he brought a megrim deck.

I guess I'm a moron 


EDIT: just hopped back on.  Sepiroth plays as this guy now.
<Ghillie Sniper> Do you want to concede?

[KnowmaD]

So far this magic workstation is pissing me off.  I can't even complain about someone if I wanted to.  Playing noobs in person doesn't bother me much.  By the sounds of it an look of the playing,  I'm sure I won' t have nearly as much patience online (an being a Dr. that puts me in an awkward position).  I am sort of new to this computer stuff.  Not having one growing up can make it a bit tricky at times without proper Familiarity. 

My question is.  Can someone please help me find a version compatible with APPLE.  If there is one.

                                                                                                                 Thanks
                                                                                                            Dr. Knowmad

[LordHomerCat]

So far this magic workstation is pissing me off.  I can't even complain about someone if I wanted to.  Playing noobs in person doesn't bother me much.  By the sounds of it an look of the playing,  I'm sure I won' t have nearly as much patience online (an being a Dr. that puts me in an awkward position).  I am sort of new to this computer stuff.  Not having one growing up can make it a bit tricky at times without proper Familiarity. 

My question is.  Can someone please help me find a version compatible with APPLE.  If there is one.

                                                                                                                 Thanks
                                                                                                            Dr. Knowmad

Mac users on this forum have suggested a program called Mindless Automaton.  As a non-Apple user, I can't really tell you anything about it, but I know that I've seen it mentioned many times as a way to run the equivalent of Workstation on a Mac.  From google: http://mindless.sourceforge.net/

[LotusHead]

EDIT: just hopped back on.  Sepiroth plays as this guy now.
<Ghillie Sniper> Do you want to concede?

I played against Ghillie Sniper twice.  First time, he was a jerk very early on.  Second time, he played nice until he was about to combo off.  He put a "Retard" token into play.  He's Sephiroth for sure.  A well know TMDr asked me if he though Sephiroth was a well known Vintage player, and I told him "No, well known vintage players don't want to hurt vintage..."

[Eastman]

Yah I'd definitely add in Ghillie Sniper to this list.  I don't mind people trash talking but she makes a lot of random tokens and steals cards and does other things violative of the game rules that are very distracting.  She probably doesn't realize those little card tricks are cheats cuz they deal with field of play? Anyway it's a pain don't play her. 

[Lurker101]

Blake is a dick... Really cocky and rude.
draws a card
0:02:58 [Blake] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:03:00 [Blake] Blake rearranges cards in Blake's Hand
0:03:10 [Blake] It is now turn 8 (Galen)
0:03:10 [Blake] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:03:21 [Galen] Galen untaps his/her permanents
0:03:24 [Galen] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:03:25 [Galen] Galen taps Mox Sapphire
0:03:26 [Galen] Galen taps Volcanic Island
0:03:27 [Galen] Galen taps Tropical Island
0:03:37 [Galen] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:03:39 [Galen] Galen draws a card
0:03:43 [Galen] <Galen> End my turn
0:03:47 [Blake] It is now turn 9 (Blake)
0:03:47 [Blake] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:03:48 [Blake] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:03:48 [Blake] Blake draws a card
0:03:48 [Blake] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:03:52 [Blake] Blake taps Wasteland
0:03:53 [Blake] Blake plays Mana Vault from Hand
0:03:55 [Blake] Blake taps Mana Vault
0:03:56 [Blake] Blake taps Wasteland
0:03:58 [Blake] Blake plays Jester's Cap from Hand
0:04:00 [Blake] It is now turn 10 (Galen)
0:04:00 [Blake] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:04:03 [Galen] Galen draws a card
0:04:03 [Galen] Galen draws a card
0:04:10 [Galen] Galen untaps his/her permanents
0:04:16 [Galen] Galen puts Mystic Remora to Graveyard from Play
0:04:21 [Galen] Galen plays Underground Sea from Hand
0:04:24 [Galen] Galen taps Tropical Island
0:04:25 [Galen] Galen taps Volcanic Island
0:04:26 [Galen] Galen taps Underground Sea
0:04:29 [Galen] Galen plays Dark Ritual from Hand
0:04:33 [Galen] Galen plays Hypnotic Specter from Hand
0:04:36 [Galen] Galen plays Tarmogoyf from Hand
0:04:55 [Galen] Tarmogoyf is now 2/3
0:04:57 [Galen] Galen puts Dark Ritual to Graveyard from Play
0:05:03 [Galen] <Galen> End my turn
0:05:05 [Blake] It is now turn 11 (Blake)
0:05:05 [Blake] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:05:06 [Blake] Blake untaps his/her permanents
0:05:06 [Blake] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:05:07 [Blake] Blake's life total is now 19 (-1)
0:05:08 [Blake] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:05:08 [Blake] Blake draws a card
0:05:08 [Blake] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:05:12 [Blake] Blake taps Wasteland
0:05:13 [Blake] Blake taps Mox Pearl
0:05:19 [Blake] Blake untaps Wasteland
0:05:19 [Blake] Blake untaps Mox Pearl
0:05:21 [Blake] <Blake> Thinking
0:05:24 [Galen] <Galen> Ok
0:05:31 [Blake] Blake taps Wasteland
0:05:31 [Blake] Blake taps Mox Pearl
0:05:33 [Blake] Blake plays Balance from Hand
0:05:46 [Galen] Galen plays Force of Will from Hand
0:05:49 [Galen] Galen puts Force of Will to RFG from Hand
0:05:56 [Galen] Galen's life total is now 19 (-1)
0:06:00 [Blake] Blake puts Balance to Graveyard from Play
0:06:03 [Blake] It is now turn 12 (Galen)
0:06:03 [Blake] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:06:04 [Galen] Galen puts Force of Will to Graveyard from Play
0:06:07 [Galen] Galen taps Tarmogoyf
0:06:10 [Galen] Galen untaps Tarmogoyf
0:06:19 [Galen] Tarmogoyf is now 3/4
0:06:24 [Galen] Galen untaps his/her permanents
0:06:27 [Galen] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:06:28 [Galen] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:06:31 [Galen] Galen draws a card
0:06:36 [Galen] Galen plays Thorn of Amethyst from Hand
0:06:37 [Galen] Galen taps Mox Sapphire
0:06:38 [Galen] Galen taps Volcanic Island
0:06:41 [Galen] Galen taps Underground Sea
0:06:42 [Galen] Galen taps Tropical Island
0:06:44 [Galen] Galen plays Tarmogoyf from Hand
0:06:54 [Galen] Tarmogoyf is now 3/4
0:06:56 [Galen] Galen taps Hypnotic Specter
0:06:57 [Galen] Galen taps Tarmogoyf
0:07:13 [Galen] <Galen> Ok?
0:07:16 [Blake] <Blake> dude could attack have ANY other possible target?
0:07:23 [Blake] <Blake> any planeswalkers on the board?
0:07:24 [Blake] <Blake> -.-
0:07:31 [Blake] Blake's life total is now 14 (-5)
0:07:42 [Blake] <Blake> stop pointing the obvious and play fast dude
0:07:46 [Galen] <Galen> k
0:07:56 [Galen] <Galen> discard for specter
0:08:02 [Blake] Blake discards a card at random: Sphere of Resistance
0:08:10 [Blake] <Blake> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzz
0:08:10 [Galen] <Galen> End my turn
0:08:12 [Blake] It is now turn 13 (Blake)
0:08:12 [Blake] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:08:13 [Blake] Blake untaps his/her permanents
0:08:14 [Blake] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:08:14 [Blake] Blake's life total is now 13 (-1)
0:08:15 [Blake] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:08:15 [Blake] Blake draws a card
0:08:15 [Blake] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:08:20 [Blake] Blake plays Strip Mine from Hand
0:08:21 [Blake] Blake taps Mox Pearl
0:08:22 [Blake] Blake taps Wasteland
0:08:24 [Blake] Blake sacrifices Jester's Cap
0:08:34 [Blake] <Blake> ...
0:08:36 [Galen] <Galen> Ok
0:08:38 [Blake] <Blake> Im waiting
0:08:51 [Galen] Galen is looking its Library...
0:08:57 [Galen] Galen shuffles library
0:08:57 [Galen] Galen stops looking its Library...
0:08:58 [Galen] <Galen> Ok
0:08:58 [Blake] <Blake> show me your library....
0:09:01 [Galen] <Galen> how?
0:09:07 [Galen] <Galen> sorry
0:09:20 [Blake] <Blake> cant you read the buttons of this game?
0:09:29 [Blake] <Blake> upper part of the screen, "show" tag
0:09:40 [Blake] Blake is looking opponent's Library...
0:10:49 [Blake] <Blake> remove the fows and the time walk
0:10:54 [Blake] Galen shuffles library
0:10:54 [Blake] Blake stops looking opponent's Library...
0:10:56 [Galen] <Galen> Ok
0:11:05 [Galen] Galen is looking top 46 cards of its Library...
0:11:08 [Blake] <Blake> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzz
0:11:10 [Galen] Galen puts Force of Will to RFG from Library
0:11:13 [Galen] Galen puts Time Walk to RFG from Library
0:11:15 [Galen] Galen puts Force of Will to RFG from Library
0:11:19 [Galen] Galen stops looking its Library...
0:11:24 [Galen] Galen untaps his/her permanents
0:11:37 [Galen] Tarmogoyf is now 4/5
0:11:47 [Galen] Tarmogoyf is now 4/5
0:12:01 [Galen] It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
0:12:05 [Galen] Galen taps Tarmogoyf
0:12:07 [Galen] Galen taps Hypnotic Specter
0:12:08 [Galen] Galen taps Tarmogoyf
0:12:10 [Blake] <Blake> draw?
0:12:14 [Galen] Galen draws a card
0:12:20 [Blake] Blake's life total is now 3 (-10)
0:12:20 [Galen] Galen taps Tropical Island
0:12:29 [Galen] Galen taps Volcanic Island
0:12:32 [Galen] Galen plays Vexing Shusher from Hand
0:12:36 [Galen] <Galen> End my turn
0:12:38 [Blake] It is now turn 14 (Galen)
0:12:38 [Blake] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:12:39 [Blake] It is now turn 15 (Blake)
0:12:39 [Blake] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:12:40 [Blake] Blake untaps his/her permanents
0:12:40 [Blake] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:12:41 [Blake] Blake's life total is now 2 (-1)
0:12:41 [Blake] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:12:41 [Blake] Blake draws a card
0:12:42 [Blake] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:12:51 [Blake] <Blake> nice mana screwed to death...
0:13:02 [Galen] <Galen> gg
0:13:07 [Blake] <Opponent is requesting a new game>
0:00:00 [Blake] Blake shuffles library
0:00:00 [Blake] <Blake> God Doesn't Heal Amputees.Think About This.
0:00:00 [Blake] Blake draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [Galen] <> g2g
0:00:00 [Blake] <Blake> gg?
0:00:00 [Blake] <Blake> it sucked
0:00:00 [Blake] <Blake> yea scoop noob