I really wish that you had asked Abe about bears, bear fighting, and defending players against bears.
There's... always next time?
During a player meeting at Blue Bell, a while ago, Abe asked if anyone had any questions. ForcetheWill asked him if he was capable of defending us against bears. Abe ignored the question and kept moving on.
At SCG Edison, Abe was judging when Brian Paskoff, a level two judge, came up to him, freaked out, and told him that there was a bear, trapped in one of the bathrooms. Abe lost it, seemed terrified, and then saw a bunch of Vintage players laughing in a corner.
Bears... They're godless killing machines.