
Jon sits by helplessly (I think) as Galen goes all combo...

Sam's Null Rod and dudes are no match for DSC. Unless Junior fucked it up.
I think Junior fucked it up.

I'm still getting used to this camera (hand me down) after my last one got jacked.

Team Vacaville's Alex Bloch puts his foot up JeffTheFob's ass.
Wait. Maybe this was the game where Tinker for Leviathan got there.

Dan vs someone playing something. I don't recall Dan ever actually netdecking except during TPS's highdays pre-gifts dominance. Since then, he was the first in our meta to maindeck Bloodstained Mire AND basic mountain in a Dimur Cutpurse/Bob deck.

No clue here. Flash wasn't working.

Christiaan Royers (UbaStax) fighting the good fight against Oath.

Laugh all you want, Crushing Chamber is a CLOCK!

Merchant Scroll under Thorn of Amethyst. So good!

Campee resolving stuff versus blue deck

Vintage being played

Team Vacaville's Junior vs Team Vacaville's Alex. Junior decided to play a deck (FOB's deck) with 16 proxies. He made it happen by borrowing 2 Psychatogs and subbing 4 Drains for 4 Negates. Then faced Artifact Aggro deck.

Dylan (Mono R Jugg Aggro) vs FOB (Energy Flux). Reminds me of the happy guy at the beginning/end of the movie Memento!

MUD Aggro vs Mono-Red Burn. Bets anyone?

Oscar Tan's Vintage Bible: Step one: Do This...

I'm not exactly sure of the gamestate, but FOB is holding Yawgmoth's Will...

ShopsVsBurn: Alex is kinda smiling.

Oh My Frikkin God! I think Galen (Aardshark) keeps that saying on eternal loop. Facing down Ochoa's Fire/Ice nightmare!

Dave P vs Dan M. I don't know beyond that.

Jon's Wasteland don't mean dick. DT on stack.

Galen finally getting one over on Webster in a match that matters. Don't know what's happening, but I'm sure Galen appreciates being able to relive the experience.

Jon's last card in hand was Wipe Away. Not good enough after FOB drew like 20 cards from Remora.

I discover this camera has a Zoom feature for dramatic pics of wiping away Tog attack!

I never saw any of the action here, just one player or the other pondering the gamestate...

Nothing distracts their attention from the game. NOTHING.

Near as I could tell, Sam's burn deck proved quite problematic for many game plans. (In this case, Bob Combo)
My mini-report soon.
I play pretty much the same deck I did last time. The Gilded Claw w/LeylineHelm combo.
I put 3 Damping Matrix in the Sideboard because I assumed I would be wading through Tezzeret Decks with Time Vault. I was wrong.
5 Shop Decks, 2 Oath, 3 or so Storm Decks, 2 Remora Decks (that I didn't face) and a few fish.
Round 1: Vs Team Vacaville's Alex.
Game 1: I probably won the die roll, but my deck hands me Welders, Intuitions, Jar's, Tinkers, Shops, everything that I want. Karn takes it down eventually. I think 5 waste effects happend by turn 4 total.
Game 2: More of the same for me. My deck gives me the cards I put into it.
At some point, I weld in or hardcast duplicant to take out a pesky Myr Token. Dumbfounded as to whether or not my duplicant dies (like it would if I duped Arcbound Crusher), I asked Webster (playing shop on shop action next to us), Web says "You can dupe tokens?"
Apparently not! Reading is tech!
Round 2:
Dylan with MonoRed Shop Aggro.
Game 1: He plays first dropping a welder. So do I. We stare at each other. I swing my welder, he takes it. I drop another. Then he drops 2 juggernauts and I die 2 turns later.
Game 2: I get all the goods (welder, Lotus, maybe Shops and Smokestacks). He scoops eventually.
Game 3: I play Leyline of the Void, emerald, lotus, shop, DT, helm, activate win. Turn 1 Win with Stax! (ok, he loses on his turn 1 draw step.)
3 Games, 10 minutes.
Round 3:
Dan Messiano BWR Fish
Dan's Deck is pretty awesome. Dark Confidants, Tidehallow Skullers (or whatever their called), Aven Mindscensors. Goblin Welders. Hide/Seek. Thoughseize. Top.
Game 1: He won with Grunt, I belive
Game 2: I won with Trike, and maybe Platinum Angel, I belive
Game 3: He beat me raw with Jotun Grunt, held my Graveyard at bay with 2 tormod crypts, his own welder and there was triking to be done, and Hideing to be done, and a "standoff" happened with our life totals in the teens each.
We both try and race each other. When things look bad for me, I finally topdeck KARN and eat one of his moxes. Then fail to eat his other mox (forgot it was in play in plain sight), and forgot to waste his land asap, and even under Trinisphere and/or Sphere of Resistance, I let Dan cast at least 3 hurtfull spells that got him there (like Win Conditions). Had I been paying attention, I feel I could have locked him out of a few turns worth of relevant plays. I suck and Dan's deck is frikkin sweet.
Round 4:
Galen Lemei TPS
Game 1 Happens (You know, Trinisphere, Smokestack at 1, Chalice at 0, Crucible, and a timely topdecked land.
Game 2 He Eot Dark Rituals into Gifts Ungiven, which I REB. Be he has Double Force and DT in hand.

Game 3 I have all sorts of goodness in play (sphere, Chalice for 0, Active Welder, Gilded Lotus, etc) and Galen had just EOT Mysticaled for Yawg Will during a Jar Hand.
For some reason (Karn in hand) I decide to weld out chalice for Helm of Obedience, but Galen has Echoing Truth for my artifact in play (would be nice milling his Yawg Will

). So on my turn, I weld out Sphere of Resistance for Sundering Titan so I could hardcast Karn and eath his moxes up (he had 2 swamps and 2 Islands and some jewelry in play).
I suck. I knew his graveyard had only so many plays of action with sphere on the board, but gosh was it hot that day, and me with no cold soda/caffeine and little practice against good players anymore. I should have welded in a 2nd Sphere and make him conjur up a win (YawgWill under Sphere, Ancestral Under Sphere, Hope for Best).
I weld in titan, kill 2 land and a few moxes and pass the turn.
Galen fails to make the wrong plays and gets his storm count to 10 and tendrilizes me.
Round 5:
Ron Knadler Oath
Game 1: Turn 1 he plays 2 moxes, Oath and Fetch.
At end of my turn, (in response to chalice for 1) He vampiric tutors. I scoop
Game 2: He thoughtseizes my hand, wastes my land, thoughtseizes my hand, oxidizes my Gilded Lotus(or crucible or whatnot) AND tinkers up his Leviathon and swings twice (I think)
I, like a champ, topdeck necessary mana to play my Platinum Angel, and he fails to produce Oxidize/answer for next five turns.
Game 3: Much like game 2, but when my Platz is in play (and I at negative life due to Inky Beats), I was sitting on a REB. He topdecks a brainstorm and casts it. I say "Sure" or "Resolves" or "Ok, go for it" or "I am totally willing to throw this game away while sitting on a REB against a player with Brainstorm on stack and 1 other card in his hand because I LIKE making the wrong plays. Again. "
In his next three, he finds Oxidize and I lose.
I almost NEVER do this, but after conceeding, and explaining that I really should have REB'd his Brainstorm but inexplicably didn't REB his brainstorm, I looked at the top card of my deck. It was Chalice of the Void. Which I would definately have set at 1.
I suck.
2-3 for the day, but I am thrilled that my deck didn't fail me. I produced lots of locks, threats, plays, options, outs and so forth. I just failed to make the right plays. (This is my 2nd time playing Vintage in person this year. )
I went home happy!