Official TMD "Players to avoid on MWS" list

[Meddling Mike]

I just had a guy argue with me for a good 5 minutes that he could pithing needle oath of druids, to stop the activation.

Silly, he CAN Pithing Needle Oath of Druids, and it WILL stop it from activating!

I love that activated ability... but triggers! Triggers are so much better!

After you cast your opalescence and equip your Oath of Druids with a blazing torch....THEN WHO'S GONNA BE LOOKIN' BAD!

[vassago]

So I played this asshole named Fowler.  I was playing a test deck for funzies and then he quits when he thinks he has the upper hand. I build a real deck to stomp hiim with and he does this..... what a fuicking prick

<New Game: waiting for opponent>
Vassago shuffles library
<Vassago> Holy Dicks!
Vassago draws 0 cards
Fowler shuffles library
<Fowler> If dont play a tier or cast a donk-brainstorm i will quit
Fowler draws 0 cards
<-------- New Game Started -------->
Fowler's Security Code: 3A7ED28C [Type 1]
Vassago's Security Code: 1C6E77F3 [Type 1]
It is now turn 1 (Fowler)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Fowler puts a 0/0 Noob  token into play
<Vassago> hi
Vassago rolled a 8, using a 20 sided die
<System> Player Lost
<System> Session Lost
<System> Disconnected

[honestabe]

This is turn 1 g2 vs dredge

tnodz plays Yixlid Jailer from Hand
tnodz taps Mox Jet
tnodz taps Island
<tnodz> End My Turn
<Opponent is requesting new game>
GABEALLS shuffles library
<GABEALLS> I am ready.
GEBEALLS draws 0 cards
<GABEALLS> ggs
<>?
<GABEALLS> Fuk yourseld
<Player Lost>

[Cyberpunker]

So I played this asshole named Fowler.  I was playing a test deck for funzies and then he quits when he thinks he has the upper hand. I build a real deck to stomp hiim with and he does this..... what a fuicking prick

<New Game: waiting for opponent>
Vassago shuffles library
<Vassago> Holy Dicks!
Vassago draws 0 cards
Fowler shuffles library
<Fowler> If dont play a tier or cast a donk-brainstorm i will quit
Fowler draws 0 cards
<-------- New Game Started -------->
Fowler's Security Code: 3A7ED28C [Type 1]
Vassago's Security Code: 1C6E77F3 [Type 1]
It is now turn 1 (Fowler)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Fowler puts a 0/0 Noob  token into play
<Vassago> hi
Vassago rolled a 8, using a 20 sided die
<System> Player Lost
<System> Session Lost
<System> Disconnected

Fowler is known to have NERD RAGE!!! 

I stop playing with him after I realized that I could not get any decent testing from him 

[Nazdakka]

What's a donk-Brainstorm?

[Yare]

What's a donk-Brainstorm?

I was wondering the same thing.

[Meddling Mike]

What's a donk-Brainstorm?

I was wondering the same thing.

Just a shot in the dark, but maybe donk = ridonculous = ridiculous

[vassago]

Some of the more snoody type2 competetive players refer to scrubs, or "bad" players, as donk, or darf. So, I would safely bet that he means misplaying with it in.

In my opinion it's the same mind set that would turn people off this format.  The pretentious nature of such references usually implicate the person using them to be rather distasteful in general, which is why I have generally disliked most competetive type 2 players.

[LotusHead]

Some games need no editing. This is LeMal with "Serious T1" game. He joined my Vintage TOurnament Testing game.

]_otusHead vs ]_e ]V[al [6/3/2010 2:39:11 AM]

0:00:00 []_otusHead] <New Game: waiting for opponent>
0:00:00 []_otusHead] ]_otusHead shuffles library
0:00:00 []_otusHead] <]_otusHead> Friendly Players Only
0:00:00 []_otusHead] ]_otusHead draws 0 cards
0:00:00 []_e ]V[al] ]_e ]V[al shuffles library
0:00:00 []_e ]V[al] <]_e ]V[al> I am ready.
0:00:00 []_e ]V[al] ]_e ]V[al draws 0 cards
0:00:00 []_otusHead] <-------- New Game Started -------->
0:00:00 []_otusHead] ]_otusHead's Security Code: 0178B889 [Type 1]
0:00:00 []_otusHead] ]_e ]V[al's Security Code: 8907659C [???]
0:00:00 []_otusHead] It is now turn 1 (]_e ]V[al)
0:00:00 []_otusHead] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:00 []_e ]V[al] <]_e ]V[al> hi
0:00:00 []_e ]V[al] ]_e ]V[al rolled a 2, using a 20 sided die
0:00:00 []_e ]V[al] ]_e ]V[al shuffles library
0:00:01 []_e ]V[al] ]_e ]V[al shuffles library
0:00:02 []_e ]V[al] ]_e ]V[al draws a card
0:00:02 []_e ]V[al] ]_e ]V[al draws a card
0:00:02 []_e ]V[al] ]_e ]V[al draws a card
0:00:03 []_e ]V[al] ]_e ]V[al draws a card
0:00:03 []_e ]V[al] ]_e ]V[al draws a card
0:00:04 []_e ]V[al] ]_e ]V[al draws a card
0:00:05 []_e ]V[al] ]_e ]V[al draws a card
0:00:05 []_otusHead] <]_otusHead> Hello
0:00:05 []_otusHead] ]_otusHead shuffles library
0:00:06 []_otusHead] ]_otusHead rolled a 5, using a 20 sided die
0:00:08 []_otusHead] <]_otusHead> p
0:00:08 []_otusHead] ]_otusHead shuffles library
0:00:08 []_otusHead] ]_otusHead draws 7 cards
0:00:09 []_e ]V[al] <]_e ]V[al> kp
0:00:12 []_otusHead] <]_otusHead> kp
0:00:13 []_e ]V[al] It is now turn 2 (]_otusHead)
0:00:13 []_e ]V[al] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:15 []_e ]V[al] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:17 []_otusHead] ]_otusHead plays Mana Crypt from Hand
0:00:22 []_otusHead] ]_otusHead plays Wasteland from Hand
0:00:26 []_otusHead] ]_otusHead plays Chalice of the Void from Hand
0:00:30 []_e ]V[al] <]_e ]V[al> Ok
0:00:35 []_otusHead] Chalice of the Void's note changed: zero
0:00:38 []_otusHead] ]_otusHead taps Mana Crypt
0:00:38 []_otusHead] ]_otusHead taps Wasteland
0:00:40 []_otusHead] ]_otusHead plays Crucible of Worlds from Hand
0:00:41 []_otusHead] <]_otusHead> Ok?
0:00:44 [<System>] <System> Player Lost

What a wuss.

[M.Solymossy]

Dude plays Turn 1 Land, Sol Ring, Sensei's Top into turn 2 Remora into turn 3 Recall, and ended iwth 3 lands, sol ring, a mox, and lotus in play on top of his remora.  I'm playing Landstill, so I can't win.



<f.L.u_X> you drew the fucking nuts
<Jimbo> Ok?
<f.L.u_X> game 2, board
<Jimbo> lol
<Jimbo> the nuts
<Jimbo> i just recalled
<Jimbo> my hand was eh
<f.L.u_X> you drew a ton of mana with remora on board, that's the nuts
<f.L.u_X> plus recall
<Jimbo> wow
<Jimbo> if me drawing lands is nuts
<Jimbo> they wherent even broken lands

f.L.u_X plays Mox Jet from Hand
f.L.u_X plays Island from Hand
f.L.u_X taps Mox Jet
f.L.u_X taps Island
f.L.u_X plays Standstill from Hand
<f.L.u_X> Ok?
<Jimbo> Ok

<Jimbo> ya saying drawing lands is nuts is a bad excuse
<Jimbo> i didnt even draw library or academy
<f.L.u_X> actually, you had a ton of mana with remora
<f.L.u_X> and library is godawful
<f.L.u_X> just play jace
<Jimbo> wow
<Jimbo> ur kinda noob
<f.L.u_X> actually, im not
<f.L.u_X> but thanks
<Jimbo> library is one of the best cards in the mirror
<Jimbo> and jace sucks in vintage
<f.L.u_X> you are ABSOLUTELY wrong
<f.L.u_X> I won a recall with Jace, actually
<Jimbo> wow
<Jimbo> i have a 2156 rating
<Jimbo> and when u have standstill
<Jimbo> u bash with ur man lands u fucknig noob
<Jimbo> ur not worth my time
<Jimbo> look up LSV's rating
<Jimbo> its me
<System> Player Lost
<f.L.u_X> you're not LSV


We have someone thinking he's LSV.  I'm pretty sure LSV has more to do with his time than play Vintage on MWS... you know, like playing MODO. 

[M.Solymossy]

Epsilon plays Ancestral Recall from Hand
<Epsilon> Ok?
f.L.u_X draws a card
f.L.u_X draws a card
f.L.u_X draws a card
f.L.u_X puts Standstill to Graveyard from Play
f.L.u_X plays Force of Will from Hand
<Epsilon> ?
f.L.u_X puts Jace, the Mind Sculptor to RFG from Hand
<Epsilon> you cant
f.L.u_X's life total is now 17 (-1)
<Epsilon> priority was passed to you
<Epsilon> on the standstill trigger
<f.L.u_X> omg you dont know the rules at all
<Epsilon> if standstill resolves it means you cant play
<Epsilon> wow
<f.L.u_X> the standstill trigger resolves
<Epsilon> bye noob
<Epsilon> Cya noob.
<System> Player Lost


fucking retards

[M.Solymossy]

I play a mishra's factory, activate the first one thats already in play, and attack.  He declares no blocks, and I tap my 2nd factory to pump, then, this classic shit happens.


<Kakloi> You can't tap this turn
<f.L.u_X> yes i can, because it's still a land
<f.L.u_X> take 3.
<Kakloi> dude
<Kakloi> You can use the mana hability
<Kakloi> But not to buff
Mishra's Factory's note changed: STILL A MOTHERFUCKING LAND, IT CAN TAP
<Kakloi> YOU CAN TAp
<Kakloi> But you cant use the buff

[M.Solymossy]

Time to bitch, this is proof that oath is for faggots.


I thoughtseize his hand.  He has oarchard Sol Ring Oath Oath.  I take an oath.  He plays Sol Ring.  I thoughtseize. HE DREW OATH with Natures Claim.  I blow it up.  He draws, AND PLAYS OATH.

[M.Solymossy]

He had sphinx in play, and remora and had countered my Helm (Leyline in play), so I cast will.  Then I cast Vamp, and then Brainstorm to get Lotus,, then play lotus->Helm.  He Vamps and then draws drain, and I misdirect.  Then this happens.
hugh plays Mana Drain from Hand
hugh taps Tolarian Academy
The One plays Misdirection from Hand
The One puts Jace, the Mind Sculptor to RFG from Hand
hugh draws a card
<hugh> losing against a n00b
<hugh> pathetic
<System> Player Lost


I  love being called a n00b.   I've won more tournaments than this kid ever will. 

[Yare]

You know, Soly, the fact that you've made the last 5 posts on this thread probably says something about whether you should continue to play randoms on MWS.

[M.Solymossy]

This is why you don't let your kids grow up to suck cock...

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I wish there was something legal I could do about this just to fuck him up.  I'm so sick of being the target of his shit.  I wasn't even ON under my name, he's just doing it randomly...

[TracerBullet]

This is why you don't let your kids grow up to suck cock...

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I wish there was something legal I could do about this just to fuck him up.  I'm so sick of being the target of his shit.  I wasn't even ON under my name, he's just doing it randomly...

Here, Soly, I'll post this to make you feel better, though to be 100% forthright, I'm still not sure you're not Sephiroth yourself.

This was a conversation that took place after I beat Sephiroth in 3 straight games, one with his semi-casual jank deck.  He joined the game as <Michael French, the Osaka farmer>, and tried to pretend to not be Sephiroth at first, as he's wont to do.  I didn't post it initially because it's rather obvious that this kid gets his rocks off on you guys talking about him, and complaining about him, and saying how annoying he is.  It should be obvious to anyone who's ever read this thread that he's not someone you want to play a good game of Magic against, so anyone who does it from here out does it because they're enjoying his act.  

The below is unedited, so take away from it what you will.  Personally, I think he's just a bored kid with nothing better to do than to annoy other people.  Not exactly uncommon on the internet, so if you can't deal with him, you're probably in the wrong place.


<Sephiroth, the Rapist> fI rape you
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> with my subpoar casual deck
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> time sieve ftw
<TracerBullet> mmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmm
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> it shows you how terrible your playskill is
<TracerBullet> rgr
<TracerBullet> You're amaazzzzzzzzzzzzzing
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> only people beat me
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> richard shay
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> mike solymossy
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> i guess that's all i see
<TracerBullet> Now seriously, what's fun about being such an antisocial personality?
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> the rest other people, they lost
<TracerBullet> Do you enjoy it?
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> I am above you
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> and I enjoy the fact
<TracerBullet> Okies
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> in mtg
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> there is no social life
<TracerBullet> but here's the thing
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> the community stinks
<TracerBullet> If you realize you're a joke
<TracerBullet> You surely realize that what you're doing is just wasting time
<TracerBullet> And if that's the case, why do it at all?
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> Entertainment.
<TracerBullet> Apparently
<TracerBullet> But how do you derive entertainment from purely wasting time?
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> I'd rather do that than watching tv
<TracerBullet> I at least know I'm generating entertainment by playing my games out
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> s?
<TracerBullet> Moreover, I'm getting better at the game by seeing more gamestates
<TracerBullet> But I get the sense with you, it's more about annoying people
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> you'r enot, sorry
<TracerBullet> If that's the case, why do it?
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> I dont' see any improvement on you
<TracerBullet> Righto
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> and haven't seen your play made me think "Wow"
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> Richard Shay played control slaver
<TracerBullet> Perhaps that's because I'm playing non-interactive decks
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> when i first played him
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> Yopu know, there are many CS players out there
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> none of them impressed me
TracerBullet plays Vampiric Tutor from Hand
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> but shay
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> wow
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> so unique
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> i respect him
TracerBullet plays Inkwell Leviathan from Hand
TracerBullet plays Mana Drain from Hand
TracerBullet plays Thoughtseize from Hand
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> sorry
TracerBullet plays Thoughtseize from Hand
TracerBullet plays Old Man of the Sea from Hand
TracerBullet plays Underground Sea from Hand
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> you must felt offended
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> but thats the truth
<TracerBullet> Don't get me wrong
<TracerBullet> I've played against shay
<TracerBullet> In person
<TracerBullet> Several times
<TracerBullet> My point still stands
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> Does it matter?
<TracerBullet> Wht do you gain out of acting like a dumbass
<TracerBullet> ?
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> Being a celebrity
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> HAHAHAHAHA
<TracerBullet> lol
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> actually, I laugh a lot on MWs
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> pissing people off
<TracerBullet> That's my point
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> thats the main reason
<TracerBullet> It's called anti-social personality
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> i chuckle
<TracerBullet> You should look it up sometime
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> lol
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> seriously, i dont see many of you are worth for me to imrpess
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> no need to act like a gentleman
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> and try to make friend with anyone over mws
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> that's what a loser needs to do
<TracerBullet> but that's the point
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> like you for instance
<TracerBullet> It doesn't cost you anything to act like a human
<TracerBullet> It's not an energy cost
<TracerBullet> It's not a monetary cost
<TracerBullet> So why not do it?
<TracerBullet> You rather choose to act like a dumbass
<TracerBullet> It costs you to do so, if anyone were to ever figure out who you actually are
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> just raise the hell in MWS
<TracerBullet> In terms of potential friendship
<TracerBullet> So why not be a non-dick
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> One of my mottos in MWS...
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> Why so serious?
<TracerBullet> I'm not even talking be a good guy, I'm talking be a non-idiot
<TracerBullet> Well, people wanna play
<TracerBullet> I've played against you before where youv'e essentially given up on playing magic
<TracerBullet> And instead just acted like a dick
<TracerBullet> Wasting your time
<TracerBullet> And wasting my time
<TracerBullet> It's one thing to talk shit
<TracerBullet> it'
<TracerBullet> It's another to waste time
<TracerBullet> Like taking turns that aren't yours
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> why you still come back to me?
<TracerBullet> or doing random shit
<TracerBullet> I don't
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> you should have fucked off
<TracerBullet> I played against "michael Frencfh" to start the game
<TracerBullet> I had a sneaking suspicion that it was you
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> its too obvious
<TracerBullet> But I didn't know for sure
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> thats your fault
<TracerBullet> lol
<TracerBullet> Why spend your time convincing people you're someone else?
<TracerBullet> If it's about the celebrity?
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> because michael french sounds stupid, no offense.
<TracerBullet> I've traded with him before
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> he's from osaka...hahaha what the fuck
<TracerBullet> He's a nice enough guy
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> i like to bully them.
<TracerBullet> Once again, anti-social personality disorder
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> i am the biggest bully in MTG community
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> MWS is a bunch of geeks
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> so magic commmunity, too.
<TracerBullet> I think you'd find that you're among the biggest of geeks
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> but in my real life
<TracerBullet> Seriously
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> i respect smart people
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> that done some many engineering stuffs
<TracerBullet> So why act out here?
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> mathematical problem solvers
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> i respect them
<TracerBullet> What part of your life says "I need to be a dick to others"
<TracerBullet> ?
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> they dont play magic, of course
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> i have a lot of ladies
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> i sleep with them a lot
<TracerBullet> mmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> so...it's magic
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> the world is so small
<TracerBullet> Your'e like one of those people
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> i like the game of magic
<TracerBullet> Who rapes hookers
<TracerBullet> And says
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> but i dont like the people in magic
<TracerBullet> "Who cares, they're hookers anyway?"
<TracerBullet> It's a violation
<TracerBullet> To act like a dick
<TracerBullet> Period
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> You sound like a pussy
<TracerBullet> No matter how much you detest them as people
<TracerBullet> You sound like a dumbass
<TracerBullet> Who has nothing to better to do with his day
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> think about this
<TracerBullet> Than to fuck with people
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> Have you ever seen me posted at any forum?
<TracerBullet> No
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> why haven't I posted in the forum?
<TracerBullet> As far as I know
<TracerBullet> I have no idea
<TracerBullet> There are many reasons why people don't
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> because, it's not worth the time.
<TracerBullet> But wasting other people's time is?
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> I don't care about what people say
<TracerBullet> Seriously?
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> I don't go post and defense
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> fuck that
<TracerBullet> I don't post anymore because I find that I'm usually giving more information than I'm getting
<TracerBullet> But
<TracerBullet> The point of this is
<TracerBullet> You're literally sitting around and wasting people's time
<TracerBullet> (sometimes)
<TracerBullet> (and by proxy, your own time)
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> its their problems
<TracerBullet> Insteado f posting
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> i dont waste my time since i enjoy it
<TracerBullet> You're wasting your own damn time too
<TracerBullet> That's the point
<TracerBullet> There's something wrong with you
<TracerBullet> Something actually wrong with you
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> poor you
<TracerBullet> if you enjoy wasting people's time
<TracerBullet> No
<TracerBullet> Poor you
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> you want to fix the great sephiroth?
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> so you can turn me to become a hero
<TracerBullet> I actually do pity you on some levels
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> and bring to the world of vintage?
<TracerBullet> I don't give a fuck
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> you want me to be featured in the next event?
<TracerBullet> I'm just trying to get someone who can apparently reason to use some of that reasoning ability on themself
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> you want me to get in top 8 and drink milk on the final ring?
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> haha fuck it
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> nerd fest
<TracerBullet> w/e
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> its not worth my time
<TracerBullet> I want you to not be a dick
<TracerBullet> That's all I really care about
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> if i am deeply into magic like you
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> you notice how much time consuming
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> travel
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> get a hotel room
<TracerBullet> Who said anything about being deeply into magic?
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> spend weekends
<TracerBullet> http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/antisocial-personality-disorder/ds00829
<TracerBullet> Enjoy
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> If I am not a dick
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> what do youw ant to see me ?
<TracerBullet> Who said you're not?
<TracerBullet> It's rather clear to me that you are
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> showing up a tournament and give a group hug to everyone?
<TracerBullet> Once again, who said anything about a tournament besides you/
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> its so comical
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> my casual deck beats you
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> time sieve
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> hahaha
<TracerBullet> Mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<TracerBullet> Good for you
<TracerBullet> I'm proud of you
<TracerBullet> You're a great player
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> you suck
<TracerBullet> Best of all the players I've ever played
<TracerBullet> Did you enjoy that?
<TracerBullet> Was that what you were looking for?
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> ?
<TracerBullet> You feel satisfied with the last 20 minutes of your life?
<TracerBullet> Enjoy what you do
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> Hell yeah
<TracerBullet> Do it because you feel like it'll make you better
<TracerBullet> In some way
<TracerBullet> If you're doing it just to fuck with someone, you're probably doing something wrong
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> i am a life-time banned mtg player
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> for breaking sommeone's nose in top 4 match yuears ago
<TracerBullet> lolllllllllllllll
<TracerBullet> Even if I believed you, it would be irrelevent
<TracerBullet> You play MWS because you want to
<TracerBullet> Not because you want the rewards
<TracerBullet> Tournaments are about rewards
<TracerBullet> MWS is about playing
<TracerBullet> There are no rewards
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> Actually
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> MWS is pure TESTING
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> you want to lose than win in MWS
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> you don't want any luck in MWS
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> in tournament, it's opposite
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> you want cheap luck
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> and you want to win all the time
<TracerBullet> Those aren't counter to what I said
<TracerBullet> But the point still stands
<TracerBullet> This isn'ta bout you playing in tournies
<TracerBullet> This isn't about you playing for rewards
<TracerBullet> This is about you playing, and not being a dick while doing it
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> I have everything what I want
<TracerBullet> Perhaps someday you'll realize the value in that
<Sephiroth, the Rapist> there is no need any reward
<TracerBullet> Now I have to go, because I need to do other things
<TracerBullet> Maybe one day, you'll see what I mean
<TracerBullet> GL

[LotusHead]

Please stop giving Sephiroth a forum to get his rocks on.

Kthanks

[M.Solymossy]

I guaren-damn-tee you I am not him.  I can get pretty pissy with my temper, and I am in fact bi-polar, but I REFUSE to do shit like THAT.

[M.Solymossy]

Guy was playing as "15".


He was playing Blue, I was playing Monobrown.  He had 2 Islands up, so I was asking "Ok?" and he said "Stop asking for shit".


Word of advice "15".  Don't be a cocksucker next time.

[M.Solymossy]

Turn 1.

The One plays Thoughtseize from Hand
The One is looking opponent's Hand...
<The One> tinker
The One stops looking opponent's Hand...
s00ck discards Tinker
The One puts Thoughtseize to Graveyard from Play
The One plays Mox Sapphire from Hand
The One plays Mox Emerald from Hand
<s00ck> -2
The One taps Mox Sapphire
The One taps Mox Emerald
<s00ck> -2
<s00ck> -2
<s00ck> -2
The One's life total is now 18 (-2)
<s00ck> -2
<s00ck> -2
<The One> patience
<The One> i was getting to it
The One plays Standstill from Hand
<s00ck> ZERO patience
<s00ck> LOL
<s00ck> NOOB
<System> Player Lost


he's just pissed cuz I was gunna ghetto-stomp his ass.

[M.Solymossy]

Obviously this guy is Seph...  look out for him.

<The One> ill play
<The One> keep
Who is da man? takes a mulligan
<Who is da man?> Kp
The One plays Island from Hand
The One plays Mox Sapphire from Hand
The One taps Island
The One taps Mox Sapphire
The One plays Standstill from Hand
<The One> Ok?
<Who is da man?> Tier 1 please
<The One> dude
<The One> im gunna crush you with this deck
<The One> just play
<Who is da man?> Don't call me dude.
<The One> End my turn
<Who is da man?> I ain't your friend.
<The One> this deck CRUSHES the tier
<Who is da man?> lol
<Who is da man?> HAHAHA
<The One> youre just bitching cuz u cant win
<Who is da man?> You must be so delusional.
<The One> End my turn
<Who is da man?> Are you Sephiroth?
It is now turn 3 (Who is da man?)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<The One> no, but it's quite obvious you are.
<The One> stop talking and play so i can fucking crush you
<Who is da man?> Why are you hiding a different username?
<Who is da man?> No one will play you, noob.
<Who is da man?> I'd prefer to play against top level
<Who is da man?> not below me.
<The One> if im below you
<The One> then play
<The One> and win
<The One> but you wont.
<The One> cuz im gunna crush you
<Who is da man?> It's not worth the time and effort, sorry.
<The One> i know you're sephiroth
<The One> and so does everyone esle

[Cyberpunker]

lol...

[Phoenix888]

Which one was Sephiroth in that story?

[M.Solymossy]

Which one was Sephiroth in that story?

I'm The One.... I just started insulting the other guy after it was obvious he was sephiroth.  He did the classic sephiroth move of talking shit while refusing to play. 

[AmbivalentDuck]

Which one was Sephiroth in that story?

I'm The One.... I just started insulting the other guy after it was obvious he was sephiroth.  He did the classic sephiroth move of talking shit while refusing to play. 

And this guy is on your AIM buddy list AND you've told him you're bipolar AND you let him talk shit to you without letting him know who you are.

I move to ban Soly from the internet on account of being Sephiroth.

[LotusHead]

Which one was Sephiroth in that story?

I'm The One.... I just started insulting the other guy after it was obvious he was sephiroth.  He did the classic sephiroth move of talking shit while refusing to play. 

And this guy is on your AIM buddy list AND you've told him you're bipolar AND you let him talk shit to you without letting him know who you are.

I move to ban Soly from the internet on account of being Sephiroth.

Or at the very least, JUST STOP POSTING ABOUT HIM!

[Phoenix888]

Which one was Sephiroth in that story?

I'm The One...

Freudian slip?

[honestabe]

not gonna lie, if I played against Standstill on MWS, i'd probably quit too...

[M.Solymossy]

And this guy is on your AIM buddy list AND you've told him you're bipolar AND you let him talk shit to you without letting him know who you are.

WAS on the buddy list until all the shit i saw him do to everyone else.  He used to be super-cool to me, but a dick to a couple others, and then started being a dick to everyone.

... AND I never told him I'm bipolar...  that was just an oversight...