Official TMD "Players to avoid on MWS" list

[Tha Gunslinga]

<Slinga> wait
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Irish power draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Slinga> you have to pay 2 for force
Irish power taps Misty Rainforest
Irish power untaps Misty Rainforest
<Irish power> no
<Slinga> yes
<Irish power> noob
<Slinga> 2 thorns
<System> Player Lost

[clayparson]

This was in a Type 2 game, so maybe this isn't the place for it, but this is just too good not to post.



0:02:34 [Clayparson] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:02:36 [Clayparson] Clayparson taps Mountain
0:02:36 [Clayparson] Clayparson taps Forest
0:02:36 [Clayparson] Clayparson taps Mountain
0:02:36 [Clayparson] Clayparson taps Swamp
0:02:36 [Clayparson] Clayparson taps Swamp
0:02:36 [Clayparson] Clayparson taps Forest
0:02:38 [Clayparson] Clayparson plays Rampaging Baloths from Hand
0:02:40 [Clayparson] Clayparson plays Verdant Catacombs from Hand
0:02:42 [I'M ALL-IN] <I'M ALL-IN> ok
0:02:45 [I'M ALL-IN] <I'M ALL-IN> you are strong
0:02:50 [Clayparson] Clayparson puts a 4/4 Beast token into play
0:02:54 [Clayparson] <Clayparson> shut up and play
0:02:55 [Clayparson] <Clayparson> End my turn
0:02:59 [I'M ALL-IN] <I'M ALL-IN> asshole
0:03:01 [I'M ALL-IN] It is now turn 14 (I'M ALL-IN)
0:03:01 [I'M ALL-IN] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:03:02 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN untaps his/her permanents
0:03:02 [I'M ALL-IN] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:03:02 [I'M ALL-IN] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:03:03 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN draws a card
0:03:03 [I'M ALL-IN] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:03:05 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN plays Mountain from Hand
0:03:07 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN looks at a card
0:03:09 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN taps Jwar Isle Refuge
0:03:09 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN taps Mountain
0:03:09 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN taps Crumbling Necropolis
0:03:09 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN taps Akoum Refuge
0:03:09 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN taps Island
0:03:09 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN taps Island
0:03:09 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN taps Mountain
0:03:10 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN plays Sphinx of Lost Truths from Hand
0:03:12 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN draws a card
0:03:12 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN draws a card
0:03:12 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN draws a card
0:03:14 [I'M ALL-IN] It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
0:03:15 [I'M ALL-IN] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
0:03:15 [Clayparson] I'M ALL-IN taps Sphinx of Jwar Isle
0:03:16 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN taps Sphinx of Jwar Isle
0:03:17 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN looks at a card
0:03:19 [Clayparson] Clayparson's life total is now 13 (-5)
0:03:21 [I'M ALL-IN] It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
0:03:22 [I'M ALL-IN] <I'M ALL-IN> End my turn
0:03:25 [Clayparson] Clayparson sacrifices Verdant Catacombs
0:03:27 [Clayparson] Clayparson's life total is now 12 (-1)
0:03:28 [Clayparson] Clayparson is looking its Library...
0:03:32 [Clayparson] Clayparson puts Swamp into play from Library
0:03:33 [Clayparson] Clayparson shuffles library
0:03:33 [Clayparson] Clayparson stops looking its Library...
0:03:35 [Clayparson] Clayparson duplicates Beast
0:03:38 [Clayparson] It is now turn 15 (Clayparson)
0:03:38 [Clayparson] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:03:38 [Clayparson] Clayparson untaps his/her permanents
0:03:39 [Clayparson] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:03:40 [Clayparson] Clayparson draws a card
0:03:40 [Clayparson] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:03:48 [Clayparson] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
0:03:49 [Clayparson] Clayparson taps Rampaging Baloths
0:03:49 [Clayparson] Clayparson taps Beast
0:03:49 [Clayparson] Clayparson taps Beast
0:03:50 [I'M ALL-IN] Clayparson taps Rampaging Baloths
0:03:50 [I'M ALL-IN] Clayparson taps Beast
0:03:50 [I'M ALL-IN] Clayparson taps Beast
0:03:53 [Clayparson] <Clayparson> Ok
0:03:56 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN's life total is now 12 (-10)
0:03:58 [Clayparson] It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
0:04:08 [Clayparson] Clayparson plays Verdant Catacombs from Hand
0:04:10 [Clayparson] Clayparson duplicates Beast
0:04:10 [Clayparson] Clayparson untaps Beast
0:04:12 [I'M ALL-IN] <I'M ALL-IN> lol
0:04:14 [Clayparson] Clayparson sacrifices Verdant Catacombs
0:04:15 [I'M ALL-IN] <I'M ALL-IN> another fetch
0:04:16 [Clayparson] Clayparson's life total is now 11 (-1)
0:04:17 [I'M ALL-IN] <I'M ALL-IN> dumbass
0:04:17 [Clayparson] Clayparson is looking its Library...
0:04:22 [Clayparson] Clayparson puts Forest into play from Library
0:04:24 [Clayparson] Clayparson shuffles library
0:04:24 [Clayparson] Clayparson stops looking its Library...
0:04:25 [Clayparson] Clayparson duplicates Beast
0:04:27 [Clayparson] Clayparson taps Forest
0:04:28 [Clayparson] Clayparson taps Forest
0:04:29 [Clayparson] Clayparson taps Forest
0:04:33 [Clayparson] Clayparson plays Harrow from Hand
0:04:35 [Clayparson] Clayparson sacrifices Forest
0:04:37 [Clayparson] Clayparson is looking its Library...
0:04:39 [Clayparson] Clayparson puts Island into play from Library
0:04:41 [Clayparson] Clayparson puts Island into play from Library
0:04:42 [Clayparson] Clayparson shuffles library
0:04:42 [Clayparson] Clayparson stops looking its Library...
0:04:43 [Clayparson] Clayparson puts Harrow to Graveyard from Play
0:04:45 [Clayparson] Clayparson taps Mountain
0:04:45 [Clayparson] Clayparson taps Mountain
0:04:45 [Clayparson] Clayparson taps Swamp
0:04:45 [Clayparson] Clayparson taps Swamp
0:04:45 [Clayparson] Clayparson taps Swamp
0:04:45 [Clayparson] Clayparson taps Island
0:04:45 [Clayparson] Clayparson taps Island
0:04:46 [Clayparson] Clayparson plays Cruel Ultimatum from Hand
0:04:57 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN is now the controller of Mountain
0:04:57 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN is now the controller of Forest
0:04:57 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN is now the controller of Mountain
0:04:57 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN is now the controller of Swamp
0:04:57 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN is now the controller of Swamp
0:04:57 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN is now the controller of Forest
0:04:57 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN is now the controller of Rampaging Baloths
0:04:57 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN is now the controller of Beast
0:04:57 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN is now the controller of Swamp
0:04:57 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN is now the controller of Beast
0:04:57 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN is now the controller of Beast
0:04:57 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN is now the controller of Beast
0:04:57 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN is now the controller of Island
0:04:57 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN is now the controller of Island
0:04:57 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN is now the controller of Cruel Ultimatum
0:05:00 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN puts Mountain to Hand from Play
0:05:00 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN puts Island to Hand from Play
0:05:00 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN puts Island to Hand from Play
0:05:00 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN puts Mountain to Hand from Play
0:05:00 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN puts Forest to Hand from Play
0:05:00 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN puts Mountain to Hand from Play
0:05:00 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN puts Swamp to Hand from Play
0:05:00 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN puts Forest to Hand from Play
0:05:00 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN puts Swamp to Hand from Play
0:05:00 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN destroys  token Beast
0:05:00 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN destroys  token Beast
0:05:00 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN destroys  token Beast
0:05:00 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN puts Island to Hand from Play
0:05:00 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN puts Island to Hand from Play
0:05:03 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN puts Jwar Isle Refuge to Hand from Play
0:05:03 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN puts Crumbling Necropolis to Hand from Play
0:05:03 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN puts Akoum Refuge to Hand from Play
0:05:03 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN puts Sphinx of Jwar Isle to Hand from Play
0:05:03 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN puts Sphinx of Lost Truths to Hand from Play
0:05:03 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN puts Mountain to Hand from Play
0:05:03 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN puts Rampaging Baloths to Hand from Play
0:05:03 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN destroys  token Beast
0:05:03 [I'M ALL-IN] I'M ALL-IN puts Cruel Ultimatum to Hand from Play
0:05:07 [Clayparson] <Clayparson> um, ok?
0:05:09 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
0:06:39 [<System>] <System> Session Lost
0:06:39 [<System>] <System> Disconnected

[TracerBullet]

Someone who storms out when losing in a comeback fashion claiming to be the guy who knows the rules-

<-------- New Game Started -------->
TracerBullet's Security Code: 66D6063F/sb [Type 1]
TheSin's Security Code: CE717C2D/sb [Type 1]
It is now turn 2 (TheSin)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<TheSin> kp
<TracerBullet> kp
TheSin plays Plains from Hand
TheSin plays Mox Emerald from Hand
TheSin taps Mox Emerald
TheSin taps Plains
TheSin plays Kataki, War's Wage from Hand
<TheSin> End my turn
<TracerBullet> Ok
It is now turn 3 (TracerBullet)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
TracerBullet draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
TracerBullet plays Mishra's Workshop from Hand
TracerBullet plays Mana Crypt from Hand
Mana Crypt's note changed: Heads = Damage
TracerBullet plays Mox Emerald from Hand
TracerBullet taps Mishra's Workshop
TracerBullet taps Mox Emerald
TracerBullet untaps Mishra's Workshop
TracerBullet untaps Mox Emerald
TracerBullet taps Mishra's Workshop
TracerBullet taps Mox Emerald
TracerBullet plays Smokestack from Hand
<TheSin> Ok
<TracerBullet> End my turn
TheSin untaps Mox Emerald
TheSin untaps Plains
It is now turn 4 (TheSin)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
TheSin sacrifices Mox Emerald
TheSin puts Mox Emerald into play from Graveyard
TheSin taps Mox Emerald
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
TheSin draws a card
TheSin plays Island from Hand
TheSin taps Island
TheSin taps Plains
TheSin plays Meddling Mage from Hand
<TracerBullet> Ok
Meddling Mage's note changed: Tanglewire
<TracerBullet> Ok
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
TracerBullet's life total is now 18 (-2)
TheSin taps Kataki, War's Wage
TheSin taps Kataki, War's Wage
<TheSin> End my turn
It is now turn 5 (TracerBullet)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
TracerBullet untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
TracerBullet flips a coin: HEADS
TracerBullet's life total is now 17 (-1)
TracerBullet's life total is now 16 (-1)
TracerBullet's life total is now 15 (-1)
Smokestack now has 1 (+1) counters.
TracerBullet taps Mana Crypt
TracerBullet taps Mox Emerald
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
TracerBullet draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
TracerBullet taps Mishra's Workshop
TracerBullet plays Mana Vault from Hand
<TheSin> Ok
<TracerBullet> Thinking
TracerBullet plays Sphere of Resistance from Hand
<TheSin> Ok
<TracerBullet> Ok?
<TracerBullet> End my turn
TheSin untaps Kataki, War's Wage
TheSin untaps Mox Emerald
TheSin untaps Island
TheSin untaps Plains
It is now turn 6 (TheSin)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
TheSin sacrifices Mox Emerald
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
TheSin draws a card
TheSin plays Forest from Hand
TheSin taps Forest
TheSin taps Plains
TheSin plays Qasali Pridemage from Hand
TheSin taps Island
<TheSin> k
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
TheSin taps Kataki, War's Wage
TheSin taps Kataki, War's Wage
TheSin taps Meddling Mage
TheSin taps Meddling Mage
TracerBullet's life total is now 11 (-4)
<TheSin> End my turn
It is now turn 7 (TracerBullet)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
TracerBullet untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
TracerBullet taps Mana Vault
<TracerBullet> Float
TracerBullet puts Mana Vault to Graveyard from Play
Smokestack now has 2 (+1) counters.
TracerBullet taps Mox Emerald
TracerBullet untaps Mox Emerald
TracerBullet taps Mox Emerald
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
TracerBullet draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
TracerBullet taps Mishra's Workshop
TracerBullet taps Mana Crypt
TracerBullet plays Smokestack from Hand
<TracerBullet> End my turn
TheSin untaps Meddling Mage
TheSin untaps Kataki, War's Wage
TheSin untaps Plains
TheSin untaps Island
TheSin untaps Forest
TheSin taps Plains
<TracerBullet> ok
<TracerBullet> STill sac 2
TheSin sacrifices Qasali Pridemage
TracerBullet puts Smokestack to Graveyard from Play
TheSin sacrifices Plains
TheSin sacrifices Island
TheSin draws a card
It is now turn 8 (TheSin)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
TheSin taps Kataki, War's Wage
TheSin taps Kataki, War's Wage
TheSin taps Meddling Mage
TheSin taps Meddling Mage
TracerBullet's life total is now 7 (-4)
<TheSin> End my turn
It is now turn 9 (TracerBullet)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
TracerBullet untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
TracerBullet flips a coin: TAILS
TracerBullet taps Mana Crypt
TracerBullet taps Mox Emerald
Smokestack now has 1 (+1) counters.
<TracerBullet> Thinking
TracerBullet puts Mox Emerald to Graveyard from Play
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
TracerBullet draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
TracerBullet taps Mishra's Workshop
TracerBullet untaps Mishra's Workshop
<TracerBullet> End my turn
TheSin untaps Kataki, War's Wage
TheSin untaps Meddling Mage
It is now turn 10 (TheSin)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
TheSin sacrifices Forest
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
TheSin draws a card
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
TracerBullet's life total is now 3 (-4)
TheSin taps Kataki, War's Wage
TheSin taps Kataki, War's Wage
TheSin taps Meddling Mage
TheSin taps Meddling Mage
<TheSin> End my turn
It is now turn 11 (TracerBullet)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
TracerBullet untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
TracerBullet taps Mana Crypt
TracerBullet flips a coin: TAILS
TracerBullet puts Mana Crypt to Graveyard from Play
Smokestack now has 2 (+1) counters.
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
TracerBullet draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
TracerBullet taps Mishra's Workshop
TracerBullet plays Mox Sapphire from Hand
<TheSin> no
<TheSin> no
<TracerBullet> ?
<TheSin> u must pay for crypt first
<TracerBullet> No
<TheSin> yes
<TracerBullet> Kataki gives
<TracerBullet> All artifacts
<TracerBullet> "Pay 1 during upkeep"
<TracerBullet> I control the trigger
<TheSin> ok ur wrong
<TracerBullet> I choose how I put all my triggers on the stack
<TracerBullet> I choose to put the Smokestack "Sacrifice..." ability on the stack on top of the Mana Crypt "Pay 1 during your upkeep" ability, having the Smokestack ability resolve first
<System> Player Lost

[Shean]

Opponent = Dirk Diggler

So I didn't save the log, but this made me laugh:

I win the roll.
Shuffle up.
Both keep.
My opener is (usea, mox pearl, duress, dtutor, ancestral, FoW, rebuild)
I play Usea, Duress and see:  Gifts, thoughtsieze, petal, sol ring, land, key, mox.
I take the thoughtsieze (with a plan of of FoWing his first turn gifts and then ancestral targeting myself, then Dtutor.)

I draw an arrow to thoughtsieze, but he immediately puts Gifts to graveyard.

I say, "no."

He puts Gifts back to the table and draws an arrow to my Duress.

I say, "I want the thoughtsieze."

Player Lost.

I then find his game and add "??????" to my join note.

He then puts in his join note, "You're bad."

I attempt to type sentences by refreshing my join note to explain why I played the way that I did.

He continues by adding, "even worse."

[Phele]

Very funny. I was playing a Confidant-Trinket-Stifle-Dreadnought build. After losing the first match against Staxx, I played Hurkyls Recall end of turn in the second bouncing all his Chalices and then proceeded to make a big turn. Avalanche is me.

Avalanche plays Underground Sea from Hand
Avalanche taps Island
Avalanche taps Mox Emerald
Avalanche plays Time Vault from Hand
Avalanche taps Underground Sea
Avalanche taps Swamp
Avalanche plays Demonic Tutor from Hand
Avalanche puts Demonic Tutor to Graveyard from Play
Avalanche is looking its Library...
Avalanche puts card to Hand from Library
Avalanche shuffles library
Avalanche stops looking its Library...
Avalanche taps Island
Avalanche plays Voltaic Key from Hand
Avalanche taps Time Vault
<CANCER> U CHANGE DECK MAN?
Avalanche plays Engineered Explosives from Hand
<Avalanche> no
<Avalanche> End my turn
<CANCER> NOOB NO IDIOT PLAY SERIUS
<Avalanche> bla
<System> Player Lost

So for not finding and playing out Vault-Key in the first match I got seriously blamed. He obviously couldn't imagine that Vault-Key could also fit in a Stifle/Wasteland deck. Welcome in a world where other than net decks exist.

[honestabe]

<tnodz>kp
<deathj>thinking
deathj takes a mulligan
deathj takes a mulligan
<deathj>thinking
<deathj>thinking
<deathj>Fuck you
Player Lost

[Mr. Fantastic]

<tnodz>kp
<deathj>thinking
deathj takes a mulligan
deathj takes a mulligan
<deathj>thinking
<deathj>thinking
<deathj>Fuck you
Player Lost

If you can take a step back from the situation that is actually pretty hilarious. (Not to say his name doesn't belong on the list of people to avoid, as it obviously does).

[Mr. Fantastic]

0:17:02 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) plays Deftblade Elite from Hand
0:17:04 [Mr. Fantastic] Flamewave (GERMANY) taps Deftblade Elite
0:17:04 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) taps Deftblade Elite
0:17:07 [Mr. Fantastic] <Mr. Fantastic> Thinking
0:17:13 [Mr. Fantastic] <Mr. Fantastic> No
0:17:18 [Mr. Fantastic] <Mr. Fantastic> Shroud
0:17:32 [Mr. Fantastic] <Mr. Fantastic> Can't be provoked
0:17:39 [Mr. Fantastic] <Mr. Fantastic> still want to attack?
0:17:42 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Deftblade Elite is now 2/2
0:17:44 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
0:17:45 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
0:17:47 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] <Flamewave (GERMANY)> Thinking
0:17:53 [Mr. Fantastic] <Mr. Fantastic> you can take it back
0:18:13 [Mr. Fantastic] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Blockers Step
0:18:18 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] <Flamewave (GERMANY)> i`ve lost more or less
0:18:18 [Mr. Fantastic] Mr. Fantastic puts Jace Beleren to Graveyard from Play
0:18:23 [Mr. Fantastic] <Mr. Fantastic> I guess
0:18:27 [Mr. Fantastic] It is now the Combat Phase, Combat Damage Step
0:18:38 [Mr. Fantastic] <Mr. Fantastic> 5 to premium
0:18:50 [Mr. Fantastic] <Mr. Fantastic> or do you want to just start a new game?
0:19:07 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] <Flamewave (GERMANY)> No i can't
0:19:09 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] <Flamewave (GERMANY)> sry
0:19:11 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:11 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:11 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:12 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:12 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:13 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:13 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:13 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:13 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:14 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:14 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:14 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:14 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:14 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:14 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:14 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:14 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:15 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:15 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:15 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:15 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:15 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:15 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:15 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:15 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:15 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:16 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:16 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:16 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:16 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:16 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:16 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
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0:19:17 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
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0:19:17 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:17 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:17 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:17 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:18 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:18 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:18 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:18 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:18 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:18 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:18 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:18 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:18 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:18 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:19 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:19 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:19 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:19 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:19 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:19 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:19 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:20 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:20 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:20 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:20 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:20 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:20 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:20 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:20 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:20 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:21 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:21 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:21 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:21 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:21 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:21 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:21 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:22 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:22 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:22 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:22 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:22 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:22 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:22 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:22 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:23 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:23 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:23 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:23 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:23 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:23 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:24 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:24 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
0:19:24 [Flamewave (GERMANY)] Flamewave (GERMANY) puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
......this went on for a while....


0:20:40 [<System>] <System> Player Lost

[M.Solymossy]

People need to learn the rules.

<M.Solymossy> drain it
kofi kingston puts Chalice of the Void to Graveyard from Play
<kofi kingston> 0
<M.Solymossy> i get 2 mana since you paid 2 for it
<kofi kingston> XX=0
<M.Solymossy> i know how the card works
<kofi kingston> 0
<M.Solymossy> XX = 0 WHEN IN PLAY
<kofi kingston> 0
<kofi kingston> 0
<M.Solymossy> when on the stack it = 2
<kofi kingston> 0
<kofi kingston> 0

[honestabe]

People need to learn the rules.

<M.Solymossy> drain it
kofi kingston puts Chalice of the Void to Graveyard from Play
<kofi kingston> 0
<M.Solymossy> i get 2 mana since you paid 2 for it
<kofi kingston> XX=0
<M.Solymossy> i know how the card works
<kofi kingston> 0
<M.Solymossy> XX = 0 WHEN IN PLAY
<kofi kingston> 0
<kofi kingston> 0
<M.Solymossy> when on the stack it = 2
<kofi kingston> 0
<kofi kingston> 0

Soly, that guy's horrible.  He doesn't know how misdirection works either

<tnodz>kp
<deathj>thinking
deathj takes a mulligan
deathj takes a mulligan
<deathj>thinking
<deathj>thinking
<deathj>Fuck you
Player Lost

If you can take a step back from the situation that is actually pretty hilarious. (Not to say his name doesn't belong on the list of people to avoid, as it obviously does).

Yeah man, that made my day.   Hilarious.  It was so random

[Shean]

Game 1, Turn 1:

fizix plays Flooded Strand from Hand
fizix plays Mox Sapphire from Hand
fizix taps Mox Sapphire
fizix plays Sensei's Divining Top from Hand
<fizix> Ok?
<Fowler> Ok
<fizix> Thinking
fizix sacrifices Flooded Strand
fizix's life total is now 19 (-1)
<fizix> Ok?
<Fowler> Ok
fizix is looking its Library...
<Fowler> but i think that i will quit
fizix puts Volcanic Island into play from Library
fizix shuffles library
fizix stops looking its Library...
fizix taps Volcanic Island
fizix plays Mana Vault from Hand
<fizix> Pass
<Fowler> why fetch?
<fizix> to play vault
<fizix> ?
<Fowler> to cast a vault?
<Fowler> yeah
<System> Player Lost

Good thing this guy has never heard of Tezzcast.

[Yare]

The match, in its entirety. I advertised the game as "Vintage Serious."

0:00:28 [Yare] It is now turn 2 (Yare)
0:00:28 [Yare] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:29 [Yare] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:31 [Yare] Yare plays Island from Hand
0:00:33 [Yare] Yare taps Island
0:00:34 [Yare] Yare plays Brainstorm from Hand
0:00:40 [Die =]] <Die =]> Ok.
0:00:41 [Yare] Yare draws a card
0:00:41 [Yare] Yare draws a card
0:00:41 [Yare] Yare draws a card
0:00:58 [Yare] Yare puts a card on top of Library from Hand
0:01:04 [Yare] Yare puts a card on top of Library from Hand
0:01:05 [Yare] Yare puts Brainstorm to Graveyard from Play
0:01:10 [Die =]] Die =] untaps his/her permanents
0:01:12 [Die =]] Die =] draws a card
0:01:14 [Yare] <Yare> uh
0:01:16 [Yare] <Yare> not done yet
0:01:22 [Die =]] <Die =]> Oh. Sure. Sorry.
0:01:25 [Die =]] <Die =]> go on.
0:01:33 [Yare] Yare plays Mox Ruby from Hand
0:01:37 [Yare] Yare plays Black Lotus from Hand
0:01:40 [Die =]] <Die =]> Aah.
0:01:42 [Yare] Yare taps Black Lotus
0:01:42 [Yare] Yare taps Mox Ruby
0:01:43 [Yare] Yare puts Black Lotus to Graveyard from Play
0:01:48 [Yare] Yare plays Tinker from Hand
0:01:50 [Yare] Yare puts Mox Ruby to Graveyard from Play
0:01:51 [Die =]] <Die =]> Surreal Decks. Sorry, but i'm not interessed.
0:01:54 [<System>] <System> Player Lost

Don't bring a knife to a gun fight maybe?

[Cyberpunker]

0:04:46 [Fowler] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:04:46 [Fowler] Fowler draws a card
0:04:46 [Fowler] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:04:53 [Fowler] Fowler taps Mountain
0:04:55 [Fowler] Fowler plays Mana Vault from Hand
0:04:56 [Fowler] It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
0:04:57 [Fowler] <Fowler> Pass
0:04:59 [Dreamscape] <Dreamscape> thinking
0:05:03 [Dreamscape] Dreamscape taps Island
0:05:03 [Dreamscape] Dreamscape taps Swamp
0:05:03 [Dreamscape] Dreamscape taps Island
0:05:04 [Dreamscape] Dreamscape plays Hurkyl's Recall from Hand
0:05:09 [Fowler] <Fowler> u win
0:05:11 [Fowler] Fowler is looking top 4 cards of its Library...
0:05:13 [Dreamscape] <Dreamscape> thank you
0:05:14 [Fowler] Fowler stops looking its Library...
0:05:15 [<System>] <System> Player Lost


*sniff finally some humility!!!

[honestabe]

I was playing TPS vs some GW deck.  At EOT, I Mystical planning to get minds desire, and as I do, my opponent asks me not to get ancestral.  I ask why, and he states that its "too easy".  WTF?

So I humor the pain in the ass, and get Minds Desire and desire his ass for 8.  hehehe

Seriously though, this guy's name is Marquito, and he plays GW aggro, but not with good creautres, like, birds of paradise and monstrous growth, and keeps joining vintage games.

[TracerBullet]

I was playing TPS vs some GW deck.  At EOT, I Mystical planning to get minds desire, and as I do, my opponent asks me not to get ancestral.  I ask why, and he states that its "too easy".  WTF?

So I humor the pain in the ass, and get Minds Desire and desire his ass for 8.  hehehe

Seriously though, this guy's name is Marquito, and he plays GW aggro, but not with good creautres, like, birds of paradise and monstrous growth, and keeps joining vintage games.

Have you considered the possibility he was joking with the first statement?

[honestabe]

I was playing TPS vs some GW deck.  At EOT, I Mystical planning to get minds desire, and as I do, my opponent asks me not to get ancestral.  I ask why, and he states that its "too easy".  WTF?

So I humor the pain in the ass, and get Minds Desire and desire his ass for 8.  hehehe

Seriously though, this guy's name is Marquito, and he plays GW aggro, but not with good creautres, like, birds of paradise and monstrous growth, and keeps joining vintage games.

Have you considered the possibility he was joking with the first statement?

Nah, I had played him before and won immediatly after tutoring and playing ancestral.  He really thought he could influence my selection.  It was also turn the end of turn 1, and i only had 1 land out, so a-call was a much more predictable play.

[honestabe]

Know what really annoys me?

When people play Painter, and name green, and then wonder why the deck they just netted runs so many useless REBs

[Mr. Fantastic]

Okay, I am sorry if this has been said before but let me assert the following: do not ever accept games from someone with a sn like "123" or "abc" or the ubiquitous "Player," the ultimate sign of desired anonymity.  Because the following will happen to you invariably:

<Player> EOT
Player taps Seaside Citadel
Player taps Magosi, the Waterveil
Magosi, the Waterveil now has 1 (+1) counters.
It is now turn 21 (Player)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
Player untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Player draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Player> Thinking
Player taps Hallowed Fountain
Player taps Savannah
Player taps Sungrass Prairie
Player taps Mystic Gate
Player duplicates Rafiq of the Many
Rafiq of the Many now has 1 (+1) counters.
<Player> Ok?
<Mr. Fantastic> how did magosi get a counter?
<Player> pay  a blue mana
<System> Player Lost
<Mr. Fantastic> you're skipping your turn after this one?

In other words, dude thought he could get away with cheating with the EOT nonsense.  I guess if you're gonna try to cheat, that is the best time to try to slip some shenanigans in. 

[honestabe]

Well, Sephiroth has hit an all-time low

Made 2 MWS games, 1 as Sephiroth, and 1 as Jake the Snake.  When I saw both joined, I picked Jake, and proceeded to play.  I knew immediatly it was him when "Jake" began asking why I didn't pick Sephiroth as "he's the best play on MWS" (the crappy Grim Long build also gave it away).  We play a match, and I take it in 2 (despite him peeking at the top card of his deck during my turn), and then ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE.

Sephiroth bombards the new game I set up, with annoying join tags, until I accidently press "accept"  Then, I figure since I'm already here, might as well play a game.  I tinker in Sphinx turn 1, and by turn 2, my life is at 24, and he cant storm that high, as I provide just enough disruption to get there.  He then proceeds to make a TINKER TOKEN and tried to pass if off as the real thing. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Got to love the ranting of a mad man

[The Atog Lord]

I'm so glad that this board exists to share absurd stories on.

I'm playing with Mystic Remora in my deck. My opponent opens with a blue Fetchland and passes. I play an Island, a Mana Crypt, and then play Remora.

<TheAtogLord> Pass
<Fowler> at this point
<Fowler> u arent rich say
<TheAtogLord> I am
<Fowler> is obvious
<TheAtogLord> Actually, I am Rich Shay
<Fowler> and why cast cript?
<Fowler> is so lol
<TheAtogLord> because of spell pierce
<Fowler> xDDDDDDD
<Fowler> sure
<System> Player Lost

[Tha Gunslinga]

Can we please stop posting Fowler on here?  It's obvious that he's a "player to avoid," I think we've all had run-ins with him.

[Mr. Fantastic]

The more I play the more I realize there are different types of cheaters.  The worst may be the type that will just randomly draw extra cards before/during/after shuffle effects or other things that involve a long process of cards going in and out of play, especially near the end of turns.  Occasionally a more blatant attempt is made to cheat, during the main phase even. Case in point.

Kneth untaps Explorer's Scope
Explorer's Scope is enchanting Scute Mob now
Kneth untaps Scute Mob
Kneth plays Naya Panorama from Hand
Kneth taps Forest
Kneth taps Naya Panorama
Kneth puts Naya Panorama to Graveyard from Play
Kneth draws a card
Kneth puts a card on top of Library from Hand
Kneth is looking top 51 cards of its Biblioteca...
Kneth draws a card
Kneth puts Forest into play from Library
Kneth stops looking its Biblioteca...

If this happened once I would assume he was hitting "CTRL+D" instead of "CTRL+S" but he kept doing this over and over again? What is this? I don't even

[honestabe]

This guy was mad because I turn 1ed him the previous game with GWSx (thanks Soly and Duncan)

as i'm sideboarding:

dido shuffles library
dido draws 7 cards
<dido> keep
                    (He now realizes I am still boarding)
dido is looking library
dido puts card to hand from library
dido puts card on top of library from hand
<> lol
<>what the fuck?
Player Lost

[LotusHead]

The more I play the more I realize there are different types of cheaters.  The worst may be the type that will just randomly draw extra cards before/during/after shuffle effects or other things that involve a long process of cards going in and out of play, especially near the end of turns.  Occasionally a more blatant attempt is made to cheat, during the main phase even. Case in point.

Kneth puts Naya Panorama to Graveyard from Play
Kneth draws a card
Kneth puts a card on top of Library from Hand
Kneth is looking top 51 cards of its Biblioteca...
Kneth draws a card

If this happened once I would assume he was hitting "CTRL+D" instead of "CTRL+S" but he kept doing this over and over again? What is this? I don't even

Just point the player in the direction of the "undo last draw" option in the menus.  If they are honest, they'll start making an effort to use it to fix accidental draws.

[Mr. Fantastic]

Do not accept Legacy games from a user with the screen name "Shaun" as he now takes the cake as the most classless, annoying dipshit I've yet encountered on MWS.  Truly, a staggering feat. 

I am not fond of abrupt quitters.  Further, it's a pet peeve of mine when people will beat you and then refuse to play the same decks with sideboarding (gee, I wonder why? could it be they know they're going to get smashed?).  So I humored the jerk and let him switch to a different deck for the second game after he beat me the first.  I did the same.  And upon doing so, he insta-quit me on the second turn with a "K, bye" as my Counterbalance resolved.  Utterly classless.

[Mr. Fantastic]

Also

The more I play the more I realize there are different types of cheaters.  The worst may be the type that will just randomly draw extra cards before/during/after shuffle effects or other things that involve a long process of cards going in and out of play, especially near the end of turns.  Occasionally a more blatant attempt is made to cheat, during the main phase even. Case in point.

Kneth puts Naya Panorama to Graveyard from Play
Kneth draws a card
Kneth puts a card on top of Library from Hand
Kneth is looking top 51 cards of its Biblioteca...
Kneth draws a card

If this happened once I would assume he was hitting "CTRL+D" instead of "CTRL+S" but he kept doing this over and over again? What is this? I don't even

Just point the player in the direction of the "undo last draw" option in the menus.  If they are honest, they'll start making an effort to use it to fix accidental draws.

Actually, I do that a lot these days but I still sort of assume the worst when people will just silently comply without so much as a "sorry, it was an accident."  I know whenever I make a mistake I try to explain it.

[credmond]

<[USA] M. Keller> EOT
[USA] M. Keller taps Tundra
[USA] M. Keller taps Wasteland
[USA] M. Keller plays Fire/Ice from Hand
<[USA] M. Keller> Ice   ### targeting my misty rainforest
col_impact taps Misty Rainforest
[USA] M. Keller draws a card
[USA] M. Keller puts Fire/Ice to Graveyard from Play
[[USA] M. Keller] [USA] M. Keller draws a card
col_impact puts Misty Rainforest to Graveyard from Play
[col_impact] <col_impact> Wait!
[[USA] M. Keller] <[USA] M. Keller> ..
[col_impact] <col_impact> undo
col_impact] <col_impact> draw
<[USA] M. Keller> Uh..
[USA] M. Keller undone last draw [1 card(s)]
<col_impact> i was fetching it
[USA] M. Keller taps Tundra
[USA] M. Keller taps Wasteland
col_impact is looking its Library...
col_impact puts Island into play from Library
col_impact shuffles library
col_impact stops looking its Library...
<col_impact> target is no longer valid
<[USA] M. Keller> It was upon casting.
<[USA] M. Keller> So it is valid,.
<col_impact> no
<col_impact> you have to hit the target
<[USA] M. Keller> You have an untapped Island
<[USA] M. Keller> Wow
<[USA] M. Keller> dude I hate to inform you
<[USA] M. Keller> this isnt 1997
<[USA] M. Keller> lol
<[USA] M. Keller> This has been in the rules since 6th
<[USA] M. Keller> lol
<[USA] M. Keller> I'm declaring Ice as my spell
<[USA] M. Keller> Upon casting it
<[USA] M. Keller> It HAS
<[USA] M. Keller> to have
<[USA] M. Keller> a legal
<[USA] M. Keller> target
<[USA] M. Keller> Your Misty R.
<[USA] M. Keller> Now
<[USA] M. Keller> YOU CAN FETCH
<[USA] M. Keller> in response
<col_impact> i fetched
<[USA] M. Keller> right
<[USA] M. Keller> thats fine
<col_impact> read the card
<[USA] M. Keller> I know what it does
<[USA] M. Keller> I've been playing with it since 2003
<[USA] M. Keller> lol
<[USA] M. Keller> Wow
<[USA] M. Keller> later
<System> Player Lost

So I am col impact and M. Keller, my opponent, tries to ice a fetchland. When I fetch in response I let him know that he needs to undo the draw from ice (since ice fizzles with no target). He goes on a tirade like he knows the rules solid and is schooling me. The irony of course is that he is in the wrong.

You gotta love it when someone is flat out wrong about the rules and acts like they know the rules solid. The guy quit even though I would have patiently helped him along to a better understanding of the rules.

[LotusHead]

Cory, You don't get to draw from your Ice unless your Ice resolves. You put your Ice on the stack targeting Misty Rainforest.  Opponent cracked it in response and got an Island.  The your Ice resolves, with no target and fizzles.  Sorry bro.

[credmond]

Dude, I was col impact. I was the one telling him that he doesn't get to draw if ice has no target upon resolution.

Let me know if there is something unclear about the events that happened in the log and I will edit it for clarity.

[Shean]

Cory, You don't get to draw from your Ice unless your Ice resolves. You put your Ice on the stack targeting Misty Rainforest.  Opponent cracked it in response and got an Island.  The your Ice resolves, with no target and fizzles.  Sorry bro.

Haha!

Dude, I was col impact. I was the one telling him that he doesn't get to draw if ice has no target upon resolution.

Let me know if there is something unclear about the events that happened in the log and I will edit it for clarity.

EDIT: Damnit.  This was really funny for like 15 secs.