[Tournament] THE PHILLY OPEN V - 2/27 & 2/28! T1 & Extended! $4,000+ in prizes!

[Bill Copes]

HOLY SHIT, I'M GOING!  PROBABLY WITH A CAR FULL OF PEOPLE!

I'M SHOUTING!

[T00L]

HOLY SHIT, I'M GOING!  PROBABLY WITH A CAR FULL OF PEOPLE!

I'M SHOUTING!

WATSKEBURT?!

[Bill Copes]

HOLY SHIT, I'M GOING!  PROBABLY WITH A CAR FULL OF PEOPLE!

I'M SHOUTING!

WATSKEBURT?!

WATSKE BIZZY BIZZY BUrRRrorrororoo!

[Juggernaut GO]

interesting

[Iron_Chef]

interesting

Does this mean you might make an appearance, retired or not?

[T00L]

HOLY SHIT, I'M GOING!  PROBABLY WITH A CAR FULL OF PEOPLE!

I'M SHOUTING!

WATSKEBURT?!

WATSKE BIZZY BIZZY BUrRRrorrororoo!

Props voor de Heist Rocker!

[Twaun007]

Polish your grillz and pull out your lyrical Wu-Swords! Rumor has it that Yangtime and Twaun P. are going to be up in the hizzy!

The only thing that's going to slow us down is if Yangtime's spinnerz get clogged up with snow. Ahhhh, in all actuality it probably won't matter since his deck is so hot and baller it's worth more than your pimped out Escalades.

[Marske]

@Twaun007,

Props voor de Heist Rockah en de watskeburt
Watskebizzy bizzle rob robber
Mensen praten serieus, maar ze weten van geen ene kankermoer watskeburt
Maar dr gebeurt veel, serieus
Komen die vocalen nog of moet ik beginnen?


CHORUS:
Je bent een sjembek dat zeurt
Maar je weet niet watskeburt
Je bent een MC dat front
Maar je komt niet tot de grond
Je bent een MC met crown
Maar je weet niet wats met jou
Je bent een sjembek zonder clout
En je bent niet 'bout it 'bout


VIEZE FUR:
Ok Vieze Freddy is aan de beurt
Vieze Freddy, alsof je dat niet wist
En ik drink tot de motherfucking fles leeg is
Heb pas doekoe als ik bierflesjes inwissel
Dan ben ik pas stang yo *uhh*, fo' shizzle
Je lacht maar ik maak hier geen motherfucking grappen
Pus uit mn pik, je kan een lauw biertje tappen
Staat te spacen, maar ik ben niet van Star Trek
Ook geen Busta bust maar ik breek wel je nek *ehehehehehe*
Komt alleen uit m'n achterste
Moeders met dochters ze verachten me
Ben van Baksteen. alsof je dat niet ruikt
Want de één is dik en de ander gebruikt
Ik ben tuig, van de eerste klasse
En je wast je handen al tijdens het plassen
Kijk me aan, je weet precies hoe laat het is
Baksteen, de rest is geschiedenis


[CHORUS]


P. DRONQ
Wat is niau krauw?
Watskeburt in de schuur?
Is bij jou alles rustig of gezeur met de buur?
Of zijn het biertjes voor gratis of gewoon pleurisduur
En ben je 'bout it bout of een treurig figuur
Voor alle vrouwen en chickies, van Joure tot Maastrikkie
Heb die vouwen in m'n dickies, yo we houden het jiggy
'bout it bout it net als een gek met al dat goud in m'n mikkie
Twee gezichten één formule als Lauda en Niki

[CHORUS]

VIEZE FUR:
Watser, watser, watser, watser
Watser met jou ouwe? kanker
kanker je staat te spacen
Serieus gek wat praat je met mij man keeeeenker
Je praat maar je weet niet eens watser met jou
Je weet niet eens watser met mij maar watser met jou ouwe
Keenker keenker
mensen zijn aan de crack tegenwoordig, serieus
Ik liep laatst door het centraal
komt er een junkie naar me toe voor een euro
*euro, kanker een euro?*
Ik zeg hier heb je twintig cent, zegt-ie nee hoef je niet
Dus ik zeg, ja ja is goed ik ken jou ik ken jou
Je komt uit Noord
- uhh ja ik kom uit Noord hoe weet je dat hoe weet je dat
Zeg ik ja ik ken je moeder ik heb m'n krantenwijk voor dr bezorgt
- Uhh m'n moeder m'n moeder? Ik heb haar al 25 jaar niet gezien
Dus ik zeg: Fuck jou man ik verkoop dr crack stomme slet
Kanker kanker kanker junkies op het centraal
Serieus, enigste vette plek van centraal is de fucking pizzahut
En uhh en en en en en de meeting point, maar kanker die is dicht
In ieder geval centraal is een baas, vieze Freddy is een baas,
Baksteen is een baas, Heist Rockah is een baas.
Watskeburt

Kænker

I'm completely unaffected when you taunt me.
This battle was over way before it even started.
You against me? That's totally retarded!

AKA: Dutch Lyrical Wu-Sword is polished up ready to do battle,  Yangtime and Twaun P. up in the hizzy, PSH, you guys ain't got nuthin on Dutch Rappers, bunch of Vanilla Ice wannabe's!

The only thing that's going to slow us down is if Yangtime's spinnerz get clogged up with snow. Ahhhh, in all actuality it probably won't matter since his deck is so hot and baller it's worth more than your pimped out Escalades.

I heard it through the grapevine you boyz don't even own any real shizzle, be prepared to face some serious P.I.M.P.I.N Euro style... The only thing slowing you guys down is gonna be all the dust you're gonna be biting down on after I left y'all laying in the dirt.

(on a different note, do come and holla at me when you catch me in Philly

[LordHomerCat]

Oh shit son.  You did NOT just call out Twaun P Pwnerton!  I suppose you are lucky he spent all morning drinking cheap beer and posting on the OH boards instead of destroying you, but don't count on that to last much longer.



(Seriously though, did you?  The rest of the world has no idea how to read your crazy language and I have no idea if that's a song or a frickin manifesto or what)

[Marske]

@The Lord of The Homer Catz,

Oh shit son.  You did NOT just call out Twaun P Pwnerton!  I suppose you are lucky he spent all morning drinking cheap beer and posting on the OH boards instead of destroying you, but don't count on that to last much longer.

Oh Hell Yeah I did, what kinda pimp spends his mornings drinking cheap beer?! Isn't it supposed to be all about the bling?

(Seriously though, did you?  The rest of the world has no idea how to read your crazy language and I have no idea if that's a song or a frickin manifesto or what)

It's a real song, not a manifesto our language rocks that way

[Iron_Chef]

Just throwing this out there; if we hit 100 players (i really hope we do) then my prize support is going to be drastically increased!  And when I say drastically, i mean DRASTICALLY INCREASED!!!

[2nd_lawl]

fuck year

[MISTERTREK]

Just throwing this out there; if we hit 100 players (i really hope we do) then my prize support is going to be drastically increased!  And when I say drastically, i mean DRASTICALLY INCREASED!!!

So I guess that means Nick will throw in the Girl Scout to go along with the cookies?!

I unfortunately wont be able to make the event as I blew out my knee and am having surgery on Tuesday. I know ,I know you can all be less nervous now! LOL Good Luck to all.

[myw002]

I heard first place might be a Blue Hurricane from the Summer set if the entrants go over 100.

[psyburat]

Due to adult themes at dinner, only people playing in the vintage event will be allowed to come to the dinner experience. I'm looking at you Stefan...

Winnie the Pooh is not adult-themed.

The tournament is going to be legitimately insane, and the afterparty even moreso.  The Sunday event might be the most hungover event in Vintage history.

[Hagrid]

Man Saturday was the most fun I have had in a while!! I can't wait for this weekend!!!

[forcethewill]

Can i bring a hobo so we can drunkenly slaughter...i mean sacrifice to whomever our higher power shall be.  I am also still waiting for that trophy from Fridays.  The after party bar better have a trophy so we can win it.

Saturday night may very well be the end of my life and we can thank Jake Gans for not saving it!!! Thanks Jake

[T00L]

Can i bring a hobo so we can drunkenly slaughter...i mean sacrifice to whomever our higher power shall be.  I am also still waiting for that trophy from Fridays.  The after party bar better have a trophy so we can win it.

Saturday night may very well be the end of my life and we can thank Jake Gans for not saving it!!! Thanks Jake

Luckily my phone takes reasonably high quality video that I can upload to youtube and facebook

[2nd_lawl]

Can i bring a hobo so we can drunkenly slaughter...i mean sacrifice to whomever our higher power shall be.  I am also still waiting for that trophy from Fridays.  The after party bar better have a trophy so we can win it.

Saturday night may very well be the end of my life and we can thank Jake Gans for not saving it!!! Thanks Jake

Luckily my phone takes reasonably high quality video that I can upload to youtube and facebook

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[Twaun007]

@Twaun007,

Props voor de Heist Rockah en de watskeburt.......

I ran your song through an English translator and it kept linking me to someone called Denny Blaze.

(on a different note, do come and holla at me when you catch me in Philly

I will be a hollaring.

[Marske]

I ran your song through an English translator and it kept linking me to someone called Denny Blaze.

I have no clue who that is....

Quote from: Marske on February 18, 2010, 02:22:35 PM
(on a different note, do come and holla at me when you catch me in Philly Wink

I will be a hollaring.

Oh shit son.  You did NOT just call out Twaun P Pwnerton!  I suppose you are lucky he spent all morning drinking cheap beer and posting on the OH boards instead of destroying you, but don't count on that to last much longer.

Psh calling people out and getting this kinda reaction, I wonder where did you ever gather such a rep to warrant a post from The Lord of the Homer Cats warning me not to get into stuff with you.......

[Twaun007]

Oh shit son.  You did NOT just call out Twaun P Pwnerton!  I suppose you are lucky he spent all morning drinking cheap beer and posting on the OH boards instead of destroying you, but don't count on that to last much longer.

Psh calling people out and getting this kinda reaction, I wonder where did you ever gather such a rep to warrant a post from The Lord of the Homer Cats warning me not to get into stuff with you.......

Kid is an instigator. Plus, he is still pissed caused I shaved his lions main when he was drunk and passed out at the last ICBM open.

[Marske]

Kid is an instigator. Plus, he is still pissed caused I shaved his lions main when he was drunk and passed out at the last ICBM open.

Fair enough, guess these Ohio Vintage greats (wannabe's) aren't down for hanging out with true pimps, or else Jimmy would put his mouth into action and come battle in Philly.

[Twaun007]

Kid is an instigator. Plus, he is still pissed caused I shaved his lions main when he was drunk and passed out at the last ICBM open.

Fair enough, guess these Ohio Vintage greats (wannabe's) aren't down for hanging out with true pimps, or else Jimmy would put his mouth into action and come battle in Philly.

You best get the poopa scoopa case the nigga is talking shit! We is about to bring the heat to this tourney!

[Marske]

You best get the poopa scoopa case the nigga is talking shit! We is about to bring the heat to this tourney!

Amen Brotha, just be sure you know who's who when Team RND brings this shit down, I heard our White Suited Kung Fu Master is gonna attend. I'm already stocking up on artifacts to feed The Great Atog Lord to support him in his frenzy....

[LordHomerCat]

As exciting as it would be to decide to make the 13+ hour drive on 3 days notice, I'm gonna pass on this one.  Maybe on one of these trips to the US you will finally grow some balls and come out to play some cards in the real Midwest instead of avoiding the shame of coming to WI/IL and getting wrecked by the best of the best.

Also, put my mouth into action?  I feel you need some work on your english phrases, as that doesn't mean what you probably think it does.  Maybe you meant "put his money where his mouth is"?  I imagine there is a dutch translation involving wooden shoes and windmills or something.

[Marske]

As exciting as it would be to decide to make the 13+ hour drive on 3 days notice, I'm gonna pass on this one.  Maybe on one of these trips to the US you will finally grow some balls and come out to play some cards in the real Midwest instead of avoiding the shame of coming to WI/IL and getting wrecked by the best of the best.

Psh, I'll be sure to make it down to WI/IL some day to kick some ass. But, dear fellow, please do tell, who are these "Best of the Best" you're referencing to? It cannot be your Meandeck cohorts......you simply cannot be talking about a team of people that have played or were once greats in the stone age but haven't touched any cardboard in ages..... last time I checked only Steve and Paul were truly active.... oh and btw this announcement and the fact that I'm coming over has been up for month's now, so cut the entire 13+ hours and 3 day notice bullshit... I'm friggin crossing an ocean !!

Also, put my mouth into action?  I feel you need some work on your english phrases, as that doesn't mean what you probably think it does.  Maybe you meant "put his money where his mouth is"?  I imagine there is a dutch translation involving wooden shoes and windmills or something.

"Put your money where your mouth is" is also a saying we know in Dutch, I was referring to verbally battling it out in philly. (damn these jokes don't work in english ) anyway, your absence speaks for it's self.

[LordHomerCat]

Why would I pay attention to tournament announcements in parts of the country I don't care about?  Is this a power-9 event that would be worth my time to prepare for?  I mean, its just a local tourney with slightly better prizes, so I don't see why I'd want to drive out to philly when I have local tournaments here I can play in.

And I like the callout on Meandeck, even though team RnD is known to the outside world as "Rich Shay and some other guys".  It is unfortunate that you have to cross an ocean to try and play against any real competition, but over here in America there is no shortage of tournaments full of good players.

The best of the best I refer to, of course, is the upper midwest Magic scene.  We have so many SCG and Worlds Top8's out here that it I almost feel bad talking about it to someone like yourself who will never know what it feels like to do well in a big event.

Oh and when was the last time a Team RnD member was vintage champ?  Ya, I thought so.

[Prospero]

Leaving all the trash talk aside, this is going to be an awesome event and I'm looking forward to playing.  See everyone on Saturday.

[forcethewill]

Leaving all the trash talk aside, this is going to be an awesome event and I'm looking forward to playing.  See everyone on Saturday.

I plan on beating Nick Detwilers brains in with a terrible deck playing terribly overpriced ( in both value and casting cost).  Look out nick here comes jokulmorder!