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« Reply #30 on: August 16, 2011, 02:24:31 pm »

I see what you did there Eric.

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« Reply #31 on: August 16, 2011, 02:25:44 pm »

Bill Copes stole Dave Williams deck.  Dave is just too afraid to call him out.
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« Reply #32 on: August 16, 2011, 03:23:25 pm »

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I'm the only other legal target, so I draw 6 cards, and he literally quits Magic. 

Terrorists searching in vain for these powerful weapons have the saying "Bill Copes spitteth, and he taketh away."

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« Reply #33 on: August 16, 2011, 11:23:35 pm »



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« Reply #34 on: August 20, 2011, 08:16:40 am »

For anyone attending SCG Boston - Due to fear of Bill Copes smashing through all of their tournaments, they changed the location to Boxborough.  They can only hope that Bill Copes spends the teaching the Red Sox how to fight off terrorists using mind bullets and decides to spare the weekend of tournament goers his imminent win. 
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« Reply #35 on: August 23, 2011, 04:55:18 pm »

In Modern, they banned Ancestral Visions when they realized Bill Copes drawing 3 cards would be game over - even 4 turns later. 
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« Reply #36 on: August 23, 2011, 06:32:39 pm »

His words carry weight that would break a lesser man's jaw.
His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards.
If at first he does not succeed, then it is impossible.
He can kill two stones with one bird.
He was born in a log cabin he built with his own two hands.
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« Reply #37 on: August 24, 2011, 07:24:07 pm »

Fact: Gold Eagle was hybridized by Bill Copes.
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« Reply #38 on: September 01, 2011, 11:02:21 am »

Fact: Flip cards were created so they can let players feel what it's like to turn into a Planeswalker.  When they are ready to break the game, they will allow us to transform Planeswalkers into Bill Copes. 
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« Reply #39 on: September 01, 2011, 03:18:56 pm »

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« Reply #40 on: September 01, 2011, 04:00:54 pm »



I think I need to print this out and give it as a prize for the next event at Pandemonium
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« Reply #41 on: September 04, 2011, 10:38:57 pm »

Bill Copes doesn't always drink beer. But when he does, he makes the Dos Equis guy put on a dress and serve it to him.
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« Reply #42 on: September 14, 2011, 07:55:28 pm »

Bill Copes TMD Full Member Status.
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« Reply #43 on: November 06, 2011, 01:45:04 pm »

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« Reply #44 on: November 07, 2011, 11:22:59 am »

The whole bag, son.

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« Reply #45 on: November 08, 2011, 06:10:53 pm »

Bill Copes does not chew bubble gum, he annihilates it on the molecular level with his teeth. He extracts only the mintiest particles and moves on.
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« Reply #46 on: November 08, 2011, 11:48:37 pm »

Fact:  If you have $5, and Bill Copes has $5, Bill Copes now has $10. 
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« Reply #47 on: November 09, 2011, 08:48:40 am »

When Bill Copes spits, his super-dense saliva sinks down into the Earth until it reaches a strata of enormous heat and pressure.  Over a three-month gestation period the spittle becomes diamond hard stones, and they resurface.  However, they are not ordinary diamonds, but the legendary black diamonds featured in the movie 'Cradle 2 the Grave.'  As we know from the movie, the black diamonds are actually weapons of mass destruction!  To save us all from certain doom Copes tracks down and ingests the stones, sealing them away safely inside his bomb shelter stomach.  Sometimes if you're near him you can hear a rumbling detonation inside of him; be thankful when you do because that's another bomb not going off in your hometown.

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Vintage is a lovely format, it's too bad so few people can play because the supply of power is so small.

Chess really changed when they decided to stop making Queens and Bishops.  I'm just glad I got my copies before the prices went crazy.
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« Reply #48 on: November 09, 2011, 09:11:55 am »

This thread is the only reason I go to the Drain anymore
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« Reply #49 on: November 17, 2011, 07:09:12 pm »

I can't help but notice, a lot of members are getting older.  Soon, TMD will be introducing a second generation of Vintage players to the world.  Here are some visual pointers on how to get done:



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« Reply #50 on: November 18, 2011, 10:46:22 am »

This is to say: wrong/bad/unsafe etc. unless baby is called BILL COPES.
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« Reply #51 on: November 19, 2011, 09:02:51 pm »

Bill Copes met my wife once at Myriad








































































Crap my kid looks like Bill Copes
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« Reply #52 on: November 20, 2011, 05:01:18 am »

Thanks for the heads up Eric, you've managed to teach me how to be a great father in one post. That is a Bill Copesesque achievement.
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« Reply #53 on: November 20, 2011, 04:12:10 pm »

Thanks for the heads up Eric, you've managed to teach me how to be a great father in one post. That is a Bill Copesesque achievement.
Bill Copes would manage it with zero posts.
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Chess really changed when they decided to stop making Queens and Bishops.  I'm just glad I got my copies before the prices went crazy.
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« Reply #54 on: November 20, 2011, 08:22:17 pm »

Today's topic is dealing with bears.  I'm not talking Meddling Mage and Dark Confidant, I'm talking actual bears.  Bill Copes doesn't need to deal with opposing two drops.  Here are some ways I've seen him handle actual bears. 





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« Reply #55 on: December 18, 2011, 02:58:41 pm »

If you want to melt your brain:

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« Reply #56 on: December 18, 2011, 11:17:34 pm »

Anyone know when Bill Copes is getting back from his trip to North Korea?
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« Reply #57 on: December 19, 2011, 01:31:59 pm »

Bill cancelled the trip. After Kim Jong Il found out that Bill was coming for him he was literally scared to death.
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« Reply #58 on: December 31, 2011, 02:25:50 pm »

Brock Lesnar retired after hearing his next fight was Bill Copes.
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