The EventResults and breakdownI get up really friggin early around 7 o'clock so I can make it to Breda in time as I'm meeting the rest of the crew. After first meeting up with Dennis (Waikiki) and introducing myself as it's his first time traveling with our little band of misfits. I see Martin (Art Ov War) walking towards us. After a few minutes I see Arjan (Zieby) driving up in a different car then he usually drives. I ask him what's up with it and he says he's borrowed his wife's car, which is ultimately cool because now we have some tunes (his car doesn't have a radio) during the 2 hour trip. We stand around talking a bit until Bart (Ancestral_Recall) finally arrives and we set off for our drive.
About half way through the drive we notice the GPS isn't charging and it dies because it really needed some power, we shrug and say we'll manage. Minutes pass while we share our views on women, religion, magic and roadtrips when we notice the signs on the side of the road are indicating we're reaching Germany. We all suffer a small bit of shock (Hengelo is on the boarder with Germany so we're not that far off) we manage to get one of our Iphones to fill in for the GPS. After getting out of Germany we head in the right direction again with an extra half hour added to the already long trip. We still arrive 20 min before registration ends so we sign up and get ready. I think there where about 40+ players which means we're going for 6 rounds which is fine with me. I didn't note my starting hands as they are generally not so interesting I'll try to walk you guys through the entire event and give an impression about the atmosphere.
Here's the list I ended up turning in:
The Perfect StormAs suggested by: Marius van ZundertCreatures
1 # Darksteel Colossus
Spells
1 # Ancestral Recall
1 # Brainstorm
2 # Cabal Ritual
1 # Chain Of Vapor
4 # Dark Ritual
4 # Force Of Will
1 # Gifts Ungiven
1 # Fact or Fiction
1 # Misdirection
1 # Mystical Tutor
1 # Rebuild
1 # Vampiric Tutor
1 # Necropotence
1 # Yawgmoth's Bargain
1 # Demonic Tutor
4 # Duress
1 # Grim Tutor
1 # Imperial Seal
1 # Mind's Desire
1 # Ponder
1 # Tendrils Of Agony
1 # Time Walk
1 # Timetwister
1 # Tinker
1 # Yawgmoth's Will
1 # Merchant Scroll
1 # Memory Jar
Manasources
1 # Black Lotus
1 # Lotus Petal
1 # Mana Crypt
1 # Mana Vault
1 # Mox Emerald
1 # Mox Jet
1 # Mox Pearl
1 # Mox Ruby
1 # Mox Sapphire
1 # Sol Ring
2 # Island
2 # Swamp
4 # Polluted Delta
1 # Bloodstained Mire
2 # Underground Sea
1 # Tolarian Academy
Sideboard
1 # Massacre
1 # Sadistic Sacrament
1 # Tormod's Crypt
1 # Extirpate
1 # Ravenous Trap
1 # Slaughter pact
1 # Yixlid Jailer
2 # Hurkyl's Recall
3 # Dark Confidant
1 # Pithing Needle
1 # Island
1 # Swamp
I share a table with Arjan, Dennis (XdeckX) and Benjamin (BBG), so after we joke around and share some harsh trashtalking during the seatings we get ready for round one.
Round 1 Barry Saitink - ANTI know Barry from previous events in Hengelo and Breda but I haven't seen him in a while, he says this is his first event in a while and I'm rather excited to start the event off. I have no clue what Barry will be playing so this will be exciting.
Game 1I lose the die roll but I remember I fanned open a hand with a Force, Blue card and some other goodies among then a Tinker so my plan seems set. I'll be trying to tinker which means I can go for DSC if he's playing some aggro deck or Jar if I draw something nutty. My nerves begin to tingle when he opens with a Badlands and my first thought was he was running B/R Stax, his next play puts him solidly on ANT as he plays a Chrome mox pitching a blue card and I get nervous because I really hate beginning events with a loss and ANT is not a really great matchup.
He goes all in on a turn 1 AN which I force, he pacts so it resolves, he starts flipping and hits 2 AN's, Hurkyl's, Duress a Ritual and some land + Chrome mox. He can't combo this turn so he ends up playing duress (Grabbing my Tinker) and passes. I draw a blank card and pass the turn. During his upkeep I remind him of the pact trigger which he can't pay and we start game 2.
Game 2He needs to mull to 4 and I keep a 5 hander which contains a ritual, a mystical, duress, Force, Delta. Imagine my surprise when he starts and passes without doing anything. I draw a card (swamp I think) then on his end step I mystical for Ancestral resolve it during my turn (it gave me DT, Duress, Ritual) and that's all she wrote as I tutor for Sadistic Sacrament and he scoops because I remove all his tendrils.
Phew, I beat my first bad matchup nice.
Games 2-0 Matches 1-0-0
I start scouting the area and see Arjan and Martin get paired together, sucks to drive so many miles to get paired with a friend but it happens. Arjan is playing European Storm and Martin is playing Sadistic Suicide. Arjan manages to steal the win. When talking with Guus and Duncan we realize the entire RND team has won. I do my pre-game ritual (Drink a bottle of water, refill it, take a bathroom break, check sideboard) and notice the pairings for round 2 are up. Feeling confident I look at the pairings and see Tristan Krap, who's just started getting back into Vintage. I know from his talks on the Dutch boards he's intrested in playing Shops so I put him on that.
Round 2 Tristan Krap - WS AggroWe introduce ourselves and he noticed who I am, he's not phased by it (luckily) and I notice Arjan is sitting next to me together with BBG, which means almost the entire Mod staff of the dutch boards is sitting at the table a funny coincidence.
Game 1
I win the die roll and keep a hand with a tinker, force, Rebuild, some other stuff. I get a turn 2 tinker to resolve to oppose his turn 1 Shop, mana vault, sol ring, Karn. I beat he chumps with Karn (and takes 3) I pass he plays a Masticore (Old-School tech) I untap and swing again he chumps, I take an even larger chunk of his life, He untaps, cast triskelion, I swing, take a chunk and pass. He draws blank and scoops it up. Nice, lets test if my boarding plan works.
Game 2
He opens with Welder and a lot of artifacts, I keep a rock steady hand with 2 basics a fetch 2 confidant, tinker, Mana Vault.
I open with Basic, Mana vault he returns with a Karn, I rip a DT from the top and cast it to find Pithing Neelde (put it on Welder) with the mana left I tinker for the big dude. Next turn I drop a confidant and ride both hom to victory. Who said DSC didn't work

Games 4-0 Matches 2-0-0
So I've beaten 2 of my worst matchups in the first 2 rounds, this is turning out to be a good start to the event. I haven't lost a single game
I get paired with Duncan's brother and I know he's playing MUD as he's borrowed about half of the important cards from me. I feel confident in my ability to beat this matchup once more together with my boarding plan I'm fairly sure I can do it.
Round 3 Kevin Keijzer - 9 Sphere MUDGame 1
I lose the die roll and he opens rather aggresive using Tangle wire to keep my mana tied down. As game one is a fight for mana and game 2 is an all out war I'm prepared to fight on my terms. He does a great job in keeping me down and gets a Karn on the table which he uses to beat me down. Damn my first game loss. Ah well, I don't expect to be winning a lot of pre board matches against this deck anyway. He jokes he just beat me down with my own Karn and I declare I want it back to give him an illegal deck. We both laugh at that idea and continue boarding.
Game 2
He gets turn 3 Jesters Cap + Activation. (Removing Tendrils, Will, DSC) I can still win as Confidant and bounce give me a shot. After he resolves a Metalworker and Trisk I scoop it up.
Games 4-2 Matches 2-0-1
Dammit, unfortunately it didn't go down the way I hoped, ah well nothing is lost as I'm still in contention for a top 8 spot.
Round 4 - Martin Nuijten Sadistic SuicideOh man now I get paired with Martin who's at the same standing as I am. Martin is a former team member and he's coming of a high roll top 4 finish with TPS during the Dutch Vintage Championship. He's playing Sadistic Suicide today so no TPS mirror. But this is even worse, not only does he play the full 4 Sacrament he has also added Duress, Hymn, Null Rod, Dark Depth's + Hexmages meaning he has enough disruption and a very fast clock. This is going to be a real test.
Game 1
He gets enough gas to over run me with confidant beats, I'm kept busy with trying to stop sacrament from resolving.
Game 2
I get a turn 1 tinker into DSC but he gets to Edict it on his turn. We fight back and forth for control and I eventually end up with a huge Yawg. Will fueled Tendrils of Agony to the dome.
Because there are only a few minutes left in this round we decided not to start game 3 so this ends in a draw. To be honest I'm just glad I survived, because his deck is a nightmare to face. Getting away with just a single point is good enough for me as we're still both in contention for the top 8.
Games: 5-3 Matches 2-1-1
I feel a little lightheaded at the huge amount of rough matches I've faced today as I've not had a real easy match. All games have been played on a knifes edge, which is why I love Vintage and TPS so much, you're on high alert the entire time as even the smallest mistake will costs you the game.
Round 5 - Nick Venderbosch 4c KeeperNick says he's not played a Vintage match in over 5 years. He's standing at the same spot as me. I notice Onno (LennoxLewis86) sitting near me and I ask him about his results and he says he's in the same spot as me. Onno is playing a similar TPS list and has been hounding me for explanations and lessons regarding the deck. It's great to see him doing so well with the deck.
Game 1
I lose the die roll and get the surprise of my life when my opponent opens: Tundra, Mox Diamond (Pitching Wasteland), pass... I cannot think of a deck that plays this combination of cards so I put him on a homebrew list. Interesting, he's sitting at a solid result so the deck must be pretty decent. My hand has enough gas to push through a win, I duress him seeing a Force, Ponder, Merchant Scroll, some lands, I take the force. I use a ritual to cast my Mana vault, Use the mana vault and island I dropped to play tinker, Nick Comments he's got 2 turns and sighs about how big Colossus is. I tell him no such luck as I plan on killing him this turn. I drop Lotus on the board and he looks confused, I use my remaining Vault mana and a second Ritual to cast Grim tutor (B floating) for Yawg. Win and that's all she wrote.
Game 2
I remember this game took some setup with both of use exchanging Duress and Drains and me bouncing his turn 0 Leyline. He ends up Draining my Mystical tutor, he then tries to resolve a mind twist (WTF old-school !!

) and I imagine the evil grin on my face revealed my play to him as he looked on in utter disgust ...... I Misdirect (pitching Scroll) and tell him to wreck his own hand instead, leaving him with no cards in hand. I have an untapped Mox Sapphire and decide this is a good time to resolve my Ancestral targetting me... I untap and go nuts taking the game with a lethal Tendrils to the dome.
I ask if I can see his deck as it had some intersting stuff going on and I notice he's playing old school 4c Keeper with some updates. How awesome, I compliment him on his brave deck choice and he says he hates facing storm.
Games 7-3 Matches 3-1-1
So I'm not in yet as I still got to play the last game, I'm at 10 points now but if I win the final match I'm easily in the top 8 with 13 points. I walk around the room and notice Arjan is going undefeated. Duncan is going strong into the top 8 and both are already set. How awesome the entire European part of team RND can make top 8. The pairings go up and It's Arjan vs Guus, they decide to ID. So it's done, 3 members of RND are already set to play in the top 8 and I'm eager to join them. I look at the pairings and it's a dream match.... Onno Versluijs has the exact same amount of points, we're going to duke it out for top 8. My teammates tell me I got this as I helped Onno with TPS a lot and I've got more practice in playing the mirror. Looks like I'll get my revenge for the asskicking he gave me a while back with Grim Long.
He's excited to be facing me as well as he's eager to test his skills. I tell him it's really a die roll.
Round 6 Onno Versluijs The Perfect StormI feel fairly lightheaded, missing my normal ritual (no bath room break, fresh water etc) and since it's well past dinner time my stomach begins to growl. I grab a piece of fruit (never leave home without it) to get rid of the hunger. I curse myself for chatting with some people and not keeping my routine in check as I'll most likely pay for it now. Duncan, Guus and Arjan gather around along with some others to watch this battle of the storm decks as we're starting to draw a crowd filled with people that dropped but stayed to watch.
Game 1
I end up botching this, I *blink* to soon, we're both very cautious as the TPS mirror comes down to who blinks first and who gets to resolve a bomb. This is especially true for the mirror match pre-board as it's a real struggle. I duress his will, get his twister in the yard, then I Tinker for Memory Jar. I knew his Jar hand had only Tinker for gas and he'll feel most tempted to tinker DSC against my 2 card Jar hand. Which luckily for me already contained a chain of Vapor. I decided to go for glory and Onno comments, No Guts no Glory, I resolve my own twister and end up with a shitter of a hand giving me 2 Force, Cabal and lands. I need to pass and he ends up winning very cleanly with his next few draws. The sad part is, I knew his jar hand had a Chain of vapor and a tinker, what I didn't know is he drew the colossus as well. My Jar put his Tendrils in hand..... if I just passed without playing Twister he would have been left up to dry with no real shot to win this as I can easily out topdeck him in that case.
Not keeping to my routine did break me up as I missed the fact his Will and Twister were already in the yard. I board and start game 2.
Game 2
I resolve a turn 1 Necropotence... surprised by the lack of a counter I draw around 9 cards going down to 11. During his turn he also tries to play Necro. I entertain the idea of Forcing it as I have double force. But looking at the rest of my hand I'm betting he'll most likely also necro agressively to keep up with me. I drew 2 dark rituals, Ancestral, Force, Force, Ponder. Tendrils off necro so if I let necro resolve I can probably win with a small tendrils. Onno draws 7 cards (going down to 12 as he fetched) and I untap and mini tendrils him to death. Exciting, I feel I'm back into this game after the horrible punt the first one.
Game 3
I have to mulligan to 5, Keeping a hand with force, Mystical, Ancestral, some mana and a swamp. No blue mana though but I don't want to mulligan going down to 4 cards as that most likely will be my end. I'll just have to draw into a blue source in the next few turns. We setup a few turns, Onno resolves a FoF getting 2 Rituals, Sol Ring, Time Walk, Merchant Scroll. I split the mana and spells apart and he takes Time Walk and Scroll. I have Force and a blue card so I'm not to worried. Onno untaps and draws a card, puts DT on the stack it resolves, he merchant scrolls for Force of Will, Dark Ritual..... puts Sadistic Sacrament on the stack.... OMG this is not happening I think to myself.... I force he forces back and I extend my hand as Onno procedes to go into top 8.
The last 3 games played out as an epic struggle with both parties playing some very awesome games. I tell Onno that if somebody were to keep me out of top 8 today I couldn't think of anybody better them him as he plays my list and I helped him out a lot in getting to know the deck. He says he's gratefull and will take home the shop.
Games 8-5 Matches 3-1-2
ConclusionSo I miss top 8 because I lost an epic struggle, which could have gone eitherway. If I hadn't punted game 1 against Onno I might of even won the entire thing. I curse myself inside for not keeping to my routing before the final important round as it clearly played a part in me being sharp enough to pull off a win. I liked the overall performance of my deck and sideboard and I'm still rather glad with my finish, performance and play as I didn't really make a lot of mistakes during the event. The fact that the rest of my team made top 8 is a sweet deal and I finally grab something solid to eat as I settle down for the top 8. I won't give you guys the details as the rest of my Team will most likely be sharing them in their own reports. However, I do want to say this.
WE TOOK THAT SHIT DOWN!!It ended with Arjan (Zieby) vs Duncan (Duncan obv;) and Guus (Mantis) vs Onno (LennoxLewis86) After Duncan beat Arjan in an epic battle in which GWSx proved a bit stronger then European Storm and Guus made Onno's life a living hell by having turn 1 Trinisphere BOTH games. Duncan and Guus end up splitting the finals. So Team RND had 3 people in top 8 and 2 in the finals. Which makes me very happy with our teams overall performance. I'll keep working on TPS as it's proven to be a very solid contender today, it's a shame I didn't make it but I'll say this, I'm sure I'll get there next time !!
Props and Slops!Props
- Duncan and Guus for being such Juggernauts
- Arjan for playing European storm or Drain Tendrils without Drains OR Tendrils

- Onno for being a badass pimp and overall nice guy
- The orginisation for being awesome and putting such prizes on the line.
- Rudy for finding some of the stuff I was missing.
Slops
- Me for not keeping to my routine and punting
- The GPS for running out of Battery
- Germany for having stupid freeway exits
The BreakdownHere's the event breakdown, interesting to see both TPS decks making / close to top 8 and the lack of Time Vault / Key in the top 8. The top 8 was dominated by Tendrils decks as we had a TPS, GWSx, Drain tendrils list representing.
Combo (2) Belcher (2)
Tendrills (9) TPS * (2)
ANT (3)
Grim Long
Freezing Bob *
GWSx *
DrainTendrills *
Oath (2) Iona Oath
Dragon Oath
Control (5) UB Control
4C Control
UR Landstill
Vault key (2)
Dreadnaught (2)DeezNaught
Tezz Naught
Dredge (3) Mana'd Dredge
Manaless Ichorid
Bloodghast Dredge *
Stax (5) 4c Stax (2)
BR Stax
Hasselt Stax
9 Sphere MUD *
Aggro (9) Workshop Aggro (2)
RB Goblins
Black Sui
Sadistic Suicide /w Dark Depths
Noble Fish (2)
Elves
MonoR Workshop Aggro *
Random (6) Reanimator (2)
Replenish
AggroPainter
5c Zoo