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« on: June 05, 2014, 04:52:24 pm »

...for just a brief moment, you actually think that a flavor of gelato could be called "Mana Drain."



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Also, I find that I now unconsciously bluff Force of Will or Mental Misstep at some point in virtually every game of Magic that I play. It doesn't matter that I'm playing mono-green in a cube draft — if my opponent casts Brainstorm, I'm going to have to pause and look at my hand before it resolves. Wink

Share some of your finest "too much Vintage on the brain" moments.
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« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2014, 04:55:12 pm »

More times than I should, I've explicitly moved to my second main phase before casting an important spell in Blue decks, while playing formats where Mana Drain isn't allowed.
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« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2014, 05:04:21 pm »

Awesome thread! I referred to Plato's Academy as the Tolarian Academy during one of my college philosophy classes.
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« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2014, 06:31:57 pm »

when you start to refer to standard reprints by thier original card names. i need four of that new armadillo cloak and four of the new llanowar elves. so many confused looks.
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« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2014, 01:08:03 am »

When a creature with 4 power seems inefficient.

"But you only need 3 power to kill Golem and Jace!"
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« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2014, 01:14:41 am »

Whenever I look through a non-Vintage deck my first comment is usually, "How on Earth do you ever beat Workshops with this pile?" then they kindly remind me that this is Legacy/Modern/Standard/Draft/EDH and I just laugh and walk away.
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« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2014, 07:36:49 pm »

...your wife asks you why you have a Null Rod
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« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2014, 07:38:36 pm »

...your wife asks you why you have a Null Rod

FYI, posting for a friend...umm, yeah.
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« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2014, 10:57:17 pm »

When you're playing 1v1 Uno and you "combo out" against your wife and empty your hand in one go.
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« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2014, 07:57:31 am »

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while playing formats where Mana Drain isn't allowed.

I like to do this just to mess with legacy players.
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« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2014, 11:55:18 am »

I live near a Tabernacle.

It's not of the Pendrell Vale, but I 100% refer to it as such.

I once told my fiance that I needed a minute to get to my second main phase while falling asleep on the phone. What followed was awkward silence and a confused sound that woke me up.
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« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2014, 07:58:57 am »

You get excited like Christmas when a small package arrives in the mail, tearing it open literally 2 minutes after arriving home from vacation. Wife has a disgusted look and says "Magic...REALLY"? BAHAHAHAH
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« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2014, 08:06:36 am »

You get excited like Christmas when a small package arrives in the mail, tearing it open literally 2 minutes after arriving home from vacation. Wife has a disgusted look and says "Magic...REALLY"? BAHAHAHAH

"A fourth edition Disenchant! This is the best day ever!"
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« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2014, 12:36:31 pm »

...your wife asks you why you have a Null Rod
...you show this post to your wife and she laughs.
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« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2014, 01:50:52 pm »

You start your legacy deck off with 1x Brainstorm
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« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2014, 03:15:55 pm »

...you blurt out "Vintage" and point every time you drive by an antique shop with the word "Vintage" in its sign.  Very Happy
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« Reply #16 on: June 10, 2014, 10:27:19 pm »

When you're playing 1v1 Uno and you "combo out" against your wife and empty your hand in one go.

Similarly, you make infinite mana and deck your three opponents on turn 6 of a Conspiracy draft. Apparently, we have trouble with the "causal" aspects of the game.
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« Reply #17 on: June 11, 2014, 03:56:46 am »

...you blurt out "Vintage" and point every time you drive by an antique shop with the word "Vintage" in its sign.  Very Happy

When you grin win your girlfriend mentions the word 'vintage' because you've made the pun that many damn times.
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