0:04:47 [aRcH] aRcH plays Intuition from Hand
0:04:54 [aRcH] aRcH is looking its Grimório...
0:05:07 [aRcH] aRcH puts Time Spiral into play from Library
0:05:12 [aRcH] aRcH puts Time Spiral into play from Library
0:05:14 [aRcH] aRcH puts Time Spiral into play from Library0:05:28 [Zherbus] <Zherbus> isn't that restricted?0:05:30 [aRcH] aRcH puts Intuition to Graveyard from Play
0:05:37 [aRcH] <aRcH> no
0:05:42 [Zherbus] <Zherbus> Ok
0:05:44 [aRcH] <aRcH> BLACK LOTUS is restricked and banned ^^Ok, so it's late and I got nothing else going on so I see what other gems he has. I ride it out. Somehow, after tapping out to play Intuition, he magically untaps his Academy to cast Time Spiral in the same turn. Again, I should be disconnecting here, but like any good train wreck I have to see more.
0:05:51 [aRcH] aRcH untaps Tolarian Academy
0:05:53 [aRcH] aRcH puts Time Spiral to RFG from Play
0:05:58 [aRcH] aRcH puts a Intuition on top of Library from Graveyard
0:05:58 [aRcH] aRcH puts a Mox Diamond on top of Library from Graveyard
0:05:58 [aRcH] aRcH puts a Time Spiral on top of Library from Graveyard
0:05:58 [aRcH] aRcH puts a Time Spiral on top of Library from Graveyard
0:05:58 [aRcH] aRcH puts a Mana Vault on top of Library from Graveyard
0:05:58 [aRcH] aRcH puts a Voltaic Key on top of Library from Graveyard
0:05:58 [aRcH] aRcH puts a Mind Over Matter on top of Library from Graveyard
0:06:04 [aRcH] <aRcH> u too
0:06:07 [aRcH] <aRcH> shuffle all
0:06:07 [Zherbus] <Zherbus> wait what are you doing
0:06:12 [aRcH] aRcH puts Time Spiral into play from RFG
0:06:16 [aRcH] aRcH taps Tolarian Academy
0:06:34 [aRcH] aRcH untaps Tolarian Academy
0:06:37 [aRcH] aRcH puts Time Spiral to RFG from Play
0:06:43 [Zherbus] Zherbus plays Force of Will from Hand
0:06:51 [aRcH] <aRcH> ah
0:06:52 [Zherbus] <Zherbus> don't wait for me to counter or anything
0:06:54 [aRcH] <aRcH> now ?
0:06:57 [aRcH] <aRcH> u didnt said
0:06:58 [aRcH] <aRcH> -.-
So I assume he had the decency to scoop, so we go to "game 2".
0:00:00 [Zherbus] Zherbus shuffles library
0:00:00 [Zherbus] <Zherbus> I am ready.
0:00:00 [Zherbus] Zherbus draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [aRcH] It is now turn 1 (Zherbus)
0:00:00 [aRcH] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:00 [Zherbus] Zherbus shuffles library
0:00:04 [aRcH] aRcH shuffles library
0:00:05 [aRcH] aRcH draws 7 cards
0:00:18 [aRcH] aRcH rolled a 13, using a 20 sided die
0:00:19 [Zherbus] Zherbus shuffles library
0:00:20 [Zherbus] Zherbus draws 7 cards
0:00:23 [aRcH] <aRcH> kp
0:00:28 [Zherbus] <Zherbus> I'll keep
0:00:32 [aRcH] <aRcH> dice
0:00:38 [Zherbus] <Zherbus> you lost
0:00:40 [Zherbus] <Zherbus> so you go
0:00:41 [aRcH] <aRcH> lol
0:00:43 [aRcH] <aRcH> u lost
0:00:50 [Zherbus] <Zherbus> how is that?
0:00:53 [aRcH] <aRcH> u didnt said about the counter
0:01:05 [Zherbus] <Zherbus> lol, you just went though.
0:01:05 [aRcH] <aRcH> so we're restarting
0:01:07 [Zherbus] <Zherbus>
http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=judge/resources/sfrvintage0:01:09 [Zherbus] <Zherbus> look at that
0:01:20 [aRcH] <aRcH> restritec isnt prohibited
0:01:25 [aRcH] <aRcH> just got restrictions
0:01:30 [Zherbus] <Zherbus> then this isn't type 1
0:01:45 [aRcH] <aRcH> my deck is type 1
0:01:48 [aRcH] <aRcH> your deck isnt0:01:53 [aRcH] <aRcH> cuz u use black lotus
0:01:58 [aRcH] <aRcH> banned card
0:02:02 [aRcH] <aRcH> but ok
0:02:03 [Zherbus] <Zherbus> look at the banned/restricted list
0:02:07 [Zherbus] <Zherbus> i just gave you the link
0:02:08 [aRcH] <aRcH> its vintage
0:02:15 [Zherbus] <Zherbus> black lotus is one-of, just like time spiral
0:02:25 [aRcH] <aRcH> y
0:02:36 [aRcH] <aRcH> and ???
0:03:05 [Zherbus] Zherbus rolled a 19, using a 20 sided die
0:03:08 [Zherbus] <Zherbus> i play
0:03:10 [aRcH] <aRcH> ok
I feel like this guy cannot be for real. But it gets better.
0:05:44 [aRcH] aRcH untaps his/her permanents
0:05:45 [aRcH] aRcH taps Mana Vault
0:05:48 [aRcH] aRcH draws a card
0:05:53 [aRcH] aRcH taps Tolarian Academy
0:05:55 [aRcH] aRcH untaps Mana Vault
0:05:58 [aRcH] <aRcH> End my turn
0:06:04 [Zherbus] <Zherbus> read mana vault
0:06:15 [Zherbus] <Zherbus> and when does it say you can do it?
0:06:15 [aRcH] <aRcH> Ok?
0:06:29 [aRcH] <aRcH> but i did at my maintance
0:06:34 [aRcH] <aRcH> i dont using phases0:06:38 [Zherbus] <Zherbus> lol ok
0:06:41 [aRcH] <aRcH> just because that
Wow. People on MWS customarily are awfuls, but this guy actually made my night. I hope it elicited a chuckle from someone else too.